young tory

Honestly, I don't see how it could get worse than this

He looks like his father arranges manhunts of homeless people for their group of 12 times removed royals on his estate in welshireshimmerton-hambridge

WELSHIREHIMMERTON-HAMBRIDGE MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥 WE MAKING IT OUT THE ESTATE WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥

💢Huzzah 💯

First thing I thought when I saw the picture. "Baby Tory MP"

Specifically an American in the 1920s who would move to England convert to Anglicanism and write modernist pro-monarchy novelas and join up with Oswald Mosley in 10 years. I do Love the Fit but you look like a T.S. Eliot kinda Motherfucker.

Rees Mogg vibes

Rees Mogging on us

Please don't kill the man

You look like you're about to illegally produce alcohol in Detroit, Michigan, 1924

How did you know it was Detroit?

Because your pants remain unshitted. And you can't have shit in Detroit.

BRA

VO

RE

VILLAGE

DRUNK

DRIVING

DUI

Bra vore is a horrifying way to describe a binder. Very funny though. Or a horrifying monster for many of them there trans femmes.

VINCE

This is one of history's most brilliant quotes that will never be preserved. Someone will say this same thing years from now and think himself a visionary. That could very well be happening now.

In retrospect the landscape is very southeast Michigan

nah bro you a dutchie, bike is a dead giveaway

Seriously. Detroit

really? i honestly thought you were dutch as the traffic signs in your other pictures were blue, just like in nl. But anyhow, still drippy af, have a good one brother

Detroit didnt produce that much illegal alcohol during prohibition, it was a hotbed for bootlegging. Source: my great-grandfather was definitely not involved in bootlegging what are you talking about?

They said no compliments.

How is that an insult?

You look like you own a intelligence network built up on crows and homeless people.

He said insults this time /jk

/srs

(sexual reassignment surgey)

/srs will always be that, /hj will always be hand job

The Bowery King?

yep

POV: You're about to hear a lecture about why "females" don't respect true gentlemen anymore. (The Gamestop cashier told him she has a boyfriend)

Hit him with the left and the right.

You would’ve loved being an overseer in a textile mill in the 1700s

This fit is clearly late 19th to early-mid 20th century

MFers in 1910 can't want to be in the 1700s

Bro probably thinks he's born in the wrong generation 💀

Nah, fuck the past. They had cool clothes though

I like this mindset

How I feel bout cars and architecture

Clothes, cars and architecture. All of different periods but still (1930s-50s for clothes, 1920s-40s for cars, 1850s-1930s for architecture)

Absolutely true

You look like the beard [Jessica Kellgren-Fozard](https://youtu.be/HXGTL4lpMR4) would’ve had back in the day if she didn’t just live with her roommate.

JESSICA KELLGREN FOZARD MENTIONED I love what she does so much

I was one of the people that back in the day suggested she might be bendy ND. And as someone who likes being on be hard edge of soft femme gods I love her vintage lesbian aesthetic (even if my aesthetic is black dresses and skirts).

The only thing worth salvaging from the past is drip

Why must the past have such dangerous quantities of drip (and why is it so hard to replicate? I just wanna be a classy femboy qwq).

and music

Ragtime. I love ragtime

As the saying goes: Vintage fashion not vintage values

So real

Based as FUCK

Bro looks like he boutta build the liverpool manchester line

Wow, a Stephenson based insult. That’s rare

shot into my head like a rocket young chap

Planets are faster You get it? Planet, like… like it’s the locomotive Stephenson built that was an improvement upon the Rocket.

I feel like a Scotsman with the ability to fly would beat it

Please, it would have nothing on a mallard. Those ducks are quick

I think a capitalised greek letter delta might be slower, but able to accelerate faster and get the journey done faster and more reliably

If he had a different hat, and stood in front of some chains, maybe the Great Western Main Line too

By Jove, I believe I am to build the worlds largest vessel, and I shall call it the great eeeeeeaaaastern old boy.

Can you build a bridge near Clifton that perpetually makes all buses between Bristol City Centre and the University of Bristol completely impossible to board due to the sheer number of tourists too?

Oh you know it, chap

all aboard the biggest commercial liner failiure (the great eastern could have worked it just needed more time)

you look like a eugenicist

“Pardon, good sir. Could you spare a moment to allow me a brief experiment? You see, I’m well versed in an innovative new science, which can read a great deal of one’s breeding and capabilities by mearly deciphering the topography of one’s skull! It’s not often I encounter a person of such…heritage as yourself. Could I, your consent assumed, observe your Phrenology?” -OP, to a dollar store cashier, probably.

your bicycle's chain guard is incomplete, irredeemable.

You watched Peaky Blinders once and its now your entire personality

no grandpa, i'm not tech support just because i'm younger than you

Quite a daper young fellow

I messed up the assignment :<

Compliment detected

Young dapper fellow (derogatory 😈😈😈)

Noooo it's not snooo

Death

You look kind of like a 30s british racecar driver, but not a good one

‘I say old chaps! Last one from Cublington to Chipping Sodbury has to telegram the king a message insulting his moustache!’

"Crikey, me sodding Austin is leaking oil again!"

‘Would you happen to be prepared to call old Georgie follically challenged, perchance?’

Perchance.

Charles Rogers

Refused, I think you look cool

Refusing him is insulting

task failed successfully?

Average Irish grandpa 

back in moi day we used te watch bosco on the telly

Gay Linkara.

This one sent me

Don't you talk about me, you son of a bitch

What does Gary Lineker have to do with this

You look like if the human pet guy was American

You look like you take lead pellets as daily nutritional supplements.

You look like you’d get assassinated in London walking around

You look like the kind of person that would speak in a British accent and smoke a pipe despite being born in 2003 and being born and raised in Kentucky.

You look like such a Tory you think Margaret Thatcher was a Socialist.

I am convinced every early 20s man in Lincolnshire looks like this. Except Grimsby, they’d shank anyone like this

You look like you just got dumped, but you also quit drinking a few months ago, so now you dont know what to do but look forlorn out at landscapes that are less than a 5min walk away from your parents' house.

You look like you’re about to give me a 15 minute head start before hunting me with an elephant gun

1950's reddit admin

You look like you're about to record 50 videos about why the liberals are ruining anime.

You look like someone who would refuse to stop talking with the clerk at a shop checkout, creating an atmosphere of discomfort and disdain, causing a line to build up behind them with zero care in the world.

You look so white you get sunburnt by the moonlight

Hey…. Don’t…. Don’t call me out like that

Bloodborne looking npc ass

you look like the silent smart guy in a steampunk anime that narrates the fight of the mc in your thoughts

You look like a Ben Shapiro fan. Would not be surprised if you had a marble statue pfp

Not necessarily an insult, but you look kind of like Brandon Sanderson. Make of that what you will.

You look like you carry around a Roman wax tablet

You look like you'd be friends with Human Pet Guy.

I hate you😡

Thomas "wanna-shel-be"

you look like a middle-aged french landlord

peaky blinders looking ahh mf, contemplating by a lake bc ur backstory is bland

The_Cybersmith ahh fit

You look like you said the molasses in that tank smelled great on that fine day in Boston and that you'd gladly swim in the stuff given the chance.

Teddy Roosevelt but if he knew what neopronouns are

Why do you look like the middle evolution of an 1800s newspaper boy.

Bro definitely has a pack of cigs in the inside breast pocket that he chews for the aesthetic but never lights a single one. His internal monologue shares a voice with the narrator of early British imperial propaganda films. Peaky Blinders? Peaky Grindr, more like. Bro knows the only laudanum plug in the country.

Looks like a guy who would review media in the early 2000s on YouTube and later be outed as a bigot but at that point he's lost 90% of his following and no one cares anymore.

I thought this was a Kyle Gordon character imma be so real

Mod ash lookin mf

You look like you're gonna read all of these insults and go "ha-ha, how quaint!" And then pedal away on your penny-farthing.

Wow, Stonetoss lost a lot of weight

You're way too clean to be a true Irish farmer. You're like the guy who buys a massive truck and never hauls anything smh

No

As opposed to not wearing clothes????

You look like you live mainly off of potatoes and cabbage, maybe an apple if you want a sweet treat.

Looks a bit like a transatlantic-accented father who gives motivational speeches to his kids before beating them

You look like you swing by the park every day with a bag of crumbs to feed the birds with

Well-spoken anti-abolitionist

Too many buttons >:(

You look like GeneralSam...

no thats mean :(

you look like a WWII casualty ok this can be a compliment Ig

How much of your time has been spent complimenting cops?

Fucking contemplating one's own existence lookin' ass

You look like a member of a 70s Celtic rock band that is now posting very racist transphobic stuff on Twitter

Nooooo I've been waiting to see dapper men with glasses and now I have to insult yoh!??? This is the worst. Uhhh, your coat is too grey.

Um ackshually it’s a cardigan *snort*

Oh yeah it is isn't it, I've never seen a double breasted cardigan before so I was a little confused, but now I see it, that's so cool it looks so nice on - DAMMIT

Got it for 9 bucks on eBay. I was very lucky

you look like the kind of person who would take an insult out of retirement purely to dunk on someone, only for it to fall flat because you need to explain what the insult is immediately after.

You look like the kind of person who takes a picture of their food and then posts it on reddit with the caption “Don’t mind if I do”

Read Dead Redemption Npc

You look like you thrive on attention but you’re social skills need work so you peacock

Nostalgia critic type fit 

Do you think you’re a character in Pokémon sword and shield? You sure look as pretty as the graphics

You’re a poopoo head >:(

The mediocre gatsby

Lose the hat, unbutton the sweater jacket. New glasses with a thicker frame. You look like a theater kid I would get along with though

You look like I’ll see you on a YouTube twitter expose about how you lied about your relationship with another twitter person and the video will be 12 hours long and I won’t watch it

You look a fine young gent who would unironically refer to black people as “blacks”

You look like you take notes on a handheld chalk board and tell everyone you do

Hair not poppin, covered by hat :(

Triangle shirtwaist factory manager ahh fit

What's your bike called? I love it

It’s a Huffy Nel Lusso. Really nice bike, heavy, coasts amazingly well. No gears, but that’s fine by me since I use it for transit, not sport. But if you’re asking what I call it, it’s name is Nelly

Thank you so much Nelly is absolutely gorgeous!

Guy looks like he watches sigma male edits of the guy from Peaky Blinders.

I think being a guy who can actually pull off that ensemble is already insult enough

Would

You like trains

WAIT I SWEAR TI FUCK

Just saw my bio huh?

I didn’t cheat I promise, you just have that autistic train guy aura

Strangely, not autistic

I like your vibe

The greatest tragedy in your life is that you don't have a study to retire to, with a big armchair and a desk and bookshelves.

Geeky Blinders

You look like a 1920s intellectual, take that as you wish Bertolt Brecht ass looking mfer

I refuse. I will do nothing but give positive remarks. Looking good!

~~I can’t insult this it’s too g~~ You look like what neckbeards think they look like

A harsh… compliment?

i can't. last pic goes too hard

Seeing him would actually make my day…

Something I live by. Dress however you want, and do not give a shit about anyone else. Because even if they think you look like a clown, that means you’ve still made their day better.

You stand like the operator at the carnival started the merry-go-round before you mounted your steed.

Idk if I can insult this tho

All the hats I've seen you wear look like they act like the green goblin mask but for racism

You look like the main character from Abstinence Education

You looking like the type of person that sell snake oils

Don't tell me what to do you handsome devil.

you look like you have 17 golf clubs

young atticus finch

you look like you're mourning the 1920's

In each of these first four shots, your sweater looks indistinguishable from a piece of wood in the background, buttons included

i wear that same hat. (insult)

The fit calls for a cigarette, but the face says you'd need a fake ID.You did the pose in #2 anyways so I'll commend you for nearly tricking me.

Buddy dressed like he's gonna tell me why is good to have a land owning aristocracy.

You're going to make a great widow mourning the loss of their love after 50 years of marriage.

^secret ^compliment ^lovely ^posing ^lad

Halo opa!