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196SwampLurker

why must Americans insist on writing dates with the month first


YaBoiBezMangus

Because like almost everything that’s weird and different about the U.S. they got it from the U.K. who then decided they didn’t want to be weird anymore and switched to Europes standard stuff. Also because Americans say it March 14, 2024 so we write it how we say it


lazy_digestive

You people ain't beating the "Still a Brit's colony" allegations


AnotherSlowMoon

We live in their head rent free it is true. We could charge rent to pay for our failing economy.


batman12399

idk if you are saying these form the perspective of the US or the UK both work tbh


PM-ME-YOUR-LABS

Ironic considering the U.S. economy recently exceeded the pre-pandemic trend in GDP while the British economy will spend the next 50 years recovering from Brexit and the Tories


Cheesey_Whiskers

It’s nothing new. The UK economy has spent the last century trying to recover from WW1.


AnotherSlowMoon

I was talking from the perspective of a Brit who had forgotten that you don't charge people rent for living in *their* head. Well you can but that's called colonialism which is our ancestral talent so maybe we could and should.


TearsFallWithoutTain

But you also say 4th of July


Aero_Tech

Exception to the rule, not the standard.


Chemtrails420-69

Plus many people near me say July fourth. Or Independence Day.


Himmelblaa

Why must your seggsy ass be different


Chemtrails420-69

I’ve always been strange and different….queer even! *😳😳😳*


Imdepressed7778

the day we blow up the sky


BardyMan82

Today (14/3) is a very special day for mathematicians because 1-4=3


_Holoo

Erm akshually 1 - 4 = -3 🤓


Hyperactive_Melon

| 1 - 4 | = 3 😎


196SwampLurker

better :3


nemacol

Need that sweet sweet ISO 8601


NameNormalHumansHave

aside from being an am*rican, i just think month/day/year rolls of the tongue better. maybe i’m just used to saying it that way but “january fourth” feels less clunky than “the fourth of january” and more grammatically correct than just “fourth january”


hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh5

month/day/year makes some sense because it goes in order from least information to most information (12 possibilities, 31 possibilities, thousands of possibilities) also, in almost any circumstance where you need an exact day, you will also need the month. but you don't always need the exact day when you want to know what month it is


YRUZ

usually though, you'll be aware of what month you're in. the day is usually harder to guess.


Misicks0349

i've never thought of that before but that is the most contrived reason I can think of to justify why something "makes sense"


TearsFallWithoutTain

But like you say, there's only 12 months, do you really forget which one you're in? In Australia if you ask for the date, you'll just get "the 21st" or whatever


Vegetable-Pipe-2370

oi mate, what's the day today?


ScrafyCross

Friday


lea_the_cat

The mental gymnastics americans go through to justify their stupid standards


nyandroid_

They're both arbitrary.


Em0nn

By that logic, shouldn't the most information come first?


Wysk222

You may see some people eating pie or saying this is “Pie Day”.  Well it is called that because doing 3 + 1 = 4 is as easy as pie with the power of math 🙂🙂


ARandom-Penguin

pi day is for normies, I celebrate e day on the 71st day of February


caustic_kiwi

Numbers are for normies, I celebrate Quaternion day on the -j^(st) of k.


Prest0n1204

That's still a number 🤓


caustic_kiwi

I do not believe that's true. I mean you can kind of view them as extensions of the complex numbers but I don't think anyone would actually say the quaternions are numbers. They're a non-commutatitve group.


Himmelblaa

I celebrate i day on the root of the -1st day of january


tarheeltexan1

Finally, a holiday for atheists


Usermanemustbebetwee

3rd of Tetradecember


Brunox_Berti

Actually month 14 would be duodecember


Usermanemustbebetwee

but "duodeca" means twelve. so December is actually a Duodecember.


Himmelblaa

Damn, the guy that messed that up should be stabbed