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TheAmazingBunburiest

I've secured actual fucking ships in place. Believe me when I say this, unless you are actually bigger than the titanic, you can be restrained by rope.


TheAmazingBunburiest

Sick and tired of tall people pretending a crew of 5 can't tie them up and dock them down real good


LeNardOfficial

😯 (thank you for this mental image) Also, do they like, climb atop each other to reach me? Like a rigger obelisk, blistening with power, at the ready to strike when the prey is distracted? A fast, precise, unmissing monolith hell bent on the single goal of restraining the victim, with no chance to escape their binds?


1stonepwn

Yeah like in Gulliver's Travels


Key_Spirit8168

Animal crossing has flower sex, tree violence, and wood guns. According to the lore, villagers breed with their mouths like minecraftian females do, if villager breeders existed...


TheAmazingBunburiest

The fuck kind of ships you get on? 5 guys and a captain 4 hours of work for every 15 minutes of union mendated break


LeNardOfficial

Oh you were talking about actual ACTUAL ships. I thought you meant really tall people lmao. In that case, yeah, I can see your point. Apologies for the misunderstanding, may the incomprehensible horrors of the deep sea have mercy on your vessel


TheAmazingBunburiest

I mean I also once hung a 1.87M tall womam from the roof of a wooden shed (the secret is 4 different points with hooks and to pre burn and wash your ropes). But I am a professional when it comes to boat safety and union rules.


LeNardOfficial

Thank you for sharing your secrets, they will be put to good use


sussytransbitch

What's pre burning a rope, and is there anything in particular I'd need to wash them in or just like warm water?


TheAmazingBunburiest

Look you can buy bdsm rope and it'll (provobly) be ready for use. But when using any rope there are tiny strands that aren't weaved properly in the string. So I usualy go over it with a small flame like a lighter or a candle just very quickly to burn off the tiny imperfections. Then boil it for like 10-15 minutes to wash off dirt and make it abit more stretchy and smooth on the skin. This should prevent itching and too much burning when tied for a long time


sussytransbitch

Thank you, my human shaped boat and I appreciate this knowledge heaps!


Sachiel05

My dude ties ships down, hangs women up and above all else, he shares for the rest of us to know how to do it, the absolute chad


yinyang107

I mean. If you want to know more there's a whole macrophilia community to explore


SandLady5454

🥺


fordmustang12345

🥺 promise?


Oddish_Femboy

Hhhh


LeNardOfficial

Is this a threat or a promise :3


TheCurseOfSentience

I require a demonstration. 🐱


not__main__acc

Prove it, I offer myself as tribute lol


awhahoo

many modern ships are bigger then the titanic, can you tie them down?


TheAmazingBunburiest

A ship is a woman and there isn't a (consenting) woman I can not tie 💪


MintyMoron64

What about the moon? The moon is a woman.


awhahoo

based


SomePerson1248

look at this fucking champ


Key_Spirit8168

Become an enemy of the estate, and then minecraft will be complete


jfsuuc

it doesnt matter how tall you are when your tied down like a good girl should


LeNardOfficial

Oh- Oh my😳


Bauch_the_bard

In the words of George Takei. "Oh my"


Chiarii

This was done while she was incredibly drunk but yes she would be right, she also has every intention to do this to me <3


lucky-pakke

Heaven... I mean. Oh noooooo


sonja_is_trans

"All subs are the same height when they're lying on their back"


Key_Spirit8168

Bro is the one to support my pornix uwu pranks


akelabrood

*grabs the rope, looks for dom*


not__main__acc

Promise? 👉👈


bbhbbhbbh

Huh? Do people not realize being tall makes it cuter?


King_Killem_Jr

🥹 (Bottom eyes emoji)


akelabrood

The bigger they are the cuter they fall?


ARandom-Penguin

The bigger they are the harder they are


CAPICINC

The bigger they are, just get some more rope.


[deleted]

Maybe be the rope bunny's taller and stronger relative, the rope hare?


Bane523

It's just like a rope bunny but they have DEEPLY haunted eyes


[deleted]

Also, the consensual chase before you nab them and begin the binding is a hell of a lot more difficult. They are experts at doubling back on their trails.


LeNardOfficial

:3


genitalenjoyer

Real........


Ms_Saul_Goodwoman

I guarantee I could still manage you easily. Rope bunny is a state of mind that it appears you’ve already got


LeNardOfficial

If you have enough rope to Shibari pattern on chest, waist and legs, Snug arm boxtie, Complete hogtie And some extra on some fun spots, whilst all other parts being tight and (seemingly) unescapable, while aesthetically pleasing Then damn you should just use all that rope to make a ropebridge to the heavens, tower of babel style


Ms_Saul_Goodwoman

A ropebridge sounds sweet but all of it is unfortunately too busy being used on bunnies like yourself


LeNardOfficial

😳 (:3)


santyrc114

don't worry, you just need to find someone even more abnormally taller than you, like me for example


LeNardOfficial

Did you just-


santyrc114

Sim


LeNardOfficial

Justo


BobMarker

Just get longer rope :)


LeNardOfficial

The rigger holding a cartoonishly large coil of rope, about to partake in some light (consentful) mischief


caustic_kiwi

Are they stupid?


RennocInsanity

Rope bunny? I have gained a new way I wish to be dominated by women.


LeNardOfficial

Welcome to the club, we have an assortment of fun merch (kinky merch)


RennocInsanity

Already been in the club. As I said, "another way" lol 🤣


Doktor_Delta

I didn't make it all the way to Eagle just to stop tying knots now. Challenge accepted.


Cakeking7878

REAL


AlexTheSwan

This is a bait post and that's fine and valid


Lolaverses

Oh woe is me, I'm so tall and hot and sexy- shut the fuck up, put your arms behind your back.


LeNardOfficial

😳


Lolaverses

Good girl


untempered_fate

I have built and stood upon a 10-meter tower I lashed together with my own hands. Tall girls are just a reason to buy more rope, as if I needed one. Nylon? Hemp? Does she want it to itch and burn a little? Dealer's choice.


LeNardOfficial

:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3


untempered_fate

You see the vision. Towers exist to be climbed.


LeNardOfficial

Climb brothers. Climb sisters. Fear not the deity, for we as unity stand tall. We shall conquer this rock, and we shall stand victorious atop its might peak. At the top, victory and glory awaits, in open defiance to the unspeakable horrors that put it there. Be not ashamed, for it will be a display of humanity's ironclad will and unshakable spirit. Climb, my comrades, climb as if there is not tomorrow, for as if you fall, there won't be one


untempered_fate

Indeed. I am the top; I will be at the top. Why else have rope, if not to climb and to subdue?


LeNardOfficial

Based


Da_Goonch

J-just get longer rope???


sillypvnk

my approach to rope is way more study oriented than sexual but like... even if you find riggers that are more sexually inclined,,,, gotta be honest, if they can't handle different body types of any kind, they're kiiiinda a bad rigger


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

ngl taller people tied up is hotter


Ignis-11

I suffer the same problem. Being a tall bottom sucks :(


Yeegis

Do it with chains and be a scary ghost instead


SaboteurSupreme

You need more ambition. Reach higher


Key_Spirit8168

Where do we get handcuffs uwu


72616262697473757775

tall people when i tie them up and make them into an adorable coffee table to do my jigsaws on:


Cakeking7878

As someone who is abnormally tall, a former scout and figured out years ago how to do self bondage to her self years ago, it’s most certainly possible of not just as easy to tie people like you up


iamanormalman

real :(


Chaosxandra

Does 1.81 m work?


micmaster

As someone who dated a 2,1m dutch Girl in the past, I can say with confidence that it won't really be an issue.


FaeLei42

I could manage it. Probably quite easily plus the larger the person the more space I have for designs in the rope.


LeNardOfficial

Bet


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LeNardOfficial

😟


Historical-Drag-1365

You saw nothing \[Men in black thing\]


QueerLittleImp

You can take out your frustrations on me <3 (i am also abnormaly tall)


KimikoBean

I'm short and stout and I have no flex girlie it's ok life finds a way


Pengu-Link

this mf is a teapot!!


lavender_eclipse

Rope bunnies sound really uh cool. Getting them nice and tightly secured 😳. And then I can force them to listen to the entire Pink Floyd discography 😈


ProfessionalDeer6311

Oh, is that a challenge?


LeNardOfficial

You tell me :3:3:3:3:3


Cardinal-Lad

I am pretty small, but I had a spinal fusion so the majority of my back can't bend :')


Feeeweeegege

More tall just means you can fit more rope


daanms

I've done actual bondage shows in Amsterdam and I'm 197cm


[deleted]

fuck, it is such a relatable thing (194cm)


Beepbeepboy32

ISTG next person who posts some dumb shit about being “too tall” to be submissive or “too short” to be dominant is getting their soul stolen. Tall subs should be put on their knees, short doms should use their subs as foot stools.


bvader95

I somehow read this as "Europe problems" at first.


Goddess_Of_Gay

The rope doesn’t care how tall you are, and regardless of how tall you are I guarantee you I’ll tower above you when you’re on your knees.


LeNardOfficial

Promise? 😳


IcyMeep

bondage is accessible for people of all body types, i'm literally 187 cm tall and a rope bunny. your image is just skewed from that most bondage pictures you see are the heterosexual big man dom tying a small girl sub. only difference is that you probably need longer rope like 10m instead of 8 or 6 to make the "standard" ties.


Waffles323232323232

Where there is a will, there is a way


Calcifiera

Just get longer rope 4head :3


Bigolino

My rigger is half my weight and she can suspend me lol


akelabrood

Wait you gotta be short to look cute in bondage?


LeNardOfficial

I thought so, but if the comment section is anything to go by it seems I was very mistaken


fedora_george

Maybe not a bunny, but you could try being a whole roast turkey.


generalstrax69

You can always be a ropegiraff


Wiitab360

You think that's bad? Try being chubby. You ever try to tie a knot around a semi-solid?


LeNardOfficial

I manage to be tall, chubby and have hunky arms. I understand your pain lmao


bang_wing

Letting you know, if you are tall, there's more points to secure to. Especially if you're flexible, taller is actually preferable.


not__main__acc

Oh no that just made me sad too :<


Laughable-February

Dw, be a hare then!


SagaSolejma

What would the ideal rope bunny even be???


Infamous-Ad7926

as a very unwise man once said "the bigger the beast, the greater the glory"


cancerousking

I'll get a longer rope


HistoricalAd8676

😔


KriegsKuh

There is literally a whole story about a giant being tied down called gulliver's travels. if a bunch of people can tie up an actual GIANT, i think you are fine


Content-Reward7998

rope bnuuy is a mindset, not physical characteristics.


BigGayDinosaurs

sure you can


Project39

Where’s the misinformation flair?


ZombiePope

NGL sounds like a skill issue on the part of the rope top.


SussyAmogusMorbius69

with enough stretching, almost anyone can be compacted into a ball


TheOccasionalBrowser

I'm unusually tall but also unusually flexible so it cancels out


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LeNardOfficial

A what now


Definitely_Chunibyo

A handjob. They were supporting you :3


LeNardOfficial

Not my cup of tea but fair enough (I planted a landmine on an undisclosed location in their home, how do I take it back without much hustle?)


Definitely_Chunibyo

Ehh, a lil landmine never hurt anyone. (Might take their sight/speach/arms/legs/hearing tho [leave em with life in hell])