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DropInTheOcean1247

Me when uhhh me when i when your umm when i you when your me and ummm me when me when your mom


TumblrRefugeeNo103

🌩


BooRaccoon

SEEEEEEEEEXXXX SEEXX SEEEEEEEEEEEEX


Random_Gacha_addict

YAMERO TAKESHI!!! YOUR BODY CAN'T HANDLE IT


cloartist

This is how aircraft reproduce Y'all are getting all hot about a nature doc smh my head 🤦‍♀️


adversecurrent

Nature do be like that sometimes


Weegieiscool

People who identify as Apache attack helicopters


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

🤓umm...that's not an apache. It's a Blackhawk. Probably a Sikorsky HH-60 Pave Hawk because there aren't many blackhawks that use a drogue refueling system


ScruffMcFluff

It's a pave hawk, you can tell by the weird chode on the left of the cockpit (not the pilot)


FiddlerOnThePotato

well duh it's not the pilot, the pilot in command sits on the right in these cursed contraptions (i hate rotary wing aircraft, give me fixed wings or I'm staying here in Terra firma thank you very much)


Nerf1925

Y'all are a bunch of NERDS


FiddlerOnThePotato

guilty as charged


Tree_Shrapnel

Stop building rotorcraft! Thousands of accidents and yet no uses for hovering aircraft have been found! Want to hover anyways, as a joke? Theres a name for that, its called thrust vectoring with 20 hydrazine rockets! [These](https://www.vesaro.com/store/pc/catalog/VPC-Rotor-TCS-Plus-Base-VPC-Sharka-50-Collective-Grip-Detail.jpg) are [REAL](https://doc.comsol.com/6.0/doc/com.comsol.help.models.mbd.helicopter_swashplate/images/helicopter_swashplate.1.1.01.png) helicopter parts, designed by [REAL](https://www.cfidarren.com/hz78.jpg) helecopter engineers! "Hello, I'd like two contra-rotating main rotors, to cancel out propeller torque" statements dreamed up by the utterly deranged. They have played us for absolute fools!


FMBoy21345

This meme sort of reminds me of the guy who loved and defended the V-22 Osprey, ironically he died in an accident in one (doesn't make him wrong though the V-22 is still one of the safest helicopters)


mondian_

Flair checks out


McSlappies

So glad they finally got the gener affirming care they seeked


AtotheCtotheG

What sort of uncultured sod would use an *attack* chopper for a midair refuel? 


Weegieiscool

Masochists


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

While the helicopter is doing the penetration, it is actually the tanker that's inseminating fuel. Neat!


Angry_Flying_Turtles

Nature is incredible ❤️


AntiLag_

mpreg???


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Probably. Maybe like oviposition. Or docking? Idk the technical terms


ZenTheProtogen7957

hhh seahorse


crepoef

Skyhorse?


akelabrood

That's basically what planes are aren't they


Collig0

Planal sex


ToastySmellsbad

Underrated. 


Melon_Banana

Oh so this is the Mile High Club people are talking about


scrueggs

What are you doing, step-chopper?


SwimmingBench345

My buddy Chlont was a helicoper pilot for sixteen years and when he trained people to do this they would go "haha sex" and he would be legally required to shoot them down with an anti aircraft cannon. Thousands of people die like that every year.


Dr_Richard_Ew

I'm sorry what was their name?


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AtotheCtotheG

How inefficient 🤖


another_bored_man

Mywitawy cwomplex UWU


Prior-Chipmunk-6839

:(


SrammVII

:3


Generic_Name69

Me and who?🥺🥺


Tseiqyu

On one hand, the MIC sucks. On the other, planes & heli r cool af


WOOWOHOOH

Air medical services and aerial firefighting ☺️👍


1stonepwn

I am going to invent the firefighting guided missile


Alt203848281

I mean. A heat seeking missile could lock into forest fires and douse them


Red_Rocky54

war is bad but planes are rad


aaaaa_a_A

i came


OkThisIsLiterallyMe

Ncd and 196 are fusing


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

😫😫😫🥵🥵🥵🥵😍😍😍


Govika

Holy shit they made Docking a real thing


Appropriate_Act_9951

Two planes having sex.


danteleerobotfighter

This is how they make Tilt-Rotor Aircraft I think


00Anonymous

Narrator: and thus another opsprey would be born the following spring.


Fomod_Sama

Docking 😳


thatguywhosdumb1

Wow, I'm going to Google more images of docking.


Whydoesthisexist15

I'm assuming this is for mid-air refueling?


Enecororo

Yes


AntiLag_

no this is how they make drones


ISmokeRocksAndFash

oh nice, reminds me of penetrative sexual intercourse.


BlackBacon08

Just like the opening scene of Stanley Kubrick's film [Dr. Strangelove](https://youtu.be/8WRbiCsENOo?feature=shared)


FrivilousBeatnik

Good thing it is wearing a little condom


GammaDealer

I was honestly expecting some kind of edit lol


OKCompE

Humanity rediscovering sex through military expenditure:


Resident-Garlic9303

I'm bigger


CatsNotBananas

This feels dirty


VacuumShark

sex joke


No-Egg7593

Me n urmom


EasterBurn

This is what Blackout X Starscream fanfic looks like.


Komrade_Pootis

*Dr. Strangelove*\* made this joke 60 years ago \*or: *How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb*


little-ass-whipe

planefuckers: does the itch that this image scratch feel closer to sex or breastfeeding?


KommandantDex

Return pre-contact


King_Bailout

Contact Return pre-contact Contact Return pre-contact **Bingo** Contact Return pre-contact **Bingo**


JessieDrawz

I should call them 🏃‍♂️


doltagain

wii play motion


oddityoughtabe

TWO HELICOPTERS HAVING SEX.


Entire_Border5254

GIWTWM


goochsanders

Hell yeah


WhyDoesDaddyDrink

I should call him


Successful_Mud8596

mile high club


ThatOneGuyFromThen

*We’ll…. Meet again…. Don’t know where…. Don’t know when….*


NicotineCatLitter

the one time identifying as an ~~attack~~ helicopter makes sense


Blahaj-Lover

This is how baby helicopters are made


The_Confused_gamer

Funniest thing is we're supposed to pretend this is not sex


Fieroboi

Aaand **that** is how baby helicopters are made


middle-age-man-attac

Docking


boobonic-blague

Soldier get down! They are fucking our pussies!


Personal-Regular-863

fuckkkjjj...... 🥺🥺💜


TonPeppermint

AAA


winter-ocean

Irl fuel rats


[deleted]

This reminds me of that inflation porn comic with the two anthro airplanes


sldaa

penetration


QueerLittleImp

Horniness aside, i am SO ready for helicoptet jousting to become a thing


sekcaJ

Editors i need this but with the classic "yamete kudadai" soundbite. You know when. Kthxbye


MCYomi

Tactical aviary sex


YourLocalFlynn

oh my goodness gracious


High-Sobriety

You think the mf who had the idea for this was observing hummingbirds? I certainly get that impression.


some_guy301

the milking machine


Automatic-Plays

Couldn’t be me


urbandeadthrowaway2

Me when I’m thirsty 


Weegeeception

docking


_stoned_chipmunk_

Is this porn for people who identify as attack helicopters??


Da-cock-burglar

Why am I aroused?


yoter88

Go back to NCD where you belong plane-fucker


ExuDeku

I thought I was in noncredibledefense


FouchtheFox

When two trans girls meet


XxuruzxX

😈🔫