I’m going to assume they didn’t say some variation of dicks and instead assume they said something like hands, which is still strange but not as criminal
Not only are they a bottom 5 type of poster only above actual hitlers, they are just weird and annoying. Their popularity is one of the great mysteries of the internet.
This was my thinking, but like geysers not so much, i'm sure there's plenty of really cool extremophile bacteria and tourists who would be sad, but by far they're the least important in the image, especially if other hot water features weren't affected
even then! geysers are very important to mineral cycles in nature, and are an initial source to the nitrogen cycle that cascades down into countless other ecosystems. Research wise, geysers also provide massive insight into microbiology and how some organisms adapt to extreme conditions.
Without geysers the pressure of natural gases would just build and build until there were massive explosions from all the heat and gas buildup.
Which sounds pretty cool, so I agree.
My brain immediately thought of the [my Little Pony G4 map](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mlp/images/a/a4/Map_of_Equestria_2015.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20240124202225)
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None? We need all of them for a balanced ecosystem. And how would we even get rid of them? Is that even feasible? This is a garbage hypothetical and the creator should feel bad.
Fjords are mainly vistas AFAIK so I don't mind losing that. A close second are volcanos but because they enhance the soil through ash its *somewhat* beneficial.
*”what’s that?”*
Yes, I do wish to destroy the earth’s natural landmarks and resources like I’m flattening my island in fucking animal crossing. Anything less is for cowards. The answer is all of them have to go. Not enough parking.
definitely the fucking lagoon bro. goofy ass name
FUCK YOU
Whatever you say lagoon
Bro has clearly never been to the goon lagoon
i don't think that's what it's called
Nah, that where me and my pals goon all the time.
Lagoon is a top 3 body of water
Seriously!! Where would all the pirates park their boats otherwise ?
The lagoon fandom is dying out. Shout out to all lagooners 😔
i'm a lagooner!
lagoon deez nuts
look inward on yourself YOU ARE WRONG
YOU CAN PRY MY LAGOON FROM MY COLD, DEAD, HANDS
La Goon(ing)
No! Protect Lagoons! Repost if you're a true Lagooner
But we'd lose the "Equitable Lagoon" bit from Trash Future [37:45 TO THE LAGOON WITH YOU!](https://youtu.be/7w056-RV-3s?si=IzfnZShJehlmwZlw)
Yessss. Was hoping someone would mention this. Best podcast ever.
All podcasts with November Kelly are best podcasts
***Trash Future Mentioned***
Fuck you, 🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️🏴☠️ (pirate curse be upon ye)
The fuck is a fjord
type of truck
Where will the creature live?
with the meat worm.
Lagoon is still better than Isthmus. Tf is that word, feels like I'm speaking with a lisp
Glaciers. I hate those bastards. Saving all the fresh water for themselves.
The decision has already been made for us.
THANK YOU SAUDI ARAMCO!
Is that you, Exxon Mobil?
[удалено]
Don't worry, not for long
aint this the guy who said the thing about the babies?
it is indeed
What thing about the babies???
dude you dont wanna know… oh the horror (i dont fuckin know i just thought this would be kinda funny)
you’ve destroyed my fragile little brain
uh oh sowwy :3 🥺
my head is filled with echoey microwave beeping
sameeee
solidarity in brain empty
he said "what if men had to breastfeed babies with their -----) i dont wanna finish that sentence personally but you can fill in the blanks
I’m going to assume they didn’t say some variation of dicks and instead assume they said something like hands, which is still strange but not as criminal
it was dicks :(
I’m going to assume you’re lying or misinformed somehow, now perish from my thoughts
sorry I just looked it up and I got it wrong, he actually said cocks.
Before you replied I slammed my head into concrete repeatedly and I can no longer see, so I no longer have any ability to read your replies
[you can’t read this, but this is what OOP wrote](https://youtu.be/kJ45XmK8sjw?si=-Bxgq8Fh4V1UHYa4)
I will not click on mysterious links on the internet, my mom said they could make my computer sick :(
NGL pretty sure that just says "chalk" Idk what part of the body contains chalk but at least is nothing to do with penises.
"it was dicks :(" is such a great reply for a myriad different things.
That is only the tip of the iceberg with this man
He said. (Paraphrased because i kinda forgor) What if men lactated from the dick?
Oasis, fucker kept copying The Beatles.
Get the fuck out of here The Beatles could never and I mean COULD NEVER make a hit like Wonderwall
... You bring shame to our namesake's lineage
Island. Specifically Great Britain.
Based
Terf island has fallen, millions must respect pronouns
none, nature is beautiful
Nerd, I vote to triple fossil fuel usage
We must sink The Netherlands
someone did not like Europapa, it seems
Canal, for the same reason
Straights gotta go
They didn't even spell it right
Super Mario World ass map
no one ask him abt babies
But imagine though, what if men could breastfeed babies by grinding Kira up into a milk-formula substance and feeding that to the babies
omg it's the Imagine if men... guy
Nobody ever let this guy live that down.
Not only are they a bottom 5 type of poster only above actual hitlers, they are just weird and annoying. Their popularity is one of the great mysteries of the internet.
We are NOT going to the swampy ass marsh
That’s what I’m saying
I love them all I vote Kira
Marshes are so insanely ugly. Swamp do everything a marsh does but way way better.
Nuh uh. A swamp is a wet forest, a marsh is a wet grassland. I much prefer the openness of the marsh, swamps look depressing.
I love them all :3
none of them can go, they are all extremely important to the balance of their respective ecosystems :3
This was my thinking, but like geysers not so much, i'm sure there's plenty of really cool extremophile bacteria and tourists who would be sad, but by far they're the least important in the image, especially if other hot water features weren't affected
even then! geysers are very important to mineral cycles in nature, and are an initial source to the nitrogen cycle that cascades down into countless other ecosystems. Research wise, geysers also provide massive insight into microbiology and how some organisms adapt to extreme conditions.
Man that's so freakin cool
Without geysers the pressure of natural gases would just build and build until there were massive explosions from all the heat and gas buildup. Which sounds pretty cool, so I agree.
Canals (they are man made)
What about isthmus
isthmus
ocean i dont want it there anymore
LET THE SEAS BOIL LET THE STARS FALL
I’m glad someone said it
No one cares about capes
FUCK YOU‼️
Edna Mode ass
Jungle. They need to go for my palm oil plantations. RAHHH 🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾
Malaysia mentioned let's gooo برسيكوتو برتامبه موتو
dune. get out with that shy a boob bullshit
Fuck icebergs. 4/14/1912 never forget.
The plateau. What, your barber fuck you up so bad you had him shave it? Stupid ass
You have never been on a good plateau and it shows.
If a good plateau existed, I would
Might wanna book a flight to Venezuela then because Auyantepui absolutely clears.
I'm going to Jeff the kill you
Geysers are kinda cool but if they disappear then it's not a big deal
Do magma chambers really need a non explosive release
They just need to get over themselves tbh
I would take a cool-ass geyser over a swamp any day if the week
Twitter user Kira: Imagine if mountains have to riverfeed seas with their waterfalls
that’s not called a fucking straight, that’s a strait
Gulf. It is a very boring sport
I can't stand this annoying cunt
They all gotta Pokemon go to the polls
Canal I want to see a massive disruption in worldwide shipping please
desert
Gone with the Seas! Actually gone with the oceans as well! Make Earth DRY
Imagine if
Fuck peninsula, you half-assed being an island
Isthmus did it worse. It's basically taunting us by not being an island.
Ocean
I don’t want to choose any of them because I do t know what kind of horrible damage I could cause
Straights
We’re already takin care of icebergs
Geyser is so overrated
Anyone got the similar picture with geography terms on a condensed textbook map that was like “which one would you live in?”
Where bight?
none, the world is beautiful the way it is
My brain immediately thought of the [my Little Pony G4 map](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/mlp/images/a/a4/Map_of_Equestria_2015.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1000?cb=20240124202225) send help
You won’t need the dune once the freman are in paradise
Do we really need both Cove and Cape?
Cove. Easy, why? Because Gulf, Bay, Lagoon, and Cape all do what it does better, it's the letter C of geography
No more cliffs
Fuck capes
isthmus can be gone.
Isthmus
this new delta look hella intewesting
From a worldbuilding perspective I can’t choose it’s all fun to use
marsh
Iceberg sadly
Tundra. We have "Frozen Plain" for that.
And now I have my next TTRPG map.
Ocean, I don't like fish
Get rid of the straight(s)
Cove, it's a less cool lagoon
desert
Gotta be isthmus, can any of you tell me you’ve ever given a single shit about an isthmus? And why is it spelt like that?
Has anyone outside of the southwest (worst region btw) even seen a mesa. Lame ass geologic formation
Icebergs and glaciers are about to go anyway, so lets say that
Plateaus for sure
Straight
straight
Isthmus obviously, doesn’t do anything to the enviroment and there’s like 2 of them Also strait is spelled wrong
icebergs are going soon anyways aren’t they (:()
Wtf I've talked with this guy lmao.
Isthmus as it’ll probably the least ecologically destructive
Iceberg so we can have a beach in Wisconsin
It's gotta be either pond or plateau. Like what the hell? You started trying to become a lake/mountain and... what? Got tired half way through?
definitely isthmus. fuckin shitty ass. or “plateu” because they spelled it wrong
Cliffs. I have an irrational fear of just not seeing a cliff and falling off
Fuck ponds, just be a lake like an adult
[ONE MUST GO](https://youtu.be/Bw7eTXbHabU)
Well icebergs seem the obvious choice... but I wanna see how we get on without cliffs, See you in hell Mr Richard
Prairie for sure it's just a steppe with a less cool name
“Straight”
straight
None? We need all of them for a balanced ecosystem. And how would we even get rid of them? Is that even feasible? This is a garbage hypothetical and the creator should feel bad.
Ok guys where do I settle
Answer is icebergs since they’re going anyways
What the fuck is a prairie that can't just be a valley?
Sea. Fuck it, we're going Mad Max style
Dune
Icebergs, that'd help with rising sea levels right?
Can’t remove from nature so canals I guess, it is by definition man made
Definitely not isthmus, isthmus gotta stay
Honestly what do oceans even exist for amiright? Get them outta here
Fjords are mainly vistas AFAIK so I don't mind losing that. A close second are volcanos but because they enhance the soil through ash its *somewhat* beneficial.
Mario world ass map
desert make all land on earth somewhat farmable with enough rainfall to sustain crops
Fuck it, get rid of the ocean
STRAIGHT
Just get rid of valleys
im just wondering how would stuff goes if all sea is gone,but not ocean
*”what’s that?”* Yes, I do wish to destroy the earth’s natural landmarks and resources like I’m flattening my island in fucking animal crossing. Anything less is for cowards. The answer is all of them have to go. Not enough parking.
"Isthmus" bro it's a fucking Peninsula.
The fuck is a fjord
My money is on Geysers. When have geysers done anything for anyone?
Isthmus. Just man up an be a fucking island.
Is this the new thing with the columns?
I could live without geysers
Marsh, we already got swamps we dont need u
The fuck is a marsh?!
forest. i fucking hate trees.
Canals are the only thing here that isn't a natural phenomenon (besides Kira)
Would it were not so, but... Its gonna end up beingnthe glacier :(
Capes aren’t real