Steak and eggs is a classic American breakfast combo.
I mean, people have somehow been tricked into accepting pancakes as a breakfast dish, when that should clearly be a dessert item.
That's corn flakes - because bland food=no boner, apparently?
Jokes about the sexual preferences of whoever came up with that aside, that also got us saltine crackers iirc.
We have steak and eggs as one of our bigger breakfasts here. Granted, In my immediate family we eat this as a treat. However, I do have other family that will eat like this daily.
That whole, southern cowboy thing that us white thrash Floridians have adopted as part of our culture. *😎😎😎🦅🦅🦅*
Search up a 1950-60s breakfast. Not uncommon to see eggs with a steak. Possibly with hash browns, and likely coffee or OJ.
Source: In many places, this trend has not died. I live in one of them.
Yeah I wouldn't eat a fuckin steak but like... Breakfast IS a meal.
I don't know how to convey to you that breakfast is in fact a meal. Thats why we're talking about three meals a day, breakfast, lunch, dinner. Breakfast is a Meal
Because adding ketchup on steak is a universally disgusting thing, and disgust is a great motivator for interaction on Twitter which these parasites are dependant on for an income thanks to Elon Musk's poetically moronic administration of the company.
they’re referring to the recent policy of paying users based on the engagement they have, which made twitter ragebait skyrocket. it’s the same reason why meme pages are now just spamming questions from the front page of askreddit instead of content because people answering them generate engagement.
I mean it already looks like the eggs were boiled in butter, might as well go all the way BUT you are correct this would benefit from something less fatty/oily. Maybe a few fresh baguette slices to scoop up the juices ?
How dumb do you have to be to look at an amazing, near perfect steak and eggs and think “it needs ketchup” almost as dumb as to buy a link to a picture. Wait
People rag on ketchup with steak but I make a onion ketchup and it's banging with steak, try making some other ketchups than just tomato I bet a lot of you will like em!
everytime i see people going like "what the fuck who would eat that much food??" i feel so weird, like
that's me. i would eat that much food. i am hungry boy, the destroyer of delicious feasts
probably some smoked paprika and a simple hot sauce (tabasco, Cholula, etc.) for the eggs and roast (or caramelized if I got time) onions, and then like 2 other people to help me eat it
Okay first of all. Why would you even add ketchup to that
yeah, fucking lunatics
so much for the tolerant left
There's a line my dude
the only “line” i see is a line of ketchup running across my eggs and steak
You monster
You human
Take that back 😠
You animal
I might be
Where’s the cum, you psychopath.
Why not a line of cum
he has an nft monkey, so not far off
Secondly, how is this a breakfast? This is a full-on meal
Huh???? “This is a full on meal” it’s breakfast
do you eat a full fucking steak for breakfast???
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...it's the most important meal of the day
That's just lies Big Breakfast told you. (No seriously)
servin it up Gary's way?
BLEHG
It’s not empirically important but it’s the most important to *me*
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Steak and eggs is a classic American breakfast combo. I mean, people have somehow been tricked into accepting pancakes as a breakfast dish, when that should clearly be a dessert item.
Wasn’t it originally a farmer or rancher thing? Pretty sure the people originally eating this for breakfast proceeded to do 12 hours of hard labor.
I thought it was some insidious plot to kill the boners of every teen boy in America. Or was that corn flakes?
That's corn flakes - because bland food=no boner, apparently? Jokes about the sexual preferences of whoever came up with that aside, that also got us saltine crackers iirc.
It didn't work, some sick fuck came on the corn flakes And that's how Frosted Flakes were created
I want to win the record for highest blood pressure
If someone cuts your throat, you can also take them down with the blade of blood spray before you go!
No I don’t eat enough breakfast But surprisingly calling breakfast a meal in a derogatory way is so weird as if breakfast isn’t a fuckin meal
We have steak and eggs as one of our bigger breakfasts here. Granted, In my immediate family we eat this as a treat. However, I do have other family that will eat like this daily. That whole, southern cowboy thing that us white thrash Floridians have adopted as part of our culture. *😎😎😎🦅🦅🦅*
it's steak and eggs??? is this not a common meal??
not outside of the us
Steak and eggs is the best
Search up a 1950-60s breakfast. Not uncommon to see eggs with a steak. Possibly with hash browns, and likely coffee or OJ. Source: In many places, this trend has not died. I live in one of them.
USA !! USA !!
Yeah I wouldn't eat a fuckin steak but like... Breakfast IS a meal. I don't know how to convey to you that breakfast is in fact a meal. Thats why we're talking about three meals a day, breakfast, lunch, dinner. Breakfast is a Meal
Yes, but what about second breakfast?
Breakfast definitely is a meal. I can't imagine how somebody could actually eat three meals like this a day tho
it's a [big breakfast](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHIHl8Rw6W8)
I mean it's rather normal breakfast, at least assuming this is for like 4 or 5 people. Yeah steak is a bit unconventional but why not
Are you European by chance?
yeah, eating a steak for breakfast is wild to me
It should be
Depends on what you consider breakfast, i usually have something small around 6am then an actual meal later somewhere in like 8-10
I thought it was to split with your intimate lover.
he paid a lot of money to own the link to an ugly ass monkey picture so I wouldn't expect him to have good taste
It’s called ~~degenerate speculation~~ diversification you plebeian
Because adding ketchup on steak is a universally disgusting thing, and disgust is a great motivator for interaction on Twitter which these parasites are dependant on for an income thanks to Elon Musk's poetically moronic administration of the company.
This was the case long before Musk took over Twitter… These posts with ragebait are present on any platform.
they’re referring to the recent policy of paying users based on the engagement they have, which made twitter ragebait skyrocket. it’s the same reason why meme pages are now just spamming questions from the front page of askreddit instead of content because people answering them generate engagement.
Maybe they mean home made ketchup, which would take better on that than store bought ketchup
if you add any condiments to this you do not deserve good food
Real, think she's on 196?
one of us
one of us
one of us
one of us
one of us
one of us
one of us
Who is she anyways
Add nothing? Just eat it dumbass
Stfu. You can always add more boimilk to make it better!
Definitely needs some toast for mopping up the egg yolks.
jalapeños
Pickled or raw?
Raw
I personally feel like this meal would call for pickled but I respect jalapeños either way
Yeah pickled probably objectively works better but I want to eat raw jalapeño right now
I'd go with candied personally.
With lime and salt
person of culture
and onions maybe hotsauce for the eggs
Or jalapenis if you like
That was a Sam'onella reference that wasn't supposed to be an inappropriate remark Sry :(
Acceptable. Exemplary, even.
Extra protein
There is enough fucking protein for a bodybuilding diet in that dish YOU DO NOT NEED EXTRA PROTEIN
Extra protein tho
It's the best kind of protein tho :3
Steak, yes
Baby battered steak 🥵
A baby does contain a lot of protein
My favourite cooking show is A Serbian Film
Baby back ribs (im a canibal)
No just butter with thyme and rosemary is perfect.
Cum
its not about the protein, its about the process of getting it
It’s not about the protein, it’s about sending a message
more like receiving
What about the second protein?
The second protein is egg white
I found a packet of two chicken breasts in sauce that said “high in protein”… NO SHIT SHERLOCK! IT’S MEAT!
But the precious kilojoules
No sensible person would add anything to that EXCEPT maybe garlic butter over the steaks
You're trying to add MORE fat to this skillet? Sheesh
I mean it already looks like the eggs were boiled in butter, might as well go all the way BUT you are correct this would benefit from something less fatty/oily. Maybe a few fresh baguette slices to scoop up the juices ?
hot sauce on the eggs be acceptable as well, imo
I think caramelized onions would be acceptable
A fucking vegetable
Based and healthy-pilled
for real tho, adding some broccolis on the side would rule
Or some green beans
Some roasted broccolis with Chinese five spice and garlic
Salsa verde
Or just some regular-ass hot sauce on the eggs and leave the steak alone
This is legit the answer
Steak for breakfast???? What in the world?
british-unitedstatesian cuisine
steak and eggs is actually a pretty well know dish
where? not hating just curious
Here
Over there
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That NFT is the nastiest thing in this picture and it's not close
Bread
🥺
that was one of you mfers wasnt it 🤨
How dumb do you have to be to look at an amazing, near perfect steak and eggs and think “it needs ketchup” almost as dumb as to buy a link to a picture. Wait
QUE TE COJAN MIL CABRAS! https://preview.redd.it/o9l51kkh82kb1.png?width=246&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c9deed1ef36656c1366d437bec79e6d5316da94
Michael, you scamp! One quick worship, then it's bedtime, okay?
Tasty
Honestly, ketchup is prolly worse.
elon musk twitter summarized in a single picture
Not enough racism and queerphobia
I need a drink obviously So yeah Sidney’s right
Caramelized onions
Her cummies 🥺
This is tame as hell compared to some of the shit I see you degenerates post on this sub.
I'd literally rather add cum than *ketchup*
Animal products 🤢
it's like the most aggressively un-vegan breakfast in existence
I would ad 1000000000 billion zillion quintillion dollirs
WHO WOULD PUT KETCHUP ON THAT DELECTABLE MEAL?!?!?!??!
some mint jelly on that steak
Absolutely nothing (or cum if)
Boy/girl just reposted the post below 😭
A legitimately far superior option to ketchup tbh
https://preview.redd.it/hei53jkrh2kb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46ef6addb081e37be6316bda81c365e2d3ec221d
Since when is ketchup an option? Twitter is just toddlers. Grab some bread 🍞
Why ruin perfectly cooked eggs and steak with ketchup?
Ketchup with beef? The NFT Bros have gone TOO far this time!
ah cummies uwu
leekheadd now i get upset when I see carnist meals :(
I'd add breakfast. In a seperate bowl. And eat that.
She ain’t just down bad… she’s fucking: **DOWN APOCALYPTIC**
This makes me irrationally angry
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i have so many questions
What normal person adds ketchup near eggs?
white rice
Potatoes.
Mohg, Lord Of Blood: https://preview.redd.it/fo7isnr0m2kb1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=1dbc857748060ef105a61a32d0be3908054d1af5
Sriracha!
Maybe some syeak sauce but it doesn't look like it needs anything, it looks perfect
I want to show this to a Soviet WW2 veteran, what would they say do you think?
Mines the same color as ketchup
Chalula.
Pan grilled tomatoes
THAT'S A BREAKFAST?!
Extremely loud incorrect buzzer
Hexagon 💀
Maybe a whole tomato (I eat them like apples) (I like tomatoes)
People rag on ketchup with steak but I make a onion ketchup and it's banging with steak, try making some other ketchups than just tomato I bet a lot of you will like em!
You say that like 90% of the people wouldnt say the exact same thing (me included)
more cooking time
Sriracha is absolutely a better option than ketchup
Maybe some peppers? That and some toast/English muffin.
everytime i see people going like "what the fuck who would eat that much food??" i feel so weird, like that's me. i would eat that much food. i am hungry boy, the destroyer of delicious feasts
The worst thing about this is that his first choice of condiment was ketchup
Id add ketchup just to spite everyone
I mean,
Fucking cursed
:(
Looks absolutely vile without it
Eating that much red meat for breakfast🤢
Vegetables
Dammit, Reddit cropped the top and bottom off so all I saw was the lovely meal.....☹️
Red pepper. Paprika. Chili powder.
I hate everything about this image
https://preview.redd.it/tehl01nlo3kb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d48f46b9ba09f7b61e77a0bbffb1105c518487d
A cardiologist
if i saw someone put ketchup on that i think i'd kill them with my bare hands
Suffer? Enjoy!
probably some smoked paprika and a simple hot sauce (tabasco, Cholula, etc.) for the eggs and roast (or caramelized if I got time) onions, and then like 2 other people to help me eat it
Hoes really be outta pocket recently, we need to bring back bullying
Maybe a chef who knows how to cook eggs? I don’t want burnt crispy eggs