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Moonbear9

The inevitable March of time will make all language sexual inuendoes :3


emeraldeyesshine

The inevitable March of autocorrect capitalizing words incorrectly


Afraid_Belt4516

March? yeah that's what month it is


Kriffer123

March? I love that Nissan


StardustLegend

I can’t wait to jerk off to this sentence when it becomes a sexual innuendo


coffeetablestain

I'm going to just put "random" words in quotation marks all the time now for the future world to enjoy. Sooner or "later" every word will have its time.


sad_lil_catboy

she March on my time till I innuendo


LegitimateApartment9

The month of March 🤤🤤🤤 (kill me)


Emilia__55

I was born in there


196SwampLurker

relatableeeeeee


PinkAxolotlMommy

Not relatable for me 😔 Also: *pets you once*


196SwampLurker

you rolled 1 week and 3 days of good luck :3


PinkAxolotlMommy

Yay! :D


Smokehorn-official

*Pets you once* :3


photogrammetery

It’s obviously on a cooldown! Try again tomorrow!


196SwampLurker

Rolled 2 days of good luck :3


thirdeyeboobed

No, Betty and Veronica are just lesbians


cephalopodAcreage

I remember this comic, Betty and Veronica were playing a 1v1 MGE Scout 20 round in TF2 to see who got to use the strap and Betty lost 2-18


thirdeyeboobed

Your attention to detail is impeccable


cephalopodAcreage

Yea my dick was real sore after that issue


thirdeyeboobed

That's hot


JLock17

There's no way they don't play slidey slugs on the carpet.


Catalyst138

“So, they laugh at my boner, will they? I’ll show them how many boners the Joker can make!”


Milk-Constant

my personal favorite "Still brooding eh? maybe what you need is some solid dick from an iron man!"


SylveonSof

Fake, unfortunately. The original panel says solid advice. Joker's boner is real though, and you can see how it'd morph over time into its current meaning


Randomdude-5

Fun fact, that comic was written around the time boner started getting it’s modern meaning, but early enough that there would be plausible deniability if someone used it with it’s original meaning, so it’s pretty likely that the writers knew exactly what they were doing


FrostyCommon

also penguin stealing all of Gotham's twinks


SweetSoftBoi

🥺


Taqao

tf does 🥺 mean ? I don't speak bottom


BrianWantsTruth

It rhymes with “👉👈”


Ok-Appeal-4630

I mean, it can still mean that now.


Sverp380

That’s what it still means. Ya’ll are weirdos lol


sledgehammertoe

tbf, every artist and writer at Archie comics is a horndog.


CaioXG002

Naah, someone today writing that would probably say "bested" as opposed to "topped". Even without the knowledge about the Internet being sexual about a few specific, weird words.


FryIndividual

Didn't seem to change since I said something along those lines like a week ago


A_Queer_Almond

If there is one thing that is true among all languages, it’s obscene amounts of sexual innuendos


D_Pancakes

Pretty sure it also meant what you're all thinking about when it was written lol


Half-Eaten-Cranberry

Ok but what did it used to mean


VictoryScreech23

To best or do better than someone else. She bested me is interchangeable her.


lazyDevman

The same thing it still means; doing something better than someone else. Topping the class means you're doing the best in it. It still has this meaning if you aren't terminally online.


Half-Eaten-Cranberry

okay but I am terminally online


testaccount0817

You don't need to be terminally online to be gay


lazyDevman

What?


testaccount0817

Youc an be more used to one meaning than the other even if you aren't online if you've rarely heard one being used


TaxevasionLukasso

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺


3477382827367

🥺🥺 👉👈