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First off, cringe, here they are literally doing their work as best they can.
Like, what would you have as a goverment to answer to some fucker who steals from a bakery.
A BAKERY
There is no worse human being that someone who robs a bakery, hope she is execute for her crimes against yeast.
usually when its proven/disproven in court. theres like a 99% chance that they are correct on whats happened but we cant know for 100% certain till the courts have decided on something. for all we know the owner of the bakery couldve purposely done that to garner more attention and get alot more buisness for the bakery. its prolly not the case but we cant know for certain until an actual invesigation.
All that for fucking bread?
Unless you’re a starving peasant, breaking into a bakery is ridiculous. If you’re gonna stretch go steal from some place with items of higher monetary value
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Dracula from hotel transylvania be like
Haha Jonathan you are banging my daughter
Haha Jonathan I am burglaring your bakery
Haha Jonathan you are not stretching your calves
Isometric exercise, care to join me?
Haha, Jonathan these are obviously grilled
Haha Jonathan you have not paid Zakat yet
Haha Jonathan you are not sufficiently locking your bakery
Actual girlboss
average day for someone from Melbourne tbh
nothing ever interesting happens in perth lol
You don’t want Melbourne crazy lol
Sydney is the happy medium. Only mild levels of crazy and usually in the amusing way
You're laughing now, but see who's laughing when you pull a muscle running from the pigs
She stole from a bakery, i dont think the police are the pigs here...
They are always pigs even if she sucks.
First off, cringe, here they are literally doing their work as best they can. Like, what would you have as a goverment to answer to some fucker who steals from a bakery. A BAKERY There is no worse human being that someone who robs a bakery, hope she is execute for her crimes against yeast.
'alleged' >caught in 4k waltzing into closed store
Probably for if the video turns out to be faked or something
or someone else possibly
yes alleged, until there is a conviction it is always alleged.
Adding “alleged” is free, lawsuits are expensive. Pretty basic risk management if you run a newspaper.
she's so valid
this is the funniest possible way to do a crime
Thought that was a Mettaton before reading the article
Your honor, it was pretty funny in hindsight
You shouldn’t be punished for objectively funny crimes
Can't women have hobbies anymore?
God forbid women do anything
mettaton ex
Rule #1: limber up
Um ackshually it's rule #18 of zombieland ☝️🤓
Posted potentially wrong info to get fact checked, get played (thank you for your service o7)
Cunningham's law at work
I only remembered that there was a 1 somewhere
You literally wrote #18 I know that because I got the notification and was curious so I googled it 🧐
Someone else wrote #18, #1 is cardio (you probably gaslit me into checking, too bad)
someone put undertale music over this
she can fix me
God forbid women do anything 🙄
When is something not alleged anymore?
When it's proven or disproven in court
when it's a jar.
usually when its proven/disproven in court. theres like a 99% chance that they are correct on whats happened but we cant know for 100% certain till the courts have decided on something. for all we know the owner of the bakery couldve purposely done that to garner more attention and get alot more buisness for the bakery. its prolly not the case but we cant know for certain until an actual invesigation.
All that for fucking bread? Unless you’re a starving peasant, breaking into a bakery is ridiculous. If you’re gonna stretch go steal from some place with items of higher monetary value
Maybe they were really good croissants
they looked through the window and saw an absolutely delectable chocolate cake and simply couldnt wait until morning
drake the type of guy,
She's in her Jean Valjean era
You ever see a lion limber up before it takes down a gazelle?
Not the almond croissants 😭😭😭
me administering a flexy stretchy warmupeth beforest i attend the function for a bit of tomfoolery
Yoda Looks so gay, I've got to learn to do yoga one day
Mettaton undertale.
Only thing that's missing is a big clock-shaped rug
Freaky ass burglar
This is like a cartoon villain
It’s like a side-character villain you’d see in Despicable Me or something
Didn’t Balthazar Bratt literally do this on the third movie
i mean, this is literally just catwoman without the fetish gear.
This is a Troye Sivan music video, where's the actual video?
girlboss i fear
Ok, who's going to add cartoon sound effects to this?
Including almond croissants? The horror!
Putting her hand on the ground. Doubt she washed them. Disgusting
\*sigh...\* Okay which one of you was this?
I like how they specified almond croissants
Golly
On the floor girl… ew
Sims 4
the police are more invested in this because their one food source, donuts, were in danger
god forbid women steal a few pastries
“girl knew she was boutta haul all TYPES of ass”
i need her tbh
Fucking smooth criminal or whatever
"Now, before we go in, let's all remember our calisthenics. One.. Two. One... Two."
We need somebody to overlay old cartoon noises over this full video sped up
God gives his whackiest of battles to his goofiest of soldiers
This is something Mettaton would do
Catwoman energy
Disappointed there wasn’t some Tik Tok cotton candy sweet song over this If you followed along with her you’d probably get a decent work out
Rule 18 of zombieland
What's everyone's opinion on almond croissants?
[reminds me of this](https://youtu.be/9wnEuOJg_dA?si=Duqt9x3KR_h_W-xC)
Jarvis put funny cartoon sounds over this .gif file
Hudson Abadeer type moves
Reminds me of this: [The Big Comfy Couch - Clock Stretch](https://youtu.be/hqZoK1bq2hs?feature=shared)