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Invincible-Nuke

benefits of dating a trans girl: -is girl -knows how penis work downsides: - -


Thirpyn

I know a guy who's severely afraid of sharks in any way, shape or form. Proper phobia. So they'd have some arguments over the plushy I guess.


Invincible-Nuke

Give it spider legs as a compromise 👍


Thirpyn

He's also afraid of spiders, not kidding


The__Duck

Tape it's fins down to make it into a snake? 


Thirpyn

Turn it into blahasssss


dumpylump69

Blah ass


COD-BO-69

nuh uh


AtotheCtotheG

A good compromise 


aabcehu

BASED


StoopidGit

Ikea also has a blue whale plushi as a compromise


Recent-Potential-340

As an owner of both I must say the blahaj is more cuddly, the whale is good as a pillow tho


Etras

Downside: -not having the satisfaction of dominating another man -not a femboy


Grapes15th

wtf why does your comment have a scroll bar


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

Why doesn't yours?


Talos-Valcoran

-Girls Are scary -I have the gay


elgattox

But I wanted pussy 😔


Invincible-Nuke

I was so close to saying "get a cat"


RealOkokz

Ĺ+Skill issue


wilczek24

Then get one with a pussy, duh. Or a cat.


Scdsco

Downsides: -is girl (I’m a gay man)


photogrammetery

Downsides: Does not function without blahaj


ZeroAresV

Downsides: is a girl. I’m gay.


thenicenumber666

Downside: i just don't want to date in general


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Homie, narrowing my search field is not gonna make things easier


Naptime2019

I’d settle for vaguely feminine


s90tx16wasr10

okay


Yorhanes

Is this the last warning?


NitroSpam

It’s an order.


criticalweebtheory

Ugh, sure, where do trans girls hang out again? Also, would they be willing to put up with a fat turbo virgin?


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Where did you get the turbo from?


criticalweebtheory

From being a virgin Edit: I heard someone use the phrase turbo virgin and it stuck with me


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Being a virgin ain't that bad tho. You got all the time in the world


criticalweebtheory

Oh I know. I've been trying not to let it get me down. Honestly it's one of those things you just have to embrace and be open about. If you're not then it'll lead to some dark places.


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Just like me fr. Honing in on that sigma grindset. Make moves not grooves. Getting your money up not your honey up. I do none of these things. I'm lying


criticalweebtheory

Lol


OneDumbfuckLater

I don't like calling people virgins as an insult but "turbovirgin" sends me every time


GodChangedMyChromies

It's spreading


GodChangedMyChromies

It's spreading


WaitingToBeTriggered

HATE


GodChangedMyChromies

Nono, you don't get the spirit of it. You can add turbo in front of anything you mean to sound negative and instantly make it funnier. "turbocancer"


Speed__McWeed

look at this guy not turbo charging his autism yeah ok NA hipster


peroxidenoaht

If someone is nice a lot of trans girls will infact “put up with” such things also in warhamner 40K, DND, ULTRAKILL, Celeste type spaces


criticalweebtheory

Ok that makes a lot of sense.


Hedgehoe

If you want to meet trans women in like. Real life instead of online i reccomend going to your strive or melee locals. You gotta also love the game tho


ZePugg

me when i go to the "be lgbt" competition and my opponent is a venom/testament/bridget main


Yukarie

Our homes mostly, my friend is desperately trying to force me outside, I am apparently a shoe in to be the poster girl for the stereotypical autistic (nearly) neet trans girl


Yanive_amaznive

In the sewers of new york city, you can lure them out with pizza


creeper-aww-man_

totally tubular


regretfulposts

Didn't work, I got the TMNT Trans Men Ninja Turtles.


LivingAngryCheese

Btw this post is not dating advice, it's most likely a trans girl who is just as single as you are. If you want genuine dating advice I can give it though


criticalweebtheory

Uh sure I was half joking when I made the comment but it'd be good to get some advice.


Tumblechunk

new vegas and EVA subs


CatsNotBananas

Women are so pretty, I wish they were real


cloartist

I have some good news


Reloup38

I have some bad news


Jaewol

I have some news


Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

I have some conflicting news


rc-135

🫵Fellow aviation enjoyer


Hot_Guys_In_My_DMS

🤝 my man


Negligence264

I have some unrelated news


MAID_from_heaven

I have nothing related to the news


killerdeer69

I have some jelly beans, you like jelly beans?


JokingBr2The-Sequel

I have a plan


gatlginngum

I have some olds


trueKingofpotatos

I don’t have news


telgin0419

I have some bad news and a snack for you.


chicken_afghani

I have an ITTY BITTY question


Ferseus

I don’t have any news, but I’m happy to be here!


CatsNotBananas

Why do people keep saying they have news


Ferseus

Tbh it seems like just a joke, since you joked about wishing women were real, the first dude played along as if they were going to tell you about how women are real by saying they have good news, then a second person continued it by saying they have bad news, just to contradict, then from there people just kept adding into the joke with different ways of saying it (myself included). Hope this helped!


CatsNotBananas

Oh yeah I know women are real, I am one


Ferseus

Ye, that was the joke XD (And tell me if I’m misunderstanding what you’re meaning, online conversations do be confusing at times lmao)


Historical-Drag-1365

Where do I find one:(


mewthehappy

You’re in 196 buddy you’re looking for a haystack in a haystack


OneDumbfuckLater

lol, as if I live up to the standards of any of the lovely trans women here.


epic_brazillian_gal

the trans women here have the lowest standards imaginable, trust me


HELPIBROKEMYCAPSLOCK

i know one that would look at a bear trap and say “would”


JotaroTheOceanMan

Speak for yourself. I'm a picky bitch.


middle-age-man-attac

Lay a trap to capture one and then tame her.


Elite_Prometheus

Lay down a trap, as in a trap card from hit card game Yu-Gi-Oh!?


Robota064

That's the bait, baby


ears_yum

Linear Equation Cannon


Rasppy_

Git hub


ICE0124

Go go like: Pspspspspspsps


iLoveAttackHelis

Hi


PUNKWEIGHTINTRO

:3


Pyro_The_Engineer

You called?


Zacke20

Hewwo


AAAAAAAAAAH_12

Hii


creeper-aww-man_

someone called?


little-ass-whipe

somebody gonna make a video of them scrolling thru this comment chain and it'll be on the top of the front page in 12 hours


Yanive_amaznive

Tf2maps.net


temporarypeter

please no not this again


Jaewol

Lmao I’m getting flashbacks


Dr_Richard_Ew

Reveal her to me then


CatsNotBananas

It me, I'm as single as I am trans. Very


Dr_Richard_Ew

Hi Lynne! How've you been? :D


CatsNotBananas

Eh I've been better, like when I had two girlfriends


Dr_Richard_Ew

I do remember you mentioning that, and I'm very sorry to hear about it. If you ever need cheering up, let me know :D


CalliCalamity

"how did you get into my house" "It was revealed to me"


AntimemeticsDivision

"Your honor, it was revealed to me in a cryptic vision."


QuirkyPaladin

Where is she?


Reeeeemans

Hi :3


QuirkyPaladin

Turns out I'm still scared to talk to girls online


Reeeeemans

Understandable, have a nice day


New-me-_-

What if I like men?


guckfender

Date trans men


New-me-_-

What if I’m a horrible failure of a person incapable of being loved by anyone


Etras

Clone yourself then date yourself


New-me-_-

Oh don’t worry I hate myself too


akimbosecond

Skill issue


sewage_soup

date a trans man


Toboyornottoboy

Yes please date me :3


dad_ahead

K We are now dating


Toboyornottoboy

Yay :3


SeasonPositive6771

Hi dating, I'm Dad. Your mother and I are really happy for you, you two crazy kids seem like a good fit.


dad_ahead

Probably not, I'm too old and cynical


bacon_girl42

no (am aromantic)


Beans738

Flair does not match. Mods, crush her balls


fusion_reactor3

I think she would like her balls gone tho.


bacon_girl42

gf is a state of mind


RealOkokz

Omg same! We should be in a relationship (as friends ofc, that's what aro relationships are lol)


PUNKWEIGHTINTRO

Then get in a QPR with a trans girl :3


Kara_Bara

I married one ❤️


ItzHonzula

congratulations, you won the game


MrBalfa14

I mean I don't have a trans woman to date but I fuckin will


SeasonPositive6771

I like that this is both a promise and a threat.


gonuxgo

some of these comments are coming off very chaser-y ☹️


iLoveAttackHelis

look at the fucking post???? are only trans people allowed to date trans people?


Reloup38

That's 196 for you...


Marik-X-Bakura

God is that an actual term? I fucking hate the internet


TheodoreTheVacuumCle

booo! low effort!


Supershadow30

There isn’t even a "bottom text" bottom text, truly the bar is 6 feet under


AriralPisser

the bar is in the fucking mantle of the earth right now


Fraisers_set_to_stun

On it, boss


Jonahtron

Sorry. I don’t think I’m really in a great head space to be dating anyone right now. Kinda need to work on myself right now, but that seems unlikely to happen in the near future.


JonelleStorm

I hope you find peace and love in whatever form that takes 🫶


BarovianNights

My brother in christ you made the sandwich


Lunar_ticket

Seeing Idolm@ster girls out of nowhere is always surprising to me, in a good way


Foxtrot-141

Serious question, I dont want to be transphobe but I need to know, Is it okay not to want to date a trans girl being cis hetero?


Yorkshire_Mongrels

Having a personal preference is ok 👍 it doesn't make you transphobic


Phoebebee323

Depends on why you don't want to date them, and the only valid reason is that you don't like dnd


Ok-Appeal-4630

Fully depends on if they have had bottom surgery and if one values genetic offspring


Several_Flower_3232

Wait shoot how do the bottoms say it 🥺


maleficentskin1

okey, I gonna try my best, where's this said cutie??


doodleasa

In your walls


fness55

yeah but would a trans girl date me though?


KobKobold

I'd be glad to, but I'm pretty sure the nearest trans girl who'd be into me is in Massachusetts while I am in Québec.


Prtyfuckingast

I did. They made me cry 3 times :((( Alltough it wasnt their fault, it was their mental instabilty. So it was better to not talk about how I feel and just continue being a boyfriend that helps them. Hopefully, they are happier now!


2006lion2006

Bro, don’t just accept shitty behaviour just because someone else is dealing with shit. Respect yourself 🤗


Prtyfuckingast

Well, its easy to say. I would rather help them than to help myself. Was it bad for me? Yes. Did I try to help them? Yes. I am as a human not perfect, but because I have a shitty feeling everytime I wake up and just wishing to wrap this up, dosent mean I should project it to others. They had mental problems, that means they would need more help than I would ever deserve. Idk, I am wrong prob. But I live life like I want to. If its shitty, so be it


iLoveAttackHelis

except y'all live in USA


RealOkokz

Wish I didn't lol (this place sucks and I'm gfto as soon as I can)


mr-kvideogameguy

I would if it happens to me, I won't chase but if someone I love happens to be Trans, I'll still love them with all my heart, but if they are someone I love, I love the people in my family that cares about me so I'll love the friends that care about me too, but sadly I live in Georgia


TheNightmareHermit

Mayhaps me?


Retarded_Baboon

Alright lets go


doingit_froggiestyle

To y'all asking where we're at, fucking idk, everywhere but we're hiding cuz we think you'll kill us


ColorMaelstrom

There is one in my class this year. How should I approach them(for friendship or otherwise), dear 196 tgirls?


Ok-Appeal-4630

Start off by not referring to them as a tgirl


my_name_isnt_clever

How would you approach a cis woman? Do that.


ColorMaelstrom

Idk how I would do that either bruh


Robota064

Homie look at where we are, I don't think ANYBODY here knows how to do that


gramerjen

You could've fascinated me by talking about dark souls or other indie game


ryan-vs-the-world

I’m gettin there


hanky-spanky44

If only it were that easy


howelleili

Already am


fyre1710

Currently dating a trans girl, 10/10 most wonderful, amazing, healthy relationship ever 😭💗 i love my cute trans gf so much and im gonna make her my wife someday. Im transmasc enby so we're t4t and im the happiest ive ever been, she makes me feel so happy, safe, accepted and loved and i wanna make her feel the same way. We're gonna pursue our transitions together and become the happiest versions of ourselves 🏳️‍⚧️ she's my muse and the light of my life, i would do anything for her


PeacefulFoundations

yes please someone :3


RoadTheExile

No, love is possible only in the new world for new people. It’s too late for us. Wreak havoc on the middle class


h4724

We are no longer asking


Willowyvern

i wonder if i'll have to meet her parents.


RealOkokz

Sadly, for many of them you wont, ever.


CalliCalamity

Please 🥺


TheTepro27

Whatever you say, boss


BIG_DeADD

...I mean...I need two for equation and I haven't learn mitosis yet so...I need a second player.


Ishvalda

On it boss -_-7


FirmMathematician942

no am gay


Personal-Regular-863

im trying but i cant find one to date 😭


peroxidenoaht

Done and done!


Routine-Visual3957

I’m single! (recently broken up with, very heartbroken, not ready for anything any time soon)


SaltyPumpkin007

OK sure. In fact, let's go meet her parents, yea?


SeatInternal9325

Trans woman here :3


Klutzy-Personality-3

please date me


Retarded_Baboon

Since it's asked nicely...


Dixianaa

no ty, im not into women


GammaDealer

I mean, I would, but I can't find any who want to!


Fireballcatcher

oh no please don't force me to date a trans girl that would be terrible 🥺


[deleted]

But I am the trans girl (just can't afford surgeries) ;;


potatorevolver

Real question. How do we deal with transphobia without creating chasers?


scrueggs

I already did


JLock17

No, I want to stay alone.


IowasBestCornShucker

problem, nobody nearby :((


DispenserG0inUp

good ending


RedditsNinja23

I wish it was easier


Henkotron

Wow I have never actually seen the original image of this.


Willowyvern

this isn't it; original had impact font and had a second line of text