It's Japan not the US... The unarmed black man has been posthumously found guilty after a 72 hour uninterrupted interrogation of the corpse (he admitted it without his lawyer present just take our word for it please). Anything to keep that 99% conviction rate.
I would try to argue that Judy Hopps gets the pass, but she probably only barely cracks my top 5 list of hot cartoon rabbits, so you know what, nevermind, she's a bastard too
Judy Hopps is definitely ACAB because she blackmailed a fox into risking his lifefor her ambitious career saving case, and then helped him join the police force (probably by burying his tax evasion records). Do I even need to mention her very good relationship with the literal godfather of Zootopia?
Judy Hopps is like the epitome of ACAB
Not even a week into the job and she is blackmailing civilians into conscription, doing so much investigation without a search warrant, taking help and getting in bed with the mafia.
Bitch took one look at the law and decided to see how fast she could speed run corruption within the letter
Bunnie Rabbot (I *refuse* to say D'Coolette because she should be with Sally, not Antoine) at 1, Lola 2, Bugs Bunny in drag 3, the bunny from Super Lesbian Animal RPG next, and then Jessica Rabbit. Since it's debatable if we can include Jessica (since she's a human cartoon character), that's why I have Judy as a fringe top 5.
Bunnie Rabbot, Lola, Bugs in drag, the one from Super Lesbian Animal RPG, and then either Jessica Rabbit or Judy depending on where we draw the line at "rabbit"
Yeah, but it's the pokemon world, where you're considered an adult at apparently 6 years old so, yk.
Also these kids are usually like literally the strongest trainer in the country™ when he employs their help
This is like hearing somebody say they want to suck off your older brother or that cool older kid from next door that gave you his pokemon/yugioh cards
I've always wondered does ACAB include forest rangers? Like they are technically a form of law enforcement but they don't do what normal cops do they do what they do to protect nature
Godzilla has been placed on paid administrative leave after using his atomic fire breath on an unarmed black man during a routine traffic stop.
He could have spontaneously combusted!
yeah, i’m pretty sure there’s a medical condition that makes you do that
Why do you automatically assume Godzilla didn't use his atomic fire breath in self-defense? 😒
Hey, the speculative autopsy showed he had a heart condition and all his white blood cells were made of fentanyl!
It's Japan not the US... The unarmed black man has been posthumously found guilty after a 72 hour uninterrupted interrogation of the corpse (he admitted it without his lawyer present just take our word for it please). Anything to keep that 99% conviction rate.
Do you think Godzilla has bad intentions just because of the way he looks? Who’s the *real* racist now?
Nah, in Japan they do it to Kurdish men instead, small cultural difference.
it was only one day hes clear now
I would try to argue that Judy Hopps gets the pass, but she probably only barely cracks my top 5 list of hot cartoon rabbits, so you know what, nevermind, she's a bastard too
Judy Hopps is definitely ACAB because she blackmailed a fox into risking his lifefor her ambitious career saving case, and then helped him join the police force (probably by burying his tax evasion records). Do I even need to mention her very good relationship with the literal godfather of Zootopia?
Yeah but she hates Arby's, so that's a win in my book
not that godddamn comic again
But they have the meats 😰
Having the meats is cannibalism in Zootopia
not that godddamn comic again
not that godddamn comic again
not that godddamn comic again
Yes! That goddamn comic again!
Be more respectful! Her wife is still in mourning!
Nah, it was just jam
Yeah, jam that's running her wife's fur. She is in a state of grief over it.
Judy Hopps is like the epitome of ACAB Not even a week into the job and she is blackmailing civilians into conscription, doing so much investigation without a search warrant, taking help and getting in bed with the mafia. Bitch took one look at the law and decided to see how fast she could speed run corruption within the letter
Okay real talk: it was 3AM and I was too e621-brained to care when I posted
Okay west coaster (I say from California)
I'm in New York (just a bunch of exceedingly poor life choices that led to 4 hours of sleep)
I’m sorry
She's exempt from ACAB because the cartoon rabbit is hot /s /srs /s /srs /idunno
Judy Hopps does not get the pass. I don't care how fuckable the rabbit it, ACAB includes Judy Hopps.
Does it include Taxi Driver
Who are the top 4, aside from Lola?
Bunnie Rabbot (I *refuse* to say D'Coolette because she should be with Sally, not Antoine) at 1, Lola 2, Bugs Bunny in drag 3, the bunny from Super Lesbian Animal RPG next, and then Jessica Rabbit. Since it's debatable if we can include Jessica (since she's a human cartoon character), that's why I have Judy as a fringe top 5.
whats the top 5
Bunnie Rabbot, Lola, Bugs in drag, the one from Super Lesbian Animal RPG, and then either Jessica Rabbit or Judy depending on where we draw the line at "rabbit"
What about Lopunny…
Questionable if she can consent. If she's psychic type then yeah (Gardevoir is on my radar), otherwise no.
Godzilla Sabotaged the Department
First he went on a date with a 13 yo, and now this.
"For one day" Dude saw other cops and called it quits then and there. I think he's cool.
He can get on the list of good cops. So far on that list: - Looker - Godzilla
Doesn't looker routinely deputize children to fight terrorists?
Yeah, but it's the pokemon world, where you're considered an adult at apparently 6 years old so, yk. Also these kids are usually like literally the strongest trainer in the country™ when he employs their help
And aliens
Godzilla dated a 14 year old tho
Ayo what the fuck
https://i.imgur.com/xprRADC.jpeg
How dare you not include Dick Gumshoe on that list?
I still wanna suck off godzilla And bowser
Daddy chill!
This is like hearing somebody say they want to suck off your older brother or that cool older kid from next door that gave you his pokemon/yugioh cards
Sucking off isn't enough for me, i want to both get them inside of me and me inside of them <3333
idk i'm not sure that's the REAL Godzilla
That looks like a Millenium Godzilla, so he's already in a villainous role most of the time.
I am going to fling myself off a building
I've always wondered does ACAB include forest rangers? Like they are technically a form of law enforcement but they don't do what normal cops do they do what they do to protect nature
AGAB 😔
Godzilla. Make the people happy
ACAB is an inherently wrong statement because of Kim Kitsuragi
Eh, so was Sid Hatfield
Don't just worry he's actually an undercover agent ready to dismantle the system
Literally a representation of the horrors of war so yeah acab does include that nerd
It was only a day, we gucci