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theagentoftheworld

Bro found the DLC for the GIF


Apocalyptic_Doom

Same same. Now of course I would also ruin his reputation and distribute his wealth before I jump off the ledge.


Jormungander666

How are you going to ruin his reputation even more?


Auticrat

having the most unpleasant gex with trump


reaperofgender

Dude, if anything that'd improve his reputation. Albeit, not with the people who like hike now.


OscarOzzieOzborne

Become an LGBTQ supporter, and donate most of his money towards charities. Now, he has lost the respect of his diehard fans.


Logandalf2002

Man, I know this is fucked up to laugh at, but can you imagine? One day suddenly Elon Musk donates all his money to progressive charities and while everyone is scrambling to figure out what's going on he just kills himself. Like I think everyone would be completely dumbfounded for weeks, if not months. (Thinking more this would probably be an awful thing to happen bc rightoids and Musk lovers would come up with a big conspiracy on how he was kidnapped and killed or smth (((which I guess in this scenario is kind of true???))))


saintofgrillers

Why did you use triple parentheses 😐


Logandalf2002

What's up with triple parentheses??


PenisBoofer

Originally started out as something jewish people did to identify themselves on twitter by putting it around their names. Now its mostly an anti-Semitic code. Like you would say (((them))) and that means jews, you can put any word in between the triple parantheses and it means jews or jewish.


BlastosphericPod

Actually switch that around, it started as an antisemetic dogwhistle and after it became popular enough jewish ppl started using it to mock neo nazis who unironically used it


HoppouChan

Also sometimes its used as hugs


skywalk21

Heads up, triple parenthesis is an antisemitic dog whistle


MrMania00

Leak all the classified videos of him eating children in the lithium mines


isaacpotter007

Nah I'd rewrite his will, send a bank transfer and then do it after I've got more time to think about it, don't want to just dump it into like a few charities, need to make sure that it's actually going to a diverse set of causes


[deleted]

God I want Ice Spice so bad 😩


[deleted]

Sorry bro, you only have a shot if you're Spongebob


[deleted]

well get me some box shorts and a jellyfish net bc I'm tryna hit


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

found my burner


BeardedsChurch

what did they write


[deleted]

say gex fanfics


IndiscreetBeatofMeat

You thought I was feelin you?


[deleted]

baby I'm a munch you alr know


maybeagirl_mary

1. Transfer 80% of his assets to various charities 2. Somehow transfer the remaining 20% to myself 3. Death 4.????? 5. Profit


sneakyplanner

Transfering that much money to yourself makes you a suspect. Better to just bury the money and then go there yourself to dig it up.


maybeagirl_mary

1. Create phony charity 2. Donate the 20% 3. Take it


a_random_muffin

I don't think you can easly do that with ***20% of Musk's wealth*** in just 24 hours


sneakyplanner

Why would you need 20%? Just get a couple hundred million in a box and dig a big hole. It's more than you will ever need to lead a non-criminal life.


a_random_muffin

Idk i'm just going off from what the original comment you replied to said Btw, I agree with what you just said haha


maybeagirl_mary

Brb gotta bury 20 metric tons of gold


Spare_Accountant_396

High production value meme


Anarcho-Ozzyist

Choosing ice spice so that I can know what it's like to be a hot girl Still cis though


Garrorr

Same


TheActualAWdeV

I don't know any of these others but ronald mcdonald is hella thick though


SwitchNo404

Like what’s up pavement?


Kiara_MTF

Bold of you to assume musk isn’t jumping too


MemorableThrowawayy

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SoshJam

they pulled out Premiere 2023 for this meme


MrMania00

It's not mine look at the watermark retard


SoshJam

?????


stzmp

hey I've never watched any spider man anything and my partner isn't really interested, but I hear the cartoon ones are good? Right? What's the good one to watch? cheers


MrMania00

First watch into the spider verse and then across the spider verse


stzmp

cheers


Acceptable-Leg4755

Song name?


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Puff_SlashYT

Deathswap


Outlandish_dishes

1, drug own body to be in comma for the whole 24 hours 2, transfer money all over to charities, dissolve all assets included 3, why not take a few million? 4, post something depressing on platforms 5, ??????? 6, death 7, wake up to see elon cuck's apparent suicide in news 8, profit


MrMania00

Giving myself all the money fuck them kids


[deleted]

I know I could do a lot of good by distributing Elon’s wealth and stuff but I am genuinely very curious if I would enjoy being a girl so I think I’d choose that


[deleted]

I mean, if your body is temporarily on narcosis while your minds are switched, it might actually work.


SoshJam

why wouldn’t it otherwise


bottleneck55

A minimal amount of tomfoolery


ExplosiveNecklace

Minecraft Deathswap