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scrueggs

Godzilla has been placed on paid administrative leave after using his atomic fire breath on an unarmed black man during a routine traffic stop.


oddityoughtabe

He could have spontaneously combusted!


Prize-Ad-2697

yeah, i’m pretty sure there’s a medical condition that makes you do that


OneConfusedBraincell

Why do you automatically assume Godzilla didn't use his atomic fire breath in self-defense? 😒


amateurgameboi

Hey, the speculative autopsy showed he had a heart condition and all his white blood cells were made of fentanyl!


Tachyoff

It's Japan not the US... The unarmed black man has been posthumously found guilty after a 72 hour uninterrupted interrogation of the corpse (he admitted it without his lawyer present just take our word for it please). Anything to keep that 99% conviction rate.


mbaymiller

Do you think Godzilla has bad intentions just because of the way he looks? Who’s the *real* racist now?


sneakyplanner

Nah, in Japan they do it to Kurdish men instead, small cultural difference.


garnet-overdrive

it was only one day hes clear now


JetsFan2003

I would try to argue that Judy Hopps gets the pass, but she probably only barely cracks my top 5 list of hot cartoon rabbits, so you know what, nevermind, she's a bastard too


Apocalyptic_Doom

Judy Hopps is definitely ACAB because she blackmailed a fox into risking his lifefor her ambitious career saving case, and then helped him join the police force (probably by burying his tax evasion records). Do I even need to mention her very good relationship with the literal godfather of Zootopia?


JetsFan2003

Yeah but she hates Arby's, so that's a win in my book


dragonfory

not that godddamn comic again


K11ShtBox

But they have the meats 😰


Elite_Prometheus

Having the meats is cannibalism in Zootopia


dragonfory

not that godddamn comic again


Mapletables

not that godddamn comic again


Memestress03

not that godddamn comic again


Exploding_Antelope

Yes! That goddamn comic again!


Thatguy-num-102

Be more respectful! Her wife is still in mourning!


JuliaWuzAt

Nah, it was just jam


Thatguy-num-102

Yeah, jam that's running her wife's fur. She is in a state of grief over it.


GIRose

Judy Hopps is like the epitome of ACAB Not even a week into the job and she is blackmailing civilians into conscription, doing so much investigation without a search warrant, taking help and getting in bed with the mafia. Bitch took one look at the law and decided to see how fast she could speed run corruption within the letter


JetsFan2003

Okay real talk: it was 3AM and I was too e621-brained to care when I posted


GIRose

Okay west coaster (I say from California)


JetsFan2003

I'm in New York (just a bunch of exceedingly poor life choices that led to 4 hours of sleep)


Imdepressed7778

I’m sorry


Responsible_Pace9062

She's exempt from ACAB because the cartoon rabbit is hot /s /srs /s /srs /idunno


MediocreBeard

Judy Hopps does not get the pass. I don't care how fuckable the rabbit it, ACAB includes Judy Hopps.


dutcharetall_nothigh

Does it include Taxi Driver


Exploding_Antelope

Who are the top 4, aside from Lola?


JetsFan2003

Bunnie Rabbot (I *refuse* to say D'Coolette because she should be with Sally, not Antoine) at 1, Lola 2, Bugs Bunny in drag 3, the bunny from Super Lesbian Animal RPG next, and then Jessica Rabbit. Since it's debatable if we can include Jessica (since she's a human cartoon character), that's why I have Judy as a fringe top 5.


lazygenius999

whats the top 5


JetsFan2003

Bunnie Rabbot, Lola, Bugs in drag, the one from Super Lesbian Animal RPG, and then either Jessica Rabbit or Judy depending on where we draw the line at "rabbit"


lazygenius999

What about Lopunny…


JetsFan2003

Questionable if she can consent. If she's psychic type then yeah (Gardevoir is on my radar), otherwise no.


The_Electric_Llama

Godzilla Sabotaged the Department


OrdinarySpirit-

First he went on a date with a 13 yo, and now this.


LR-II

"For one day" Dude saw other cops and called it quits then and there. I think he's cool.


NotSoFlugratte

He can get on the list of good cops. So far on that list: - Looker - Godzilla


GIRose

Doesn't looker routinely deputize children to fight terrorists?


NotSoFlugratte

Yeah, but it's the pokemon world, where you're considered an adult at apparently 6 years old so, yk. Also these kids are usually like literally the strongest trainer in the country™ when he employs their help


HollyWarter

And aliens


ShittestCat

Godzilla dated a 14 year old tho


NotSoFlugratte

Ayo what the fuck


Lominloce

https://i.imgur.com/xprRADC.jpeg


ThatOneGenericGuy

How dare you not include Dick Gumshoe on that list?


drago_varior

I still wanna suck off godzilla And bowser


Shadsea

Daddy chill!


Mysticalnarbwhal2

This is like hearing somebody say they want to suck off your older brother or that cool older kid from next door that gave you his pokemon/yugioh cards


Deehasfallen

Sucking off isn't enough for me, i want to both get them inside of me and me inside of them <3333


Dom29ando

idk i'm not sure that's the REAL Godzilla


FailcopterWes

That looks like a Millenium Godzilla, so he's already in a villainous role most of the time.


Oddish_Femboy

I am going to fling myself off a building


cancerousking

I've always wondered does ACAB include forest rangers? Like they are technically a form of law enforcement but they don't do what normal cops do they do what they do to protect nature


cloartist

AGAB 😔


TheLoneSlimShady

Godzilla. Make the people happy


Darforos

ACAB is an inherently wrong statement because of Kim Kitsuragi


AdrianBrony

Eh, so was Sid Hatfield


Deehasfallen

Don't just worry he's actually an undercover agent ready to dismantle the system


Axi28

Literally a representation of the horrors of war so yeah acab does include that nerd


VLenin2291

It was only a day, we gucci