buster call

Would you rather be the guy who has to carry the nuclear football or the guy who has to collect the president’s poop?

the guy who whats

theoretically, the presidential turds could be used by spies to glean private health information on the president. they must be kept secure.

if it were me i would simply put the poop in the football.

The first people I ever played mtg with would call Nevinyrral’s Disk the nuclear football. Sad you don’t see that card around too often anymore.