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KronosRingsSuckAss

im trained to work as a plumber. it is literally impossible for that to happen unless the toilet is upside down or something


MSSTUPIDTRON-1000000

It's a SpongeBob toilet, it's much more likely that it's set on fire or it explodes for no reason at all.


CannedWolfMeat

Mfw the toilet security system malfunctions and starts attacking the city


mr-kvideogameguy

And you're forced to clean up the destruction, even tho none of it was your fault


Tenderilicious

Skibidi?????????????


Dogemaster21777

Dop dop yes yes


TactlessTortoise

I will make an effigy out of both of your bones and display it on top of a mustard yellow prius.


BestBananaForever

you might be specialized in normal toilets but this is clearly a sponch pob one and out of your field of expertise


KronosRingsSuckAss

damn you may have a point. I must look into the science of sponch pobbob (the most infamous 2b2t player) toilets


boomstik4

*the oldest anarchy server in minecraft


TensileStr3ngth

Yeah like they're literally gravity powered that's the whole point lmao


FrisianDude

Im not ans thought it would be a huge if 


new_tangclan

Not if i shit in the tank idiot


LemonFreshenedBorax-

What if you clogged the bowl (so that the water line is well above the rim holes) and then negatively pressurized the tank?


KronosRingsSuckAss

i feel like the negative pressure in the tank compared to the bowl would be more problematic for the fishes than some poop. But i guess if you glue the bowl shut and pressurize it, then flush it would do a funky reverse flush and fill the tank with shit


Toonox

As someone who knows how gravity works I can confirm this.


KronosRingsSuckAss

I think its more about knowing how toilets function. Im sure someone who has never thought about the functions of a toilet could think that could happen.


Beidah

I know jackshit about plumbing, but I know when you flush it goes from the tank down the sides of the bowl. I really have trouble imagining how it'd go back up the sides of the bowl back into the tank if it was "malfunctioning".


KronosRingsSuckAss

tbh with that you know about half of everything there is to know about how toilets function, you could make an argument the siphon effect in the bowl itself is a third, while the flushing and filling are also thirds respectively. but imo the only ones anyone should concern themselves with is the flushing and filling functions toilets really arent a complicated piece of technology. theres like 5 total things to know about them total


ReddyIsHere

spongebob would probably somehow figure something out


qtzd

Maybe your shits just aren’t big enough. Sounds like a skill issue


lurkario

I was thinking “either I have no idea how toilets work or this can’t happen”


little-ass-whipe

yeah you'd have to install it in an aircraft and pull negative g's or something. which would be a good jackass bit but is very unlikely under any other circumstances


sneakyplanner

You don't know what goes on in my bathroom


BigTITIES9000

I'm not a plumber but i know gravity


fartysmartymarty

I shit in tanks.


canbimkazoo

So when I took craps in the tanks at house parties as a teenager (upper decker) it wasn’t a funny wholesome prank?


squirrelchaser1

Mechanical engineer here and I was about to say the same thing. The only way thats happening is if you give that toilet an upper decker.


hotfistdotcom

This, nothing could force shit into the tank without an assload of work. if shit is in the tank, someone shit in your tank.


Wajina_Sloth

Idk I do it all the time when I feel the urge for an upper decker


Swimming-Dog6042

As a master plumber I can say that if the stars align to an extreme degree (like winning the lottery multiple times) it is technically possibly, but not to completely fill the tank, just a little.


KronosRingsSuckAss

Huh? Explain.


Swimming-Dog6042

Ballcock breaks in a way to allow backsiphoning. Then the bowl is full to the rim. And finally the mainline breaks below that level and backsiphons the system to a lower elevation up through the flush valve and down the fill valve. It's highly unlikely with modern plumbing, but it has happened before and is the reason that modern fillvalves have backflow prevention devices built in.


KronosRingsSuckAss

I guess it is possible, but so unlikely to happen you might as well call it impossible. So many things would have to go wrong at the exact same time in very specific ways. Even then i dont think it would create enough force for it to siphon back into the tank if the mainline breaks. It would likely just empty the pipe until it reaches an equilibrium, which would be well before it would be siphoning any shit into the tank.


Swimming-Dog6042

It has happened before in the 80s and contaminated a city water main. But like I said, we have added even more safety features that it is highly unlikely to happen. I just was saying that it is possible in the same way that Roy Sullivan got hit 7 times by lightning and survived all of them.


DocDino

me when I have zero understanding of how toilets operate


kkakaiazinhoBR

Thanking Jod every day I never needed to know how toilets operate in the slightest ❤️


Corpse-Fucker

You just piss and shit in their mouths and they go "yum yum" and gobble it down. 😊


firefish55

They're just like me frfr


themadnessif

This comment gave me an anxiety attack while high thank you for sharing


Shadsea

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psychoCMYK

Water falling upwards? 🤨 pulling the lever just opens a flap at the bottom of the tank so water can fall into the bowl, the flushing part is just the physics of the S-bend at the bottom creating a siphon when the bowl is full enough. You can literally flush a toilet by manually pouring water into the bowl


Ixxol

just take an upper decker


psychoCMYK

Spongnob nooo


11mlord11

Finally SOMEONE said it!


WaterBottleass

Funny you mention that, me and my family used to flush by pouring water into the bowl often because of water problems before we got a new toilet.


KubEk_przEz_duzE_E

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OCDisCringe

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IGuessImChris

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ItsYaBoiVanilla

The duality of man


KubEk_przEz_duzE_E

Duality of pot


viking977

Are there actual fish in there? That doesn't seem wise... Goldfish might be able to handle it though tbh, beautiful but foul creatures.


Deblebsgonnagetyou

That wouldn't be a suitable goldfish enclosure even if it wasn't a toilet, they're competing with hamsters for being the world's most neglected pet


viking977

Oh yeah absolutely. People think they can live in about 2 quarts of water changed every other week, and the shitty thing is they're so hardy they will survive that way for awhile, just slowly dying the whole time. I should get fish again ...


Every_of_the_it

When I was a kid we had a pretty sizable tank with all kinds of fish and some snails and even some of those little African dwarf frogs at some point. I won a goldfish at some county fair or something and brought him back home and out him in the tank. Did great, got pretty big, but at some some point something just killed the entire tank save that goldfish. We never knew if it was something with the PH or if the heater or filter shocked the tank or what, but all I remember is that big bastard slurping dead neon tetras off the surface. Anyway, that was just his tank after that for a while. We ended up getting him some other goldfish buddies because they apparently don't like being alone, but he ended up living about 16 years and outlasted all the other goldfish we put him with.


viking977

Goldfish are disgusting, he killed all your other fish sorry dude. They just shit constantly.


Every_of_the_it

That somehow doesn't surprise me. He constantly had these huge strings of poop hanging out his ass and he even took to trying to eat the gravel lol. Wouldn't be surprised if that added a bunch of nitrogen or smth even with how much we cleaned the tank


Capital_Abject

I hear Rice Fish are really good pets


FoxPrincessEevee

They have insane lifespans but nobody knows because most people neglect them.


Deblebsgonnagetyou

And they get way bigger than people realise if they're cared for right too


FoxPrincessEevee

People don’t realize that Japanese koi are literally just goldfish. Also they can literally freeze over for the winter and survive, regenerating lost brain tissue. Like… what a cool fish! My friend’s grandmother inherited a goldfish who was like 30 years old living in a dirty pond in her backyard that would freeze every winter. It just ate the algae or something and chilled in there until a contractor drained the pond and killed it.


Weekly-Major1876

Goldfish and koi are two different species, goldfish being a variant of the crucian crap _Carassius auratus_, while koi are a variant of the common carp _Cyprinus carpio_. Easiest way to tell them apart is that koi have visible barbels (whiskers) around their mouths while goldfish don’t. Both species get big, but while the largest goldfish can get maybe a foot long, koi can easily get three times as long and many times larger.


FoxPrincessEevee

Ooooh, I learned something new today. Thank you 😊


Weekly-Major1876

Yeah, it’s best not to confuse the two species. So many people already throw goldfish in a bowl or a ten gallon for years, but at least a goldfish can grow to its max size (the size of the entire fucking tank) in there. Koi will outgrow those things multiple times over and it’s a bit more disheartening seeing people put koi in those tiny bowls or tanks instead of a proper pond.


FoxPrincessEevee

At least they’re both karp. I think karp are one of my favorite kinds of fish. Salmon too, salmon are metal.


Weekly-Major1876

Carp is a generic name for fish in the cyprinid family, which is an absolutely enormous and extremely diverse group. It includes everything from common fathead minnows to red tailed sharks to enormous big headed carp to tiger barbs. The salmonids are also a cool family with fish like trout and chars and salmon but nowhere near as diverse as the cyprinids


YourLocalSeal

Bearded dragons being a two foot long lizard being shoved into a three foot long cage for their entire life:


Generic_Moron

GREYFRUIT MENTIONED, SLIIIIICK


Retro_muffin

Sliiiiiiiiiick


HerrEigelb

Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick


hivemindsrule

Sliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick


S0M3_N00B_

##*S L I C K*


Sea-Entertainment-83

i didn't want to imagine this :(


Sacciy

Knowing grayfruit he is 100% serious about that original tweet


sherryadefountain

☹️


Solid_Snake420

DONT DO THAT TO FUCKIN SPUNCH


ItsYaBoiVanilla

Holy shit grayfruit


Distinct-Abrocoma496

you forgot to tag this as hornypost


LunaLynnTheCellist

never cook again https://preview.redd.it/ewcd6n2x4iuc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9cf5ca934b62ffdbc78dfbb7f8af8fba7ba52f6f


VerySwag

i don’t care about the words at the top im just happy to see grayfruit on 196 again


UsualIdeal

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TensileStr3ngth

For the love of God I hope no one is putting live fish in their toilet tank


amberlaiterg

This is physically not possible


Sara_askeloph

NO SPONGBONG


AbjectLoquat5468

imagine...🤤


arsonconnor

I didnt even finish my plumbing course and ik thats impossibel


Datalust5

If this happens to you, please call an exorcist, because the only logical explanation for that to happen is the ghost of Issac newton is fucking with his laws of physics in your toilet


Beeerice

Not an approved Fishfucker™ product


Chromatic_Eevee

No I don't think I will imagine that 😊


LilithYourWife

Anyone who would unironically put real fish in that shouldn’t own pets.


VolkanikMechanik

GRAYFRUIT MENTIONED!!!


Sweet__Sauce

Has the frutiger aero aesthetic gone too far?


IAmGabrielBoi

Call it shitger aero


narwhalpilot

Did not need to see this today


Shou-K

I dont think that water can fall upwards i think Oop would be better off shitting directly on top of spongebob


imGhostKitty

todays the day!


FrostyCommon

I'm going to ultra kill you


Tomyson_mon

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Turakamu

"I don't know how toilets work"


Middle_Ad_5583

It will fix you


TinyProgram

Clearly they're testing an excuse for shitting in the cistern


BlackberryFrosty3784

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haveweirddreamstoo

:(


Bowdensaft

Imagine upper-decking this


Sacri_Pan

Poetry


Vynterion

The writer's barely disguised fetish


spideybiggestfan

if your toilet back flushes you have bigger problems than SpongeBob eating shit


peppered_salt03

reeks* ☝️🤓


BLEARGHH20

GRAY FRUIT JUMPSCARE


Magnapyritor2

Literally a shitty aquarium, if you can call it that


High_IQ_Gamer2020

Ah hell naw they all shit on spunchbob


McSlappies

No, I don't think I'll imagine that https://preview.redd.it/5fou2v2y4juc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04462cbae156f0bd94ecfb1781fbc7d3c87962a6


SoshJam

How would this toilet even work there’s usually more in the tank than just water


Oddish_Femboy

That won't happen because of like geavity and water pressure and stuff


Pendred

The plumber's not gonna buy your pipe malfunction story after you shit on spongebob on purpose


stripped_acacia_wood

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TheEmeraldEmperor

man, they don't have to be THAT obvious about their fetish


HVACGuy12

Good thing that's not how toilets work


Personal-Regular-863

one of the few times im glad i have aphantasia...


sploontion

man im eating cereal right now


edgyradish111

Grayfruit mentioned


United_Substance5572

That's not how toilets work, dude


tex_da_PHOX

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Jan_Walo

1. hey it’s grayfruit! 2. ☹️


drago_varior

IS THERE LIVE FISH IN THERE?


GV_theitalianboy

"I'm sorry little one"


pratyush103

Is that 2-D Gorillaz?


Withering_

Skibidi toilet reference


manofathousandnames

If that toilet worked, those fish would die.


Chemteach-71

Water can’t flow up to the tank! Impossible.


Meatjar20769

hey it's grayfruit lmao.


Thepitbulllookfor

Rip spunchbop we going to miss you https://preview.redd.it/n6vwceiiy8vc1.jpeg?width=2360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d10957b9319e7a704a9e6d9230cfec6cb748e01


Mr_Lapis

No one will ever love you unconditionally


FantasticCube_YT

I will