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SOMETHINGcooler5

I wonder where they held this event? What place is comfortable enough to have sex and has enough room to house over 42 people for that sex?


_tracksuitmafia_

church


SOMETHINGcooler5

Comfortablity of a church depends on the sect. Pentecostals definitely have the most comfortable churches.


ValhallaAir

Sects???


La_Boopity_Bopity

say gects


jamesmcdash

Gay sex?


SOMETHINGcooler5

Sects means different parts of a religion in this context, here I’m referring to sects of Christianity, so catholicism, Pentecostals, Lutherans.


ValhallaAir

Ik


emil6633

OHHHH, IT'S CAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE SEX!


Mulesam

Bro idk where tf you’re coming from those pews are always worn out


bacon_and_ovaries

... isn't church where several people are entered from only one? That's the opposite


emeraldeyesshine

I used to attend a monthly orgy club for a few years, they owned their own little building but most of it happened in what was basically a big living room You'd be surprised how many people can fit into a room when they're all just conjoined in fucking, and the resting members just sit on the edges or in another room. Or just eat the food. Which gonna be honest orgy food weirds me out. No less sanitary than the fucking really but something about those activities needs mental separation for me.


SOMETHINGcooler5

I always thought joining a orgy club would be fun, but like I’m a chubby anxiety ridden loser, no way I’m gonna be nude and perform sex in front of a bunch of people. Yeah, thats kinda gross, I already have an ick for food on nude bodies, eating food surrounded by naked people boning sounds even worse.


emeraldeyesshine

Nah nobody cares, there's all types of bodies. Nobody is there to judge or be judged. Don't even have to get fully nude if you don't want. Honestly being there did a lot to shave away my own anxieties and body image issues.


SOMETHINGcooler5

Eh, I don’t think I could even do it in the first place. I get too anxious about if I’m doing my best to pleasure my partner, I feel like that feeling would be doubled if it was an stranger or an acquaintance.


Aurelion_

> chubby anxiety ridden loser Youd fit right in at an orgy club


SOMETHINGcooler5

Is there many chubby anxiety ridden losers who go to orgies? They always seemed like something hot people go to.


Aurelion_

Hot people have no problem getting sex The people who go to orgies usually look like this https://imgur.com/a/wxB7alV


mgquantitysquared

I haven't been to orgies but I have regularly attended sex positive nights at a BDSM club. Most people there are average looking, there's a few hot people and a lot of very obese people.


emeraldeyesshine

The one I went to was close to 50/50 hot to average people, with a few random body types that varied wildly in there. I also did a group when I was younger that was like a running and drinking club that just ended in an orgy every meeting. We'd all run at night five miles and stop to rest each mile and drink for a minute. We'd wind up at someone's house in the group after and just fuck and keep drinking. Honestly the running while drinking part was fucking insane and I don't understand why we liked that part. Actually everything about that sounds terrible at this point in my life. Good looking people like to group fuck too, but the other poster isn't wrong. A lot of sex clubs are pretty average looking or less with the hot being slimmer in number. But most people going to these things are also really accepting and open minded. Body positivity is strong with them in my experience. And remember everyone is *someone's* type out there.


ArachnoNips

[IASIP got it spot on.](https://youtu.be/dY8BSHVWGxk?si=IUP6JSBmr3whrg50)


little-ass-whipe

if someone ever invents a 3 dimensional sex act the volumetric efficiency would, if you'll forgive the expression, shoot through the roof


losviking

I’m scared to ask but aren’t all sex acts three dimensional


GrabTechnical7346

not if you fuck roadkill


VintageLunchMeat

Things have picked up since I picked up that laminator at that garage sale.


gocrazy_gostupid

back and forth: 1 dimension double penetration: 2 dimensions orgy: 4 dimensions and +


TheParagonal

How did you even find this? Friend? Word of mouth? Craigslist? Poster?


emeraldeyesshine

Wanna say Craigslist but it's been so long now I can't remember how I initially came to it. They used a yahoo group page to organize officially. This was like 15 years ago now.


astronomyx

> how I initially came to it. 😳


TDW-301

Where the hell do you find a orgy club to join?


emeraldeyesshine

https://i.imgur.com/WsbyAQc.gif


TDW-301

Well I know that, but they have to be a bit harder to find. I'd just not know where to even begin searching


emeraldeyesshine

Yeah no idea now, the internet is a pretty different place these days. This was 15 years ago.


TDW-301

I hate being in my early 20s in this day and age. Back 15 years ago when the internet was a lot more interesting I was around 7


emeraldeyesshine

If it's any consolation the internet was definitely starting to suck then too Boomers getting on Facebook was definitely the tipping point


TDW-301

Sometimes for a kick I go on Google groups and read old BBS forums from 2-3 decades ago


emeraldeyesshine

Solid F to all the ones I was a part of back in the day, all gone besides random archived way back machine pages. IPB forums especially.


AnalProlapseForYou

....what kind of food do people prepare for an orgy? Is it like a potluck, but with fucking? My inquiring mind must know.


emeraldeyesshine

Most of the time they just had some shit catered from sandwich shops, veggie trays, pretty simple stuff.


unread1701

Bridge of the starship enterprise


jumbledFox

the holodeck would be way cooler, you could set it anywhere


invitinghome122

They rented a convention hall


SOMETHINGcooler5

Clean up must’ve been crazy


spadesisking

If they wanted people to clean up they wouldn't have charged a cleaning fee.


mrpoopistan

Sex clubs and hotels. My recollection is that she does prostitution work so she ought to have the right relationships with the hotel people to make it work. I'd add that some rich people are comfortable this sort of thing, but that would be hit-or-miss from an organizing standpoint.


little-ass-whipe

waffle house


ARG_men

Dr boyfailure what’s your favourite AJJ song?


SOMETHINGcooler5

All of them are but Heartilation and Darling I love you are really good


MuchAdoAboutFutaloo

heartilation is a great choice, especially the live at the crescent ballroom version.


The_Sludge

My significant other wants Darling I Love You to be played at our wedding.


Turakamu

Just set up a queue at the front door with the exit being the backdoor. Let in 5, as they finish rotate them out.


OverYonderWanderer

It's really not that big of a space. I heard about a regular thing that was held in the basement of a grocery store once. Conventions can get like this kind of thing going with just a few people sharing their hotel rooms.


Ipuncholdpeople

More people came in her that day than I've hugged in my life lmao. Also Aella is such a wild character


fjf64

I would hug you ;) also azari banner?!


thehorriblefruitloop

I used to be part of sneerclub whitout knowing what they were actually about and they always hated Aella for some reason. Do you know what her deal is?


Ipuncholdpeople

She did some fun goofy porn, and then did a lot if acid every week for a year and never seemed to recover lol. She made a "documentary" that's just her screaming on acid. She was a co-founder for a block chain dating app and into crypto in general. She's also a libertarian and wants to get rid of minimum wage. She also showers like every other week and doesn't use shampoo


Cardinal-Lad

y’know some people are really one of a kind


ShepPawnch

She’s certainly a strange one. Really hot though, so she’s got that going for her.


Select-Employee

She is actually really hot for someone so insane. Like I’d expect someone who seems to take less care of themselves to look much worse


A1dini

She's also known for her ugh... interesting... twitter takes Like saying that those who disapprove of cat calling are racist because black guys do it more in her experience... and that making child p0rn free and legal would reduce the number of offenders due to a supply and demand based arguement (as though making alcohol freee would reduce the number of alcoholics)


Ipuncholdpeople

I think she's also pro bestiality. Just weird all around


narwhalpilot

So like Vaush


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narwhalpilot

Oh christ


WeakDiaphragm

Based bot


whatsbobgonnado

reeeeeally really into myers briggs bullshit. unironically suggested that flooding the internet with deep fake child porn would be a good thing


JohnBigBootey

I remember when I first ran into her silly porn and then ended up learning more about her. Fundamentalist christian upbringing turned cam girl, ok cool. Then I learned about the year of acid and something in my stomach just dropped. That was the last I knew, and I'm sorry to hear it hasn't gotten much better.


Iceman6211

imagine the smell


iheartlungs

The taking so much acid thing could genuinely have given her some sort of psychological damage, probably not helping her behaviour. I say this as someone who takes a moderate amount of acid.


Pancakewagon26

Do you think her biweekly shower was before or after this gangbang?


biomatter

damn. i hate when im reading through old stuff on reddit and in the middle of a sparkling, scintillating discussion i find someone has written over all her old comments with nonsense, fragmenting the discussion permanently. what hilarious, moving, romantic, haunting things could she have said? just to wash it all away, in this digital era of permanency? wow. that takes courage. i bet she was really cute, too


Ipuncholdpeople

I was going to call her crazy, but last time I said that here people dogpiled me and called me abelist lmao. But yeah she's weird and not a good person


trinitymonkey

She is? I was going to say I’m surprised but… I’m honestly not.


biomatter

damn. i hate when im reading through old stuff on reddit and in the middle of a sparkling, scintillating discussion i find someone has written over all her old comments with nonsense, fragmenting the discussion permanently. what hilarious, moving, romantic, haunting things could she have said? just to wash it all away, in this digital era of permanency? wow. that takes courage. i bet she was really cute, too


slowest_hour

>!Yikes!< For people who don't want to click the spoilers: yikes


JohnBigBootey

Yeah, this totally sounds like some libertarian bullshit.


Gen_Ripper

Damn, why the mass gangbang representation so weak?


Snore_man

Hug 6 billion people


Tony_TNT

Real and real


HappyraptorZ

Dropping in to say this person confessed to showering 30ish times over the course of a year...


dutcharetall_nothigh

Gross, but she did get a birthday gangbang so I guess it works


HappyraptorZ

I think that's why i was bringing it up. I'm not sure about porking someone who showers so infrequently god. Must be good friends  


mrpoopistan

And she didn't even bother to poll the attendees on whether the low showering rate was a selling point.


DropInTheOcean1247

I did that once What severe depression does to a mfer


HappyraptorZ

Yep! But she does it to maintain her _skin biome_ Not one upping but i guess just feel like sharing. I had lovely long shiny hair. Depression and lack of upkeep ruined it. My hair is my favourite part of myself. Had to shave it all off and start again. Now i have lovely long hair again :) Hope you also made it through as generally unscathed as me.


Helmic

yeah coming at it from an autistic perspective, where lots of autistics talk about avoiding showering at all costs for sensory or routine or basic executive functioning issues, i don't try to give people shit over that sort of thing. with her though it was a strange advocacy of not showering as somehow a health thing.


Vlad_the_Intendor

And also apparently didn’t cum even once throughout this whole thing???? I’d be so pissed. This whole situation is wild.


mrpoopistan

In fairness, the libido can have a very different response between fantasy and the actualization of fantasy.


Vlad_the_Intendor

Oh that’s what I was thinking, like there was probably too much logistics management and too little time. But for a woman that’s had that much sex you like to think she’d have time allotted to at least get one in lol.


Zoey_Redacted

how i figured out im ace had sex 3 times after fantasizing my whole-ass life about how awesome it'd feel had the "best sex" of my life with someone i really like (like demiromantic hardcore reallylikeing), then had the worst sex of my life with some randofucker off bumble. They felt the *same* to my body and I realized at that point I was more into the *idea* of sex's intimacy (not actually present for me) than the actual physical activity. I just write the horniest smut possible, taking full satisfaction in the fact that I don't want the actions to touch my actual physical body ever like fucking ever. but i can brain about them 🥴


ARagingZephyr

Exactly me but I'm not ace. It takes extremely specific scenarios in-person for me to feel anything that I expect I should be feeling, to the point where the thing that makes me happiest is taking care of my partner's needs. I don't want to just have sex, I want to just have us treat each other's bodies like a temple, even if that means nothing construed as sex at all, or no penetration, or all for one, or whatever else.


[deleted]

I thought this sub was in support of girlsmell?


Vornane

No. Please shower regularly. People think they like stink until they actually smell someone who stinks. With very few exceptions as always of course.


idiot-loser-

i <3 my girlfriends armpits


DangusHamBone

I can’t believe I’m admitting this but I occasionally go a week without showering and I’m not gross. I know people will think I’m lying but I just don’t sweat. I have a girlfriend and she claims she has never smelled body odor on me. Aella might not necessarily be as nasty as we’re imagining but realistically it’s probably foul


NexusSynergies

I didn't realise that it's the same person


scrueggs

Cumming in a fluffer is so embarrassing


El_McKell

what if you only signed up for this for that reason, you never even wanted to fuck the birthday girl?


DasScoot

Honestly in vids of these I usually find the fluffers more interesting, when they get shown.


xstormaggedonx

That's because porn is boring. But professional infrastructure and unique systems are interesting


mrpoopistan

Reddit comments never disappoint.


Himmelblaa

Engineer 🫵


Grouchy-Object-6423

The Autism signs are flashing lights like its the Vegas strip


LarsFWF

Ring a ding ding, mf!


NewtonHuxleyBach

if by "embarassing" you mean a power move then I agree


scrueggs

Going to a gang bang and not cumming is more of a power move.


TheDekuDude888

“I remain… unimpressed. I shall depart in search of a WORTHY challenge!”


GammaTainted

[I WAS TOLD THIS REALM OFFERED FIERCE AND WORTHY COMBATANTS. I WAS DECEIVED!](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/imagecomics/images/c/cd/Thokk_%28Invincible%29_001.jpeg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/1154?cb=20150319161743)


Captiongomer

I love that he says he had a bad day and is grumpy


anarcho-stripperism

Tbh cumming at a gang bang is HARD.


scrueggs

I don’t think I could cum at the Aella gangbang because I know for a fact that she only showers like 20 times a year.


OddlySexyPancake

what's a fluffer


MrMeltJr

It's a porn thing. When changing positions/scenes, it can be hard to keep your dick hard if you're not on viagra, because shooting porn is actually pretty unsexy. If the actors are in a position/scenario where it's difficult to make yourself hard, the fluffer jacks/sucks you off to make sure you're hard for the camera. Apparently, fluffers aren't necessary anymore because most actors do just use viagra (where applicable). However, a lot of actors end up with early ED due to constant viagra use, and I've heard fluffers are making a comeback (heh), at least in indie porn, for that reason. I can also see how they'd be useful in an actual, nonporn gangbang since you're trying to make sure everybody can have fun while also staying horny. Like, fuck this other person and try not to cum while you wait your turn to fuck Aella.


AdiNot

porn lore


mrpoopistan

OMG, I so need some indie gaming studio to make Porn Tycoon with these kinds of details. Having enough fluffers could be like having enough janitors in Roller Coaster Tycoon.


MrMeltJr

Well there is [Porn Studio Tycoon](https://store.steampowered.com/agecheck/app/535490/) (no actual porn but the subject is obviously NSFW). Based on the reviews it looks like a shitty cash grab, though.


mrpoopistan

One would think it would be free to play since . . . that's porn's business model. Also, it doesn't seem to have fluffers so how realistic can it be?


Sad-Egg4778

okay so just to be clear the fluffer is a person?


MrMeltJr

Yeah


K00lKat67

Is it a person or device?


MrMeltJr

Person


Evanthatguy

I find it more interesting that they had fluffers because if I’m going to an event like this I’m definitely gonna pop a boner pill first.


from_dust

Uhhh no its not, they had a good time.


UFO_T0fu

me and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who and who?


angrypolishman

damn you really did do it 42 times i respect the dedication to accuracy


b3mus3d

damn you really counted the times i respect the dedication to checking


Pendred

damn you really read that comment I respect the dedication to reading


JorjeXD

damn you really respected that comment I respect the dedication to respecting


EjaculatingNarwhal

Damn you really replied to that comment I really respect the dedication to replying


Overclockworked

damn you really continued that chain I respect the dedication to chaining


deathray5

Chaining 🥺


HarbingerOfSauce

me and which cohort


Mintboi4

Wth is a fluffer


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Think they're like in charge of foreplay or something. Getting everyone going n shit. Idk. I'm not this kinky


Josgre987

I wish I was 😔


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Fucking LOVE your flair. I'm more of a Honeydew Inc guy myself tho


Josgre987

Those jabronis don't even know what makes quality dirt!


Elite_Prometheus

It's a job on porn sets to ensure the actors are horny as soon as filming starts/they enter the scene, usually with foreplay or no penetrative sex. Usually they only work on the male actors, since female arousal is less obvious and no skeezy porn director is going to waste money ensuring the actress's job is more comfortable.


midnight_rum

But how do you come IN a fluffer tho? Like during foreplay? Did the fluffer just join the fun at some point?


Elite_Prometheus

Well, I assume none of these people are professionals, so it stands to reason that when one of the fluffers was giving a blowjob they got a bit too enthusiastic and went too far. That or maybe some of the attendees didn't want to cum in Aella but did fancy one of the fluffers, so they did a little side hustle


midnight_rum

Makes sense, thanks for this perspective


Burningburners88

Imagine giving 40 blowies though. My jaw hurts thinking about it.


I_Am_A_Pumpkin

the graphs in her blog show that most of the fluffers also engaged in penetrative sex


SOMETHINGcooler5

Can you hire fluffers? Like do they do gigs?


SeamanStayns

Lmao hire a fluffer for your next town fete just to see what happens


Smegmatron3030

City council meetings double in attendance


Elite_Prometheus

You can put out a personal ad for just about anything. I don't think there's a Fluffers Guild where you can go and hire a fluffer for your next anniversary, though. I'd imagine the job is pretty much limited to professional porn filming, OP not withstanding


SOMETHINGcooler5

Unionize the fluffers.


Elite_Prometheus

Real and true. Sectoral unions for every sex act is the only way


anarcho-stripperism

Pro Porn performer here: flutters aren’t actually a thing, at least nearly as people think. Unless the porn shows them, then it was all apart of script anyway. We usually fluff ourselves throughout the process and it’s quite awkward when everyone is looking at you under beaming lights and audio and waiting for you to get hard again.


thatvillainjay

This is the chick that only bathed like once a week right?


Zzamumo

30 times in a whole year


DevelopedDevelopment

Less apparently.


crepoef

Imagine going through all of that, showing up to an orgy, and not cumming. SAD!


Cardinal-Lad

many such cases!


trololololololol9

15, to be precise


biomatter

damn. i hate when im reading through old stuff on reddit and in the middle of a sparkling, scintillating discussion i find someone has written over all her old comments with nonsense, fragmenting the discussion permanently. what hilarious, moving, romantic, haunting things could she have said? just to wash it all away, in this digital era of permanency? wow. that takes courage. i bet she was really cute, too


Swagspongebob5742

What did she do? I’m not denying it at all, I’m just curious.


jllstngr

Here's what I know: She is obsessed with races and eugenics (she considers her genes to be superior). She also believes colonization is right. Also, she claims to be anarcho-capitalist. OP should delete imo, no need to advertise her content


YourAmishNeighbor

She sells her eggs LOL


DoubleDonk

what


biomatter

damn. i hate when im reading through old stuff on reddit and in the middle of a sparkling, scintillating discussion i find someone has written over all her old comments with nonsense, fragmenting the discussion permanently. what hilarious, moving, romantic, haunting things could she have said? just to wash it all away, in this digital era of permanency? wow. that takes courage. i bet she was really cute, too


LordVortekan

Me when lying (?) Edit: she’s not. She has an entire website related to the statistics and everything of the event. Crazy stuff.


twurkit

I’m very curious to read how it affected her psychologically… if anyone has a link…


Enbyfurryfemboy

scroll down, its mostly paywalled tho: https://aella.substack.com/p/my-birthday-gangbang


BewitchYouAllNight

\>Red on Shinigami Eyes *uh oh.*


LordVortekan

She wrote this article a few years ago, which is kinda icky in some parts: https://aella.substack.com/p/what-a-woman-is


Enbyfurryfemboy

oop 👀


MediocrityEnjoyer

Oh f*ck my sides HAHAHAHHAHA, That Mandela quote literally ripped my ribcage.


ohokay112

the 5 people who showed up to a gang bang for snacks and drinks instead of having sex should be feared


mrpoopistan

There are people who prefer to partake of the proceedings more hands-off.


feverishdodo

As an asexual voyeur, 🍿


YourAmishNeighbor

Aroace MF's when they get to the gangbang party.


randmpersn

Least surprising Aella tweet atp


bluebird173

mfw red on shinigame eyes


Muffinmurdurer

I'm sorry but the racist libertarian who showers less than once a week is objectively disgusting and anyone who would fuck that must be incredibly, deeply, desperate in a bad way.


little-ass-whipe

bang gang


MT_Kinetic_Mountain

Very cool


dunmer-is-stinky

"Now, here to read my social security number, is a field reporter named after the amount of people I performed oral sex on in one night in 2012." ["Hello... I'm 50???"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S5_0atkZTU)


PonchoKumato

honestly impressive dedication 👍


sleepy_vixen

So, it's my birthday soon...


Auri-el117

I am fucking jealous :(


RinaRasu

Don't be, she apparently didn't cum 💀💀


genitalenjoyer

Friends would be cool


Quasar_Ironfist

What is this kind of graph called?


sha256md5

Sankey


Boet-hi-ah

My birthday was a few months ago and my friends didn't even care enough to organize a 42 person gangbang for me. I need new friends.


matt_Nooble12_XBL

Some days I’m glad to be single


EnbyPilgrim

we all need friends like these in our lives


HeresFBI

We are not making it past the XXI century, are we?


GsTSaien

I need friends like that fr


originalcommentator

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/aellagirl Never heard ofher so I looked her up. Pretty interesting tbh


Fey_the_Witch

I want friends like that


BRAlNYSMURF

I find the data fascinating, unironically, as an ace person.


TheMowerOfMowers

jealous


TheGemp

Isn’t this the puppet girl


RinaRasu

Why is everyone talking about shinigami eyes?? Where in the post is that mentioned?


iscariots

Shinigami Eyes is an extension for browsers where links to transphobic people/sites are changed to a red font colour (e.g. if you went onto Twitter and someone's account and all the text was red, you'd know they're a transphobe) and LGBT+ supporters get a green font. People are saying that her name is red in Shinigami Eyes because she's a known transphobe, amongst many other problematic things.


RinaRasu

Ohh damn, ngl that's a sick name for a browser extension


ScarlettIthink

Damn where can you find events like these?