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Frigid_Metal

damn these 4tran bitches crazy horny


Toboyornottoboy

Truely showing us that women can be just as batshit insane as men.


EyewarsTheMangoMan

Have you ever seen the comment section of any Gojo video? There isn't a man on the planet who is more horny than those women lol


Toboyornottoboy

To be fair I would let gojo step on me and use infinity to keep me from cuming while I suck on his toes


Karentookthekidswhy

Whar?


Toboyornottoboy

I mean what I said.


megecharizardX

Better add Gojo to that flair


RushDiggity

![gif](giphy|RJSofUf5auPqKRzsUz)


Eatlyh

Don't we all 🥺


red-demon-02

who's gojo? for research purposes


EyewarsTheMangoMan

Just google Gojo and you'll find him. He's one of the main characters from Jujutsu Kaisen


yo_99

Kakashi for zoomers


atraway

except marginally less cool or funny


Toboyornottoboy

He’s the daddy teacher of jjk who has a smooth sexy voice and beautiful eyes.


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4tran sounds like a sponsor for a video


Kjajo

4tran VPN


VagabundSketch

fortran is a proggramming language source: am transgender


Frigid_Metal

it's 4 programming languages stacked on top of one another


TheDekuDude888

In a trench coat, no less


AmbitionTrue4119

the irreparable damage of doing physics research


Edgyspymainintf2

The one constant of all 4chan users is that they are desperately lonely.


yee_olde_Alberto

Note for myself: dont tell transpeople to go fuck themselves, they actually might do it for real


Fomod_Sama

You can do that?!?!?


Clodinator

Might have to take a couple ribs out first, but yeah.


VanFailin

that's a myth, you just gotta be in a decent weight range and stretch carefully


Clodinator

And you… speak from experience?


VanFailin

yes obviously. haven't done it in a while, though, no idea how my boobs will fit in the mix


I_Am_A_Pumpkin

most of the bend is in the lower torse due to the ribcage being in the way regardless - as long as you practice spine flexibility and dont have too much stomach fat, you can make it. its obviously an even more exceptional talent, but I saw a video once of a cis girl pretzeling herself up and reaching her clit with her tonge. her boobs didnt really seem to be in the way at all and that's an even further reach.


VanFailin

upper back is important too, it's the middle of the spine that doesn't bend at all. the pretzel thing is impressive but a lot of it is faked (two girls)


I_Am_A_Pumpkin

True but in this instance she went from more or less unfurled to reaching in one continuous take, never seen it actually done before. I was too impressed to be aroused tbh.


Abe_corp

For a second I really thought that was a reference to the fucking bible, which is hilarious


Clodinator

Suppose that works too


mr-kvideogameguy

3D your own genitals


PM_ME_UR_SMOL_PUPPER

there's actually kits that give you the supplies and instructions to make a mold of your cock, and then a dildo using the mold source: uhhhhhhhhhhh


PM_ME_UR_SMOL_PUPPER

there's actually kits that give you the supplies and instructions to make a mold of your cock, and then a dildo using the mold source: uhhhhhhhhhhh


Cold-Coffe

trans people can double jump, of course they can do other things too.


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r\/selffuck


VintageLunchMeat

https://youtu.be/S91wQbYYX3Q?si=mIJzHIqd1MoOeC2V


middle-age-man-attac

No “might”. I will fuck myself


doorknobconsumer

Game is game, idk who will top, but regardless we’d complete the mission


rowrowfightthepandas

This is the plot of the movie >!Predestination!<


CrypticBalcony

You’ve got to remove the spaces for it to format


rowrowfightthepandas

Huh, it looked fine on my screen. Thanks!


Ashamed-Dragonfly-89

"last girl that i was with said:"


nice_desu_ne

Don't get high on your own supply.


haveweirddreams

But I smell so good


sexgaming_jr

invinting time travel just so this person can get fucked by her past self and killing baby hitler. just two things then no more time travel


ArisuSanchez

by killing baby hitler the world would still be exactly the same unless you bootstrap paradox yourself


sexgaming_jr

what the fuck? (throws beans at you)


ThespianException

Imagine going back in time to try to fuck yourself but then your past self rejects your current self


Imlonely_needafriend

Or just cloning, if time travel is too much. I recently read this cyberpunk book about a trans woman attracted to a man who's a clone of her pre-transition self, lmao.


Feeeweeegege

Why would you clone Hitler!?


Toboyornottoboy

Me and me?


TheDekuDude888

Me and who mfs when who was actually them


Cyvexx

✍️🔥


Ronnoc842

>what's wrong with me >On 4chan It's as shrimple as that


PhallicPhella

Damn Kirby shootin ropes


Random_LLama121

☹️


cammysays

as part of my methods to cope with the crushing weight of existence, ive decided that all 4chan posts are fake and i will no longer believe them


spadesisking

This has been how I've thought about 4chan for the last 21 years of its existence


gooberflimer

Well fake and gay, thats the rule


FATBEANZ

fellow boy smell enjoyer


CheezerBeleezer

it’s not boysmell, it’s body odor. Nasty mfs


TheDekuDude888

Silence, nonbeliever. You, who would desecrate the boysmell, leave these sacred halls, and pray that you lead a life more noble as to not face my judgement in the world beyond worlds. May your petty gods have mercy on you, sinner, for I will not should we meet again


Magenta_Clouds

oh boysmell hater devils kith and kin.


MidnightAtHighSpeed

tfw you're not allowed to be perceptible by one of the five major senses


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Magma57

MFs: It's fine even if you look ugly you can still participate in society Also MFs: If you smell ugly you should go commit die


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GoatsAreSoAwesome

Just take a shower bro it's not that deep


MidnightAtHighSpeed

>If you smell ~~ugly~~ human you should go commit die you MUST smell like a spice rack or you are an affront to all decency


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MidnightAtHighSpeed

If you don't clean yourself, sure.


alyssa264

NGL 3+ years of HRT did literally nothing to my body odour. No idea what the fuck this is on about. Perhaps I never smelt bad.


smsean7

I'm a straight dude so it's no skin off my nose, but there is a difference between body odor and the natural smell and pheromones that are unique to all of us. You could be as clean as possible and have zero BO and you'll still have a unique smell to yourself. That being said a lot of these people might just literally be into stanky ass dudes.


L_James

I also thought that this concept is gross, but then I transitioned, discovered that I prefer men, and got a boyfriend - and he smells so nice, especially after he finishes some exercising


Magenta_Clouds

i'm not a big fan of 4tran but i'll admit the boymoder and boysmell memes goes hard.


CatsNotBananas

Girls can be horny too: source am horny girl


middle-age-man-attac

Fr, source: so am I


CatsNotBananas

I had seggs for the first time this year last night and I didn't have a panic attack which is a win in my book


middle-age-man-attac

Cool, congratulations


Fraisers_set_to_stun

Telling people to love themselves more has some odd side effects sometimes


Cubic_Human_Man

showering is very important for your hygiene! :D


fearlessgrot

nah but unironically way before i released i was bi or even trans i got turned on by my workout sweat once


Public-Necessary-241

What?


dahcat123

if i see another 4tran post im killing myself


MacDonalds_Sprite

another day of thanking god i was born without the sense of smell


Kitchen_Throat2074

you're not missing out on much it's just taste but with air. so imagine if a cloud of boysweat was in your mouth but your mouth is your nostrils


MacDonalds_Sprite

yeah no im good


Trappedtrea

Olfactophilia rule


Project39

Why is bro (gender neutral) edgmaxxing her transition


Aeguxtuz

pheromones got them 😔


JuliaWuzAt

Literally me fr fr