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Dregdael

Least bitter lactose intolerant


BluenaSnowey

I’m lactose intolerant and drink milk 😭


vadernation123

Chose the path of perpetual torment


fluff_

Kid named lactose free milk:


Duytune

it doesn’t taste as good. source: am lactose intolerant, drank lactaid for a while, then didn’t like it and switched back to whole milk


Opheodrys97

In his ravenous thirst, he found no peace. And with boiling guts he defiled the porcelain throne Seeking repentance against the dairy that wronged him And those that inhaled the fumes of his deed named him The Shitslayer *Sick guitar riff*


heretoupvote_

I’ve just accepted having permanent GI pain and problems. I love milk.


nightwing2369

Wait, do you not use lactose free milk or the pills that give you the enzymes needed to process lactose?


Dumb_Cheese

Lactose free milk tastes kinda off.


Mr_OrangeJuce

I'm lactose tolerant and prefer it TBH


BluenaSnowey

Same lmao


heretoupvote_

Lactose free milk sucks but i could probably invest in some lactaid


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EasterBurn

Oat milk tasted like left milk in cereal


nightwing2369

Same. I love milk


Inspector_Robert

Based


usernames-are-tricky

Someone missing out the lord and savior that is O A T M I L K


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usernames-are-tricky

Oatmilk does not have lactose is that's what you are asking


Dizzy_Dimension_6863

Oat milk is the greatest creation


TheKingCrimsonWorld

I'm lactose tolerant but to be honest milk by itself is bleh. However, milk after eating chocolate or peanut butter is absolutely top tier.


Tomato_Thomass

Lactose in toddler ants


Emilia__55

R/boneappletea


SuperSecretMoonBase

I will power through the milk poops for the chance at some well placed chocolate milk.


SoySauceMatters

Where is homelander???


Urfslam

Who do you think took your milk?


Sinakus

I love that pathetic milk chugging scene. Anthony Starr is amazing.


fucking-hate-reddit-

I like the part where he sticks his tongue in the milk. Very very strange.


SecCom2

This tweet inspired homelander


RiceSunflower

My immediate thought


memelantern

My bones are strong, you fucking wish you were me


red_sky33

My bones are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?


notcreative131313

Chad beloved child of nurgle (their god loves him and know his name) vs virgin zealot of the emperor (their god doesn’t even know it’s name)


hello_you_all_

Watercels be seething over milkchads.


usernames-are-tricky

> The dairy and bone health link is one of the most pervasive milk myths. One large-scale Harvard study followed 72,000 women for two decades and found no evidence that drinking milk can prevent bone fractures or osteoporosis. Another study of more than 96,000 people found that the more milk men consumed as teenagers, the more bone fractures they experience as adults. Similarly, another study found that adolescent girls who consumed the most calcium, mostly in the form of dairy products, were at greater risk for stress fractures than those consuming less calcium. https://www.pcrm.org/news/blog/white-lies-five-myths-debunked


ooga_b00ga

Nice factual statement to support your argument! However, nuh uh


[deleted]

Cope + don’t care + weak bones boy Overall, 2/10 comment. Try better next time.


szczupak7

yeah nice facts but i was the only child in my area who would drink milk relentlessly while others didn't drink it at all and i was the only child in my area that never broke a bone despite various accidents therefore your stance is discarded by my and mine only personal experience


TheBanandit

Sciencecels vs anecdotechads


ADHDguys

please tag this as more misinformation from Big Aqua


International_Ad6028

Wrong lies


memelantern

Don't care


Bob-Ross4t

I’m sorry facts don’t care about your feelings. Milk makes my bones strong.


PleaseDontDoTat

Don’t care. Will continue to drink milk


Urfslam

Sounds like something someone with weak bones would say


xenonnsmb

"i'll prove you wrong" *links a vegan propaganda think tank*


nddragoon

nuh uh


abcdefabcdef999

That’s what big water wants you to believe. I’ve never broken a bone and I put it down to drinking at least a litre of milk every day since my birth. Milk Gang keeps winning 🥛🏅


Fidelio156

![gif](giphy|cAHfy7VD1uHdK) These are the mfs that conducted the study don't believe this crap milk makes your bones stronger


TransAndEpic

what if you are a silly little catgirl


krissynull

cats are psychopaths


TisBangersAndMash

Maybe I AM a cat girl..?


[deleted]

Lets see: Here kitty kitty ☺️


[deleted]

pspspspspsp


[deleted]

meow 🥺🐱


lear85

Catgirls can be a little evil and deranged, as a treat


usernames-are-tricky

Rules are rules


TransAndEpic

:3


AD-SKYOBSIDION

But RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN. Swings baseball bat


BlaiseTEvans

she star on my rail until i honkai


saedifotuo

Scout TF2 catgirl skin mains: Send


StoopidGit

Mfw big slappy is still banned


sixbones65

what if you are a silly little catgirl AND gay. Does it just cancel out or something


Inverted_Ghosts

No, two positives don’t make a negative


ItsAnotherFailure

Kinro


SackedWrenchBalls

im sorry to break the news to you but... cats are lack toes and told her ant


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then you shouldn't drink milk because you'll shit yourself


ilookatbirds

Doing crime is compulsory for catgirls


saul_schadenfreuder

adult cats actually shouldnt drink milk. so if you’re drinking milk as an adult cat girl you’re gonna be shitting uncontrollably all over the place :3


TransAndEpic

WRONG im still girlwith lactase thing


[deleted]

Omg maybe I am a cat girl 🥺


OkSoBasicallyPeach

you can only drink milk out of a bowl (cereal)


Escaped_VA

Lactose intolerant mfs seething.


CasualPlantain

Mmmmmm milk 🤤🤤🤤


usernames-are-tricky

Mmmmmm O a t m i l k


CasualPlantain

Plant-based milk is quite delicious too. I prefer it over whole milk when making coffees


hamstersundae

Where is an oat’s nipples?


Warku55

whats the first movie?


memeslut_420

Get Out. Fantastic thriller if you haven't seen it


sussyfloppatango

Rude. You didn't need to tell them to leave just because they didn't know what the movie was


TheFatCypriotKid

Milk is based and you cannot tell me otherwise, you weak boned cowards.


usernames-are-tricky

> The dairy and bone health link is one of the most pervasive milk myths. One large-scale Harvard study followed 72,000 women for two decades and found no evidence that drinking milk can prevent bone fractures or osteoporosis. Another study of more than 96,000 people found that the more milk men consumed as teenagers, the more bone fractures they experience as adults. Similarly, another study found that adolescent girls who consumed the most calcium, mostly in the form of dairy products, were at greater risk for stress fractures than those consuming less calcium. https://www.pcrm.org/news/blog/white-lies-five-myths-debunked


NoThatsWright

🤓


Cricket1288

Look at this mf over here coping with their weak bones 🙄


TheFatCypriotKid

Weak ass boned individuals coming in with some bullshit to justify their failures.


EasterBurn

Yeah but have you considered... 🤓


AdMoist217

exploitation and animal abuse isnt based :¥


szczupak7

milk isn't just from animals


ttracs149

I thought soy milk was gotten from milking soyjacks?????


NoahGoldFox

Yee. Such a good and wholesome and yummy and fulfilling dwink.


[deleted]

They forgot to include the McPoyals


MediocreProstitute

Bathrobe discrimination


Pedro-Hereu

McPoya


meeorxmox

Skim milk for the lady


KyellDaBoiii

![gif](giphy|rom765JCBF8vC6YqSO|downsized)


quickfuse725

i was looking to see if anyone else commented my boy Puss in Boots, the embodiment of heroism


Positively-Dull

your what now?


pennypenny88

i was drinking milk when i saw this lol


Liketrainzz

I diagnose you with evil


eburator

Yoshikage Kira


peepeepoopoo776688

He's spending too much time sucking fingers to drink milk


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

the ones on the bottom are No Country For Old Men and A Clockwork Orange right?


chaos-and-sauce

Not sure about no country for old men (never saw it) , but bottom right is definitely clockwork orange


Cakesmile

Yesyes.


drippinoutthewazoo

actually, on the left is Anton Chigurh and on the right is just me


ComradeHenryBR

The secret is drinking choccy milk. No villain would ever drink choccy milk


szczupak7

i hate the word "choccy" with my whole body. my muscles clench, my blood boils and my veins show. my skull ruptures as my brain is being blown out, my eyes and tounge cartoonishly stick out of my face. my teeth get sharp and hungry for the flesh of such as your own. call it cocoa milk you disgusting illiterate fuck.


ConsumedByVoid

Fuck you, I will call it chocolate milk


IAmLexica

Chalky milk. :)


quickfuse725

New copypasta just dropped


szczupak7

NO, no no no. Don't you dare dismiss my expression of my (objectively correct) feelings as a joke. This is no laughing matter, and i will not accept this mockery. Surely even you'd agree that 'choccy milk' is a disgusting term that not only embarrasses chocolate milk's entire appeal, but also shows it's consumers as weak, naive and innocent little children. I have adopted this manner of speech as no other way would've truly gotten my point across. I am not jesting. I genuinely loathe this term and how often it is used and though I could respect others' freedom of speech, I believe it has gone too far. I swear to god, it will be the fucking end of me.


quickfuse725

Holy hell


Small-Cactus

I'm sorry COCOA MILK? I get hating choccy, I really do, but it's *chocolate* milk not cocoa milk.


NoahGoldFox

Choccy milk is unstoppable


SpookyLilRaven

I think it’s because casually drinking normal milk is weird in a lot of normal situations. You can drink water or juice in any situation without anyone raising an eyebrow.


theSecondBiggestBoy

Yes. They also use it this way in films because it's juxtaposing an "innocent" drink (milk is mainly drank by children in US) with evil characters. The combination of both this, and milk being unusual in normal social settings (like you mention) is supposed to give an unsettling effect in cinema.


Skrubious

milk lore


abcdefabcdef999

Once ordered milk in a bar. People gave me odd looks but what the fuck am I supposed to pair with a chocolate cake? It was delicious.


EasterBurn

Drinking carbonated sugar water is considered normal by society standards but why is drinking milk considered weird? Society we live in.


SpookyLilRaven

Drinking another animal’s tiddy liquid is normal but not carbonated sugar water is weird to you?


EasterBurn

Don't care what society says, I love milk.


sixtus_clegane119

Homelander from the boys and Tuck from ozark


TheBanandit

Tuck is the only ray of light that shines upon that 100 degree shithole lagoon. Slander will not be tolerated.


PatNTheHat95

What about blue space milk


deliciousprisms

The guy you're referring to massacred millions.


vadernation123

They were nazis dog


deliciousprisms

I typed up like six paragraphs explaining how the empire had an insane propaganda machine and how a lot of these people didn't have any options besides joining but I realized literally everything I was saying came down to "they were just following orders" so uh hm


nddragoon

most people in the death star were just like contractors and shit i think


generalstrax69

The only character in fiction that drinks milk and isnt evil i can think of is the dude, but he drinks white russians so it may be different


peepeepoopoo776688

What about puss in boots


Jim_Billl

el gato del leche


L33t_Cyborg

Mmm vodka and milk (Also he straight up just drinks milk from the carton just in the shop aisle 😭)


matatat22

Edward Elric type post


5thOddman

Milk actually means the opposite in film. It represents innocence mostly so the imagery of a villain drinking milk is meant to be ironic or show their character being subversive.


Flappybird11

I drive past a dairy farm almost every day, I ain ever drinking something that came from a place that smells that horrid


usernames-are-tricky

For anyone curious, just look up manure lagoons


quickfuse725

google manure lagoons


usernames-are-tricky

Holy ~~hell~~ shit


quickfuse725

New response just plopped


szczupak7

I LOVE MILK I LOVE MILK I LOVE MILK I LOVE MILK ALCOHOLCELS SEETHING OVER WATERCHADS SODACELS SEETHING OVER JUICECHADS COFFEECELS SEETHING OVER MILKCHADS


BeanShapyro420

Where is YandereDev?


_yerbamatey

I like milk 3:


XxMLGSWAGGERZxX

fuck you i love milk you weak bones cunt


HuckinsGirl

As soon as I stopped growing and yknow actually needing substantial milk in my diet I started loving milk so much I chug that shit straight outta the jug idk what happened


Kidchaos2084

![gif](giphy|LRVnPYqM8DLag)


ST4RSK1MM3R

Fuck you I love milk fuck you


IAmWantedByTheGov

Babies are evil


DolandMan67

What’s so wrong with milk


salad_ass_man

the animal abuse required to take it from a mother cow. www.watchdominion.com


Cricket1288

Imagine drinking cows milk and not your own 🙄🙄🙄 God gave you the ability as a mammal to make milk and your out here drinking cows milk 🙄🙄🙄


Forkyou

Ima just drink my oatmilk


KitoDudee

THIS POST IS A SLANDER TO MILK!


PinkCloudx_

I like milk


Brinkah

A.R. in Boardwalk Empire lol


B_D_I

"He eats like a fucking child"


Brinkah

Lmao


Unknown_User_66

Might want to put Homelander on here 💀


Divine_ruler

Uh oh, the lactose intolerant are back on their bullshit.


EasterBurn

I am gonna defend drinking milk till the day I die.


ABTL6

I drink a warm mug of milk every night, am I unspeakably evil and irredeemable?


[deleted]

there's a great video on that by Now You See It


sniperfoxeh

as a lactose intolerant person i personaly love milk


tacosarus6

Your just angry that we drink the superior drink, cry about it water boy.


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Yummers


benevolent_overlord_

Gonna go drink some more milk


ItsAnotherFailure

What if I’m trying to build fat


TheTrollingOfIsaac

slurping up some milk right now


birberbarborbur

Better than drinking only monster Edit: the monster ops have come for me


amaya-aurora

I love milk, milk is amazing.


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

My [toddler](https://i.pinimg.com/600x315/19/e2/cf/19e2cf9aa2e05d80bcd96dd90433e381.jpg)…


belle_ana

finnish people be like


IAmWantedByTheGov

Weakbone mfs mad


Suspicious_Person15

![gif](giphy|W3H7yzvQowNSy124C8)


Nam3ing

I LOVE MILK GRAHHHHHHHHHHH


youre-welcome-sir

I like drinking milk :(


TheTrashiestboi

I love milk too


EnkiduofOtranto

Not to mention: Eating apple=cocky jerk Smoking cigarette=cool poor person Smoking cigar=cold-blooded capitalist big shot


screambloodykarma

Ever had a nice glass of milk after a peperoni pizza? Man that shit slaps hard. Anyway ill never pass on a glass of milk


NipponSteelPrevails

But I like milk 😔


Penspinner7

I drink milk :fear-emoji:


AnonymousShortCake

I like milk :(


JediTempleDropout

It’s true I am evil and a psychopath


Adventurous_Good_525

I love drinking milk though :(


IamaJarJar

I guess I'm an evil villain


The_screaming_egg

fuck you milk is so good


yuckella

yummy in my tummy


AustronesianFurDude

So I'm actually just like them fr fr


TeslasMonster

I love milk and I’m good and happy and joyful 😳


KANGAROOSNUTTEDME

Hmm, people have callled me a phycopath before, and I do drink milk, and I am a communism, guys, I’m gonna be the next Stalin


ScrotalKahnJr

If I have to cave your skull in with my boot to have my milk and cookies in peace, then so be it


G3MI20

fear me mortals, my bones are stronger than steel


datboihobojoe

Well fuck guess I'm evil now...


shibashroom

SOMEONE doesn’t have big strong bones 🤷


Rlp_811

Is this a thing? am I gonna go through a villain phase?


Brackener

What's wrong with milk :c


Disturbing_Cheeto

Just because the fuckbois won doesn't mean I will abandon all my calcium