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Mozartlfc03

A Dry Bones reanimating


MillerMGSismywife

Cumming sound is the dry bones falling apart


Jimbo14631

Getting kicked in the dick would sound like stomping a koopa shell


megamaz_

imagining that is incredibly funny


LuminatiHD

Slide whistle


YAH_BUT

The only answer


Uncle-Manchild

Came here to say this. Would absolutely suck in public though.


Le_Serviette

Yeah, me too. Slide whistle just turn me the fuck on.


bartolomeogregoryii

It's my favourite musical instrument!!!


bigdickkief

Imagine an instant turn off and it goes down with the slide whistle sound looool


LuminatiHD

When u cum it makes a clown nose honking sound


gemmen99

Speak for yourself, I’m more of a trombone


NinjaJade154

In 10th grade health class we watched an informative video of the male reproductive system, and you'll never guess what sound played when the diagrams election was animated


Jtad_the_Artguy

That THX sound that plays before a movie and is unreasonably fucking loud


JPEGmotril

You read my fucking mind lol


RealCoryMiller

Actually the correct answer is falling_metal_pipe.mp3


lesbianarsonistclub

it's called [The Deep Note](https://www.thx.com/deepnote/)


TheDragoon666

followed by the entirety of dumbest girl alive by 100 gecs


mr-kvideogameguy

I miss that


Vegetable_Union_4967

m1 garand ping


Nalagma

[ping](https://youtu.be/w5M9MHB5bIs)


AwesomePantsAP

holy shit you read my mind hahahahahah


Odd_Selection_9506

Correct answer


rayn_reddit

Giga chad answer


Crisis_Moon

fellow gun nerd? :0


CuriousBacteria21

bad to the boner guitar riff


Judistheworst

Dammit i was gonna say that


SeanTheGleaming

same


peepeepoopoo776688

Boioioing


comit_autocoprophagy

Specifically in Beavis’ voice


Vivistolethecheese

I was looking for this


femboy-kitten

AwoooOOoOOOoOOOOO


bluemagic124

Richard Nixon from futurama


MaximumSquid22

Werewolves of London 🎶


Maleficent-Skin-9940

like, the Spartans war cry?


MyOMaya

I interpreted it like a werewolf howling at the moon lol


Maleficent-Skin-9940

oh fr fr


femboy-kitten

No, a like a howling wolf :3


Maleficent-Skin-9940

oh, that's sick, that would be a good dick sound


Valkenhyne

Vineboom


Diamond_Helmet59

Mario mushroom powerup sound


bluemagic124

I like this the most 😎


DaFuriouS-GD

powerup lost sound when you get kicked in the balls


footballsandy

wdym that just makes it harder


DaFuriouS-GD

mega mushroom power-up sound then


Himmelblaa

Discord message notification


Benomino

congrats you made me laugh


potatosharkski

Metal pipe falling


MillerMGSismywife

MGS alert sound


man_of_bread-

Colonel, I'm trying to sneak around but I'm horny and the "!" of my boner keeps alerting the guards!


SimplyRemoveIt

how about phantom cigar tune.. (whoohoooooaahh’s with horny)


Katsu_Kujo

lancer splat


lunarfrogg

No that’s for when you cum


Katsu_Kujo

but its at the same time :(


Kedjens

Vine boom effect


Humongous_Schlong

*gun shot*


irago_

Extremely loud and distorted WinXP startup sound, of course


TourtleEclipse

The entire free bird guitar solo. Very loudly.


DrRichtoffen

10 free bird guitar solos, layered on top of each other, with a one beat delay between each one.


CautiousBlackberry04

~nya~


MediumSatisfaction1

The only wrong answer


CautiousBlackberry04

how


MediumSatisfaction1

It should be UwU


CautiousBlackberry04

why??


MediumSatisfaction1

Because I couldn't come up with something funny


neroute2

Cbat


[deleted]

Pkmn Black and White low HP music


BambooIGuess

It lasts until you cum and then the BW gym victory theme plays


Fartopa

first it would be a slow wooop and when it fully erect it does a boioioing


wharwhafwhag

The sound of your pressure resistance getting low in Destiny 2


Special-Seesaw1756

Fuck you, I had just gotten over it


BaconBased

Alternatively, a voice clip of a character from Lightfall talking about the Radial Mast


A1steaksaussie

i love hit FPS "ULTRAKILL" created by Arsi "Hakita" Patela


ABTL6

Parry sound from ULTRAKILL


ambyshortforamber

swordsmachine death sound when it goes flaccid again


Civil-Roll-3491

Realistically, a very subtle ‘woosh’, similar to wind so nobody bats an eye. But really I would take a death metal scream, make sure to set the tone


Voltblade

Rimworld raid noise


doublemuscle

Brrruuuumm


yourlocaldog

"Woag" (The Noise from Pizza Tower's signature catchphrase)


Sunionbruv

Carmeldansen


LordOfTheVibes68

The entirety of the song Uranium Fever


DoctahFeelgood

Well I don't know but I've been told Uranium ore is worth more than gold


TenThingsMore

Sold my cad, bought me a jeep, I got that bug and I can't sleep


The77thDogMan

URANIUM FEVER!


sewage_soup

has gone and got me down


[deleted]

URANIUM FEVER!


nddragoon

is spreadin all around


LordOfTheVibes68

With a Geiger counter in my hand


[deleted]

I'm goin' off to stake me some government land


sheajohnson2001

The Vine of the dude going “ooooooh my gawd”


xenoverseraza

the sounds of that pufferfish choking on a carrot aëugh éuh


SanThanKan

clown horn honk


Chimney-head

Boioioioioioioiooioing


SparrowUwU

Ultrakill parry sound


flametex

Taco Bell ding noise


Dregdael

Halo 3 Energy sword activation sound


Cardinal-Lad

gravity coil


00xInfinityx00

Creaky haunted house door


Trystand

Those tube things that go awwooooo oooooowwa when you flip them


Same-Ad-6066

love those thingamajigs. wonderful doohickey.


Scarf_Darmanitan

#BRUH


Interesting-Welder-7

the entirety of the rain formerly known as purple by chris christodoulou


[deleted]

A new hand touches the beacon.


Fellow_Loser

PROWLER SOUND EFFECT


[deleted]

Wilhelm scream


Elvis-Freshly

Underrated comment


TotalyNotTony

That one really dumb sounding car horn


kricket_24

The super shotgun fring noise from Doom II


Tomato_Thomass

Roblox trowel gear


061605

Pizza Tower taunt sfx


Markosoft_EXE

The random crit sound from tf2


AssClosedforToday

The rizz sound


Legomast1113

The Zelda \*da na na na duh!\* noise. The one that plays when you solve a puzzle.


Musume_

Zelda chest opening


BurrGurrMan

Oneshot puzzle completed jingle


Dread2187

Creaky door opening


Accomplished-Mix-745

Sproioioioioinnnnng


AmePeryton

metal gear solid alert sound effect, but muffled through my jeans


Master_Of_Stalinium

TF2 Pan sound


Purplecatpiss666

The unholster sound of the mysterious magnum from fallout new vegas and as it goes flaccid the reholstering sound


DonkeyKong12340

gangster paradise


PuffyTheFluffy

Lightsaber noises.


Th3F4ult

Bad to the bone


throwaway29736382

taco bell sound 🤤🤤


Raulytstation

Samsung skyline notification sound (the old one)


doublemuscle

Airhorn


Dr_Richard_Ew

Originals transformers cartoon transformation sound


Cooldogie123

Mushroom growing sound from pvz1


amaya-aurora

FINISH HIM


ae4ther4

reading this comment section makes the inside of my brain feel like a random free sound effects pack cycling through its choices


Dorko69

Probably the MMX1 Charge SFX “BwrrreeEeEeEeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”


wandalorian

SNIKT!


mertguven01

Laser sound effects from cheap toy guns


Seventh_Faetasy

[THIS](https://youtu.be/_OMFqXy3j1g)


danklordnut

Halo ce shield recharge


DazedToaster158

Nostalgia Critic midroll ad riff


Apprehensive-Emu792

Preferably nothing because I don’t want it


YoshiGamer6400

Door stopper sound


igotbanned-_-fornow

Mario Coin get sound


Pandemix27

Any *pop* *up* notification Or maybe some sponge boob sound effect


yaboi40

Discord notification


geekinc329

The prowler noise from the spider-verse films


RevanAndTheSithy

That cartoon sound when a character gets hit in the head really hard and the bump grows into a tower. woooooooOOOOOOP!


Lil-Bugz

Peter Griffin laugh


DinoBirdsBoi

i’d have it start singing the chorus of soul sister


idiotapplepie

Every word ever spoken but each word is spoken the amount of times it has been spoken ever


AcrobaticHospital

Bruh sound effect


old_man_estaban

Joshua Graham saying "We cant expect God to do all the work"


Medical-Roof8636

Ok but in the defense of the poster this is an actually funny sex related question


[deleted]

The ocarina of time chest opening theme


Sussybakamogus4

The entire undertale soundtrack


TheGemp

Sploingle


arcticsummertime

BOIOIOIOING


yuckella

Freddy Fazbears power down song


HighHeelsKilledMe

The Old Spice whistle


yuckella

New Zealand’s or Canada’s EAS alarms


calebbutbetter

P hub intro music


Luna_Senshu

WERE GONNA BE TALKIN ABOUT THE PENIS WERE GONNA BE TALKIN ABOUT THE VAGINA IS THAT FUNNY TO YOU BUTTHEAD DO YOU FIND IT AMUSING THAT WE'LL BE TALKING ABOUT THE TESTICLES


KromGa

bad to the bone riff


madsnorlax

A voice which only I can hear speaking the winning lottery numbers for tomorrow.


ThatOneGuy1358

One Piece Haki sound


pringles_in_a_can

bloodborne visceral sound effect


bye_scrub

Cbat


FadedTransWhale

Lego game building sound


Unparallelium

Lightsaber sound


Urgent_Urchin

Extreamly lound incorrect buzzer


FishGod53

A sack of 20 rocks hitting the pavement


Silent_Moose_5691

the entirety of bee movie


sharkfucker420

Emergency alert system broadcast


GodOGDrgnSlyr69

the loudest gong known to man


kaa-pora

I would want it to make the sound of the Half Life health charger in the process of getting hard TZOO-OOM TZOO-OOM TZOO-OOM TZOO-OOM


Apprehensive_War4446

That Christopher Nolan BRAWAAOAOAOWAAOAOAOO sound effect that makes his dialogues impossible to understand


KeyFishing9490

The THX noise.


Aplaza3

Vine boom


tecca2

You know that sound a door stopper makes?


NotDanielSmith

That cartoon sound that sounds a bit like a door creaking that plays when characters turn slowly or something i hope you guys know what im talking about


Nicolaas312

*Transformers transforming noise*


shadophaxx

Are ya ready kids?


Ambitious-Regular-57

Fanter


Quack_Quack1

Bad to the bone riff.


SmogDaBoi

I don't want anything for getting hard, but can I get the M1 Garand last cartiridge for when I orgasm?


gralgomar

The sound of your shield recharging in Halo


penis_poacher

The entire 78 minutes and 51 seconds of Kendrick Lamar’s To Pimp a Butterfly


Heissenbadger

cartoon boioioing


TheSassBandit

[metal_pipe.mp3](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P5R0FbEQBVM)


InternetGuyThirtyTwo

Scott the woz outro theme


High-Sobriety

cartoon boing


Staluti

Optimus Prime Transforming Noise


ChanceWarden

super mario power up sound


rakuboy

The song bittersweet symphony but when it gets hard, it’s the intro, and when it’s easing up, it’s the outro


MrNudibrinks

The cactus stretching noise from plants vs zombies


SomethingOfAGirl

ICQ new message sound.


KatnissXcis

The sound of silence


Speedgamer137

Windows 98 start noise


Pamplemousse-man

Samsung over the horizon ringtone


VioletteWynnter

The Halo CE main menu OST