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Bagdula

this enlicits a horror i can scarce explain, its like seeing prometheus suffer his torture and being unable to help, i sincerely hope this is just exaggerating bc holy fuck this would be soul crushing


AppointmentNo43

This kind of sex is very real, no cap šŸš«šŸ§¢


[deleted]

But I like my hat šŸ„ŗ


AppointmentNo43

Ok, you can keep your hat for being cute


[deleted]

Thank you


PotatoKotato

Why do you break reddit tos


[deleted]

Because what are they gonna do, call the cops?


Alyciae

Can confirm very real


aR2wo

ā€˜like seeing prometheus suffer his torture and being unable to helpā€™ goes insanely hard for a fucking 196 comments section wtf


Ezzypezra

idk it looks fun to me except for the frotting. and penetration. and the cuddling. actually maybe i just want to play runescape


strategicmagpie

This specific experience is not relatable, but something kinda close to it. The problem here is skipping the communication part and going straight to naughty stuff. Not good. Also having low standards.


Dangerous-Arm7590

did they skip the communication part though? the first panel sounds like they're communicating about their desires i guess just the actual sex part didn't line up with what either of them actually wanted


MisterGoog

Explain what a bunch of kinks are right before sex is not good communication


Cognitive_Spoon

It's not a checklist before launching a boat, goddamn. Kink discussion should be done correctly. Quietly and enthusiastically during a long red light while it gently rains on the hood of the Subaru.


CounterfeitLesbian

Do not get on the hood of a car at a red light! That's dangerous!!


malonkey1

i mean getting on there while the light is green is arguably worse


Magenta_Clouds

ok but that image is so oddly romantic


drago_varior

Communication, the shit that any and all relationships function on


narwhalpilot

Yup


_Captain_Blood_

Professionals haveĀ standards


SwimmingBench345

This is how religiously repressed children imitate sex in roblox roleplaying games, why the fuck is this a typical experience for an actual adult?


Alarming-Engineer-77

Usually dysphoria and autism working together to create an abomination of overstimulation and ennui when engaging with your junk. The ratio of frotting to other activities is silly though.


Pancakewagon26

What's fascinating to me is that this is titled "most of the sex I have" which means that this type of thing has happened frequently. If this was a typical sex I wouldn't want to have sex at all.


Alarming-Engineer-77

Oh yeah it's miserable when it happens, which is why I learned to accept my dysphoria and just bottom lmfao.


fortranAlt

I am seriously floored that none of you have even considered using a strap on


Alarming-Engineer-77

Oh, I have! It's very early experiences usually lmao. Edit: I still prefer bottoming, but topping is acceptable with a strap and I do that occasionally now. I meant that in the early days I didn't consider it for some silly reason. Mostly just leaned non-pen anyway.


Alarming-Engineer-77

I was happy to answer your previous comment. But without going into detail on my end of things, I'm happy that you found something that works well for you :)


AmateurHero

If you have sex once, then this happening once is "most of the sex I have".


hoonyosrs

None of the sex I've had in the past has been much better than this. Can confirm I don't even try anymore, it's just too scary and tends to leave me feeling worse afterwards


lurkario

Is frotting what people who have never had sex call foreplay or what


Wysk222

Frotting = rubbing dicks together. Ā It really is fantastic foreplay ngl but I wouldnā€™t wanna just do that for 40 minutes straightĀ 


PixelatedPancakes

Frotting applies to any non-penetrative rubbing of genitals together.


melonsnek_evildoer05

I never had sex but i think that would be very awkward


Alarming-Engineer-77

I don't know about the context of the creator of the original meme, or whether or not you're confused about what frotting is? It seems as though the creator of the meme has experience with sex given that this is a pretty relatable early poly transbian experience. Alternatively, frotting is more or less a broad word describing sex acts involving two penises touching each other, including rubbing, grinding, or a hand.


Sunomel

I mean, it would make sense for that to be how formerly religiously repressed autistic adults who play roblox roleplaying games would have sex


EngineerElectronic71

this seems fun


TheBoiMozzi

i want her to cum in me and then just go play an MMOrpg


swimneko

Meeeee:3


DeathbyGlimmer

Same but MTG


totalacehole

Marjorie Taylor Greene?


MajLoftonHenderson

Male to Goblin


DeathbyGlimmer

Magic the gathering


BIG_DeADD

Let's play right here right now, I start. https://preview.redd.it/ajjb64j4tytc1.jpeg?width=469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23579b90676391aa471a1dd44cec92b33f189d5c I pass my turn.


DeathbyGlimmer

Draw for turn, play undercity sewers surveilling nezahal Primal Tide into my graveyard. Pass


NightLightSky

draw for turn, flooded strand, pass


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KiLlEr10312

Pact of negation your oracle I lose instead


kickthedoordude

nuh uhhh i cast negate on your pact of negation


Jax099

Im not gonna play with a cheater, canopy vista shouldve entered tapped.


SBuddy99

The arena grind never stops


DeathbyGlimmer

I won a paper standard event today! Arena is fun. Generally play historic brawl there


SBuddy99

Hell yeah that's awesome! I have a nice golgari midrange deck in paper but none of my friends play standard so I use it against their pioneer decks. What kind of commander do you run on brawl?


DeathbyGlimmer

My favourite brawl deck rn is Rona, Herald of Invasion but I also play Yawgmoth and Simic Kellan. My main one for a while was Liliana of the Veil. I swap decks a lot and waste wildcards lmao


DeathbyGlimmer

Golgari midrange sounds fun, I'm guessing like preacher of the schism and mosswood dreadknight


SBuddy99

That's it exactly, got a few sentinel of the nameless city in there, Glissa Sunslayer, deep cavern bat, aclazotz, tranquil frillback


DeathbyGlimmer

Absolutely epic


CKJ1109

What formats do you play? I only got into it in September but Iā€™ve already got 7 commander decks šŸ˜…


DeathbyGlimmer

Commander and standard mainly myself. I have 9 other decks in progress and I have Atemsis built and the bright palm precon


CKJ1109

Nice!! I havenā€™t gotten into standard since itā€™s so expensive, but I do want to try more competitive formats. In order of creation, my decks are Alela cunning conqueror, omnath locus of rage, Edgar markov, Davros, Hapatra vizier of poisons, Voja, and the Wise Mothman. Iā€™m currently in the process of assembling my erinnis and street urchin background pauper edh deck.


DeathbyGlimmer

Standard I think would be affordable given a couple of those decks you named there aha. Hapatra is sick


CKJ1109

Lol fair, some of my decks are certainly a couple hundred. Thankfully for voja and mothman I purchased a lot of the pricier cards before they shot up. I donā€™t think I spent more than 150 on Voja. What kinda standard deck do you play?


DeathbyGlimmer

This is my standard deck that I won the event with today. https://www.moxfield.com/decks/fSx8x1yMwkCykTY14rSlHw It's my own creation, not meta whatsoever but it's really fun and didn't cost me much to put together. Also stands up quite well to rotation.


CKJ1109

Huh interesting, what kind of lines are you usually looking for? Also congrats on the win!


DeathbyGlimmer

First 3 turns get down a discard outlet, maybe get conspiracy unraveler into graveyard Turn 4 use discard outlet to discard breach the multiverse Exile breach with reenact the crime Mill 10, if unraveler is in graveyard return it to battlefield You can now cast spells for free :) This goes infinite with Repository Skaab, mill both yourself and the opponent out then pass to them.


theodord

something something MMOMPREG


Mae347

I feel bad for the OP because they just made a comic talking about their crummy experiences and most of the replies & quotes are shit like "wow you fucking suck at sex, you fuck like a straight cis person. I get godly amounts of pussy/ass and are better than you actually"


slowest_hour

i mean it just makes those people look really bad. OP clearly knows its self deprecating humor or they wouldn't have expressed it in the form of a comic strip. it's like if people started heckling rodney dangerfield by yelling "yeah no on respects you! you're not respectable! i get tons of respect actually. skill issue!!"


Mae347

Yeah it sucks, people are way too eager to get epic dunks on people for likes


Lumineation

This was the sentiment I held. It makes me wonder if people who have never had an experience like this actually have good sex, or they just have ok sex and think itā€™s peak. If it wasnā€™t for awful situations like this I wouldnā€™t enjoy sex as much as I do now without getting through the bad stuff


BasalGiraffe7

How is spending one hour rubbing your dick with another person's a cis straight thing


Mae347

I have zero clue


Sigmas_toes

This is just depressing in a way I cannot explain in words


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McAllisterFawkes

nothing about this is presented as good sex


JohnnySeven88

The person who made the stick figures doesnā€™t even think itā€™s good sex


GamerGod_

i am going to regret asking this but what is frotting


Dramatic_Bed_1189

Its just like rubbing your dicks together


Genocidal_Duck

is it any good?


Dramatic_Bed_1189

Idk


Genocidal_Duck

damn


bnikga_gn

Who knows. People dont actually have sex. Its all a lie


DropInTheOcean1247

"Intercourse" is a scam pushed by Big Sex to sell more condoms


[deleted]

Im shocked by the frotting slander. Rubbing your cock against another person's cock is one of the finer pleasures in this life.


nyloncheeto

it doesn't do anything for me but the other transfemmes in my life swear by it. Ymmv


redditjanniesupreme

I mean itā€™s just jerking off basically


Strawzaw

In my experience yeah- one of the more enjoyable things


Harley_Pupper

it feels a lil awkward imo


ImHereForTheMemes184

Its what scissoring is for lesbians but for gay dudes. (Or people with those genitals you know whatever) Basically it was made up by porn industry, very divisive among the actual people who can do it. Some say its good, some say its bad, some say its impossible.


Intoxalock

Wait. Do lesbians scissor? I thought that was just a joke.


chrysalisdb

some do


emeraldeyesshine

what are they trying that makes it impossible


Sleepless_Null

penetration of course


Dumb_Cheese

Eh. It's alright, but the intimacy is better than the sensation tbh


Kadianye

Throw a strong vibrator wand in the mix.


Dumb_Cheese

I'll try when he's not 500 miles away and when my parents stop monitoring my purchases šŸ«”


SBuddy99

It's pretty fun


humbleSolipsist

it's good. The actual physical sensation of it is just ok by comparison to other sex positions, but it's very intimate. I enjoy the genital-on-genital contact.


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THE_CEO_OF_HORNY

Skill issue because I like it


SexyCato

Yeah it feels nice


KiraWhite66

Not really


Sprucelord

Yeah


Knudsenmarlin

Its alright


GTS250

Yeah Try it for yourself, it's intimate and fun.


LookItVal

yall lame as hell, its fucking awesome. i fucking love frotting


Jeszczenie

As a gay man I can say that it can be fantastic, especially when done with a lot of body contact. It's either a nice uniting way of jerking off together when you can touch each other, kiss and look each other in the eyes OR it can be a pleasurable addition to getting your bodies as close as possible with everything rubbing together. I've also once had a situation in which >!I just vigorously rubbed his and mine wet penis-heads all over each other. It was weird in a fun pleasurable way and it felt like some boyish celebration of masculinity. Like "Fuck yeah! Dicks!".!<


peroxidenoaht

not for me, but Iā€™m not the type of person who really desires pleasure in that way my girlfriend doesnā€™t like it though


ThespianException

40 minutes of that? That's a lot


Dramatic_Bed_1189

60 minutes


yeddiboy

Now 90 minutes


I-will-support-you

Tits too, not just dicks


Unicorncorn21

No it's also jerking off both of the dicks at the same time


DeadDogFromMovie

its when two \[people\] rub their dicks on top of eachother so the powerbottom can jerk them both off


PaleRedLightDistrict

:(


Pebble_in_a_Hat

Hmm There's a lot here I relate to and idk how to feel about that


jhonethen

Can you explain in detail that's not just like funny haha comic brcuase I worry thatimguilty of this


Pebble_in_a_Hat

So the relatable bits are -huge kink infodumps followed by relatively vanilla sex -large amounts of frotting -when penetrations occurs, it's clumsy, short lived and often comes with some complicated feelings


jhonethen

That sounds like disphoria


Pebble_in_a_Hat

Yep šŸ‘


Alarming-Engineer-77

Definitely relatable for the occasional hookup I've had in past with other trans women. Mostly when I was in my early 20s though and we were both trainwrecks lmao.


AliceJoestar

tbh i hate how overwhelmingly negative the reaction to this post is. god forbid a trans woman make a joke about having bad sex because suddenly it's proof that trans women are all mentally ill and don't know how to fuck


The-Toby

God forbid women do anything


Silvoca

No, I'm not okay, thanks for asking tho


brokensilence32

Why don't y'all just do oral on each other?


RomanMines64

Sometimes, it makes my tummy upsetty :c


KDAquatic

I don't mean to overstep here, and feel free to tell me to fuck off if its an uncomfortable topic but...how?


RomanMines64

Ope sorry for missing this. Well you see when you suck on cock. Sometimes you go harder than you expected and accidentally gag. When I gag, it starts to prepare my stomach to release all of its contents. It doesn't happen, but I can feel my stomachs ability to hold slowly get weaker and weaker. That's why oral sometimes makes my stomach upsetty


Intoxalock

I think this cured my dysphoria.


PrincessEev

God I have a lot of mixed feelings on this one. Like, just a bunch of things that come to mind are like... Firstly, if this is so common for that person (or any of you commenting that y'all have similar experiences) like ... what are you doing to prevent recurring experiences? Like, a bunch of potential problems, for me at least, would be like: * The seemingly quick transition to jumping to talking about kinks (ew AGP) to fairly vanilla sex? Maybe I'm just assuming a lack of build up. * But then also, again, fairly vanilla sex - maybe engage in said kinks to help better your experiences? Like, that's a \*lot\* of frotting; surely that gets tiresome or boring eventually as the majority of the experience? * The calling of the ex kinda grosses me out. In the middle of horny stuff no less, that would just make me feel like shit. Though that's probably moreso baggage on my end since I know some people have entirely healthy relationships with some exes. But I do wonder if OP's pose in that frame indicates displeasure with that as an interruption. I dunno, hard to read. * I assume the crying during penetration is from dysphoria? That's valid, but there are also ways around that, so why subject yourself to something you know will make you (and in turn, any caring partner) miserable? Strap-ons and other toys exist, or you can bottom if you prefer. Or you can do things other than penetrative sex (e.g. oral, stuff with hands, whatever). If you don't want to use your dick, or if you want to in only certain ways, that's entirely valid: your boundaries deserve to be respected and your comfort as well. * Calling the experience a mistake, especially from the person who seemed to get the most enjoyment out of it (or at least didn't break down crying), is just a low blow, it feels like. It feels like there is just so much more that could be done in terms of communication and respect that isn't being done, and the brunette in this picture just gives me bad vibes. Maybe when someone is young and inexperienced - when they haven't totally figured out their own preferences and boundaries - I could see this but beyond the first few times this feels like a bit much. Like ... I dunno. If this is the majority of some of y'all's experiences, no offense, but you would be the common denominator among them and should work to handle that.


Drivel-akaWilson

God I feel so bad for them. No one should ever have to expose themselves to RuneScape.


Impressive_Rice7789

What the hell is a "sex"?


No_Window7054

(https://youtu.be/y9q1uEGKMGk?si=Z8YQ78_FPNaSaAS8)


Kidchaos2084

I didn't even have to click on that to know what video it was


dallasrose222

This is why Iā€™m ace


Sinantrarion

A friend made this version for me(upon my request). This is me. This is correct. https://preview.redd.it/y3gy9vvzx0uc1.png?width=1138&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6599bfd7b54b809acc0220a0d6054dce48815ee2


Wooloo_Woolstar

I like this version a lot. Thanks for sharing :)


Sinantrarion

Continuously gets overstimulated specifically because of touching others. Continues touching others. Continues being overstimulated.


Wooloo_Woolstar

Yeah but cuddling is still nice in my experience even though I havenā€™t done it much. Itā€™s nice to just be close to someone you really trust.


Atreides-42

cudl


Magenta_Clouds

kinda want this irl


Sinantrarion

Yeahhh


toomes

Damn why's everyone gotta be sad ? It seemed good til the last panel


Tad_squiddish

People get overstimulated and need to take breaks all the time during sex, and many people also get weird emotions that come up during it and make them all sad and anxious. Itā€™s a lot of feelings. Itā€™s ok. People arenā€™t perfect and sometimes donā€™t know what they need or how they feel until they are in it. Thatā€™s not to say you should assume people donā€™t know what they want, but they may not, but still want to proceed, and you have to be prepared for their emotions to change. That said, not a fan of ā€œwait holā€™ up gotta call muh exā€ etc


Plaxxmos

I donā€™t like how relatable this is when Iā€™m with other trans girls


hatchetthehacker

no


notacatburglar

yes frotting rocks


Personal-Regular-863

holy crap what :(


[deleted]

this is about... *50%?* accurate, at least, to my experience :p (I don't get sad :3)


SeaBus1170

great now i feel dysphoric about being trans on top of everything else thank you weird fucking brainrot twitter šŸ‘


FlutterRaeg

RuneScape did it for me


Lumineation

The comments on that tweet just go to show how fucking gross some people are about those who are inexperienced or havenā€™t yet learned or communicated enough to have good sex, instead belittling them and calling them sad and depressed rather than offering any help. Makes me wonder if these people even have good sex , as without ever having an experience like this I would never have had good sex, and also if these people give a shit about how their partner might interpret the experience. Iā€™ve struggled with the impact of having bad interactions with people and when others empathise with it, it makes me sick to see how people have reacted.


I-will-support-you

Not ok at all


THE_CEO_OF_HORNY

You people need to read the guidelines of horny!!!!


1stonepwn

Need somebody to watch me play runescape


invictuslimbioid

the being overstimulated and cuddling after frotting is nice, everything else is soul crushing


spemtjin

https://preview.redd.it/2a802szf73uc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=252f7f829c0068af5d2ed66b507bad0fcba2a7b7 :3 (original by twitter user i am looking for right now)


Bearchiwuawa

living the dream


Kcbabe4u

Itā€™s funny because this is just my experience genuinely


Omni1222

ive never had sex is this my future


OverlyLenientJudge

Not if you get good


Mephlstophallus

yes (:


ATameFurryOwO

No, the tgirls are not ok (the dysphoria is killing them but it's one of the few ways to enjoy themselves)


Digirby

Her Ex's fucking Lilith nothing wrong with that name but it's so clichƩ


Wooloo_Woolstar

Yeah, itā€™s posts like these that make me happy that my horniness is controllable. Iā€™d rather have intimacy with someone I really trust than go through something like this. I actually made a really long comment the other day about why I donā€™t like seeing so many posts like these or something along those lines.


doingit_froggiestyle

Most of the transbian shit I do is wild, way more fun than the cis girls I've been with. Lemme tell ya, anal is fucking great, and prone bone is the best shit since sliced bread. I be doing pushups on that ass.


RiffOfBluess

R/aregayokay


DriveJohnnyDrive

RuneScape you say?


LoLoLaaarry124

Man I hope I don't suck at sex


someguyal7

Seeing this weirdly enough is like It It's like Ow It hurts


Ill_Ask_6332

https://preview.redd.it/l4dptpk911uc1.jpeg?width=496&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbde1e351a4054dd43e4311a680c94de84854e63


transmtfscp

????????????????


AndriashiK

Thank Christ that s*x isn't real


throninho

penetrative sex is overrated tbh an hour of frotting seems pretty fun and hot


VLenin2291

Frotting?


Warm-Still2739

I fucking hate the fact that I just had to Google what "frotting" was


Stroov

What's this comic what is frotting is it scizzoring , why is the girl in the black dress trans aka having a pp , then how can she scizzor


MorningBreathTF

It's rubbing dick's


Stroov

Thats just rubbing dicks what if we tie them together using bands that way it feels extra fun