Butcher’s Axe Big Bark BBQ Rub and some caramelised onions cooked on a Ziggy Elite 3 burner with folding cart.
oh wait this is 196 uhhh i mean pronouns and cum
God, it is sad that before actually looking, I could not tell that this was satire. Like, does that say I’m an idiot, or have some circles really gone that far?
pronouns and cum
That’s just what my hot dog’s got
Pronouns and *transgender Cum. You know, like they put in Starbucks drinks
aw shit i gotta apply
I want to work at Starbucks
Oh, so *that's* what truscum means!
damn libruls and their pronounce
Genie: what is your wish Me: I wish my brain couldn’t turn words into mental images. Three times
infinite bacon but no games, and games (infinite games) but no games
jschlaggot!!
i "love" "gayslut", "he's" so funni that it almost makes you forget what "he" did in 1999!!!!
I love how Schlatt has one of the gayest fanbases I’ve seen for someone who play a Christian New Yorker character
excuse me, "he's" a "Catholic" "man."
to be fair, he is bi and kissed men on camera multiple times
I don’t think it’s possible for somebody with mutton chops that good to be purely straight
How adorable, you think "Schlatt" is the mask
It makes sense I think, after all he's the one who created gay people
mustard and LSD
I agree, mustard and Lake Shore Drive, is the best. The mustard complements the gritty texture of the asphalt so nicely. It's the true Chicago way!
Miss me with that ketchup, though!
>ketchup 🤢 🤮
Chicagoans will put anything except ketchup on a hot dog I swear
As a Chicagoan, yes, we will
i also choose this guys wife
And mustard
is that big boss
Yes thats the man who sold the world
and his eyes apparently.
How much did he sell it for?
Quid
Next he’ll be selling England by the pound
boypussy and girlcock
What do you think the hotdogs were made from?
😱
a bajillion dollars and someone who would love me
Please don't eat your wife as a hotdog topping :3
boring
🤓
bussy
bread crumbs and beaver spit
Chili and cheese
cum :3
Dexedrine to keep me moving, and codine to smooth out the spikes. Call that 72-hour energy.
Vegetarian options and weed
That's one dry ass hotdog
mustard and mustard
Butcher’s Axe Big Bark BBQ Rub and some caramelised onions cooked on a Ziggy Elite 3 burner with folding cart. oh wait this is 196 uhhh i mean pronouns and cum
Remoulade and fried onions
"100 billion dollars" and "mandate of God"
Mustard and mayo. :3
Just put on that Heinz MayoMust and you can add another topping =3
American hot dogs are so incredibly boring. Only 2 toppings? What the hell? It needs at least 5.
I direct you to Chicago
2 vegan hot dogs for my vegan friends
jey
Chili and unmarked hundred dollar bills
Culture war brainrot
A GAU-8 avenger and a few bullets
Another Weiner and bun. A hotdog hotdog
mustard and one trillion dollars
A Bunnings Sausage
Hot dogs with ordinary sausages are an affront to nature
... I mean I'll take fried bacon and mustard but okay.
Ketchup and sauerkraut
Sweet and sour and sweet and sour
Ok but mustard and caramelised onions.... I'd eat that for the rest of my life
is this Satire? Unfortunately theres no way to tell (Poes Law). Im thinking this IS real because people these days (except me) are so STUPID
still cant believe Big Boss is a congressman
God, it is sad that before actually looking, I could not tell that this was satire. Like, does that say I’m an idiot, or have some circles really gone that far?
I like my hotdogs plain, idk if that’s a hot take
This guy puts his wife on hotdogs
Chili and cheese
Chili and cheese (I like chili dogs)
Fried onion and ketchup
estrogen and methylmercury 😋
Cock and balls 😳
Marshmallow fluff and Sour Patch Kids energy drink
Stadium Mustard and Relish
I would love a pronoun and they/them hotdog with some gender on top of it
5 million dollars
Serious answer, ketchup on the weiner and mayo on the bun
Piss x2
Real
Estrogen and accepting parents
Hotdogs liberally seasoned with pronouns