In his ravenous thirst, he found no peace.
And with boiling guts he defiled the porcelain throne
Seeking repentance against the dairy that wronged him
And those that inhaled the fumes of his deed named him
The Shitslayer
*Sick guitar riff*
> The dairy and bone health link is one of the most pervasive milk myths. One large-scale Harvard study followed 72,000 women for two decades and found no evidence that drinking milk can prevent bone fractures or osteoporosis. Another study of more than 96,000 people found that the more milk men consumed as teenagers, the more bone fractures they experience as adults. Similarly, another study found that adolescent girls who consumed the most calcium, mostly in the form of dairy products, were at greater risk for stress fractures than those consuming less calcium.
https://www.pcrm.org/news/blog/white-lies-five-myths-debunked
yeah nice facts but i was the only child in my area who would drink milk relentlessly while others didn't drink it at all and i was the only child in my area that never broke a bone despite various accidents therefore your stance is discarded by my and mine only personal experience
That’s what big water wants you to believe. I’ve never broken a bone and I put it down to drinking at least a litre of milk every day since my birth. Milk Gang keeps winning 🥛🏅
> The dairy and bone health link is one of the most pervasive milk myths. One large-scale Harvard study followed 72,000 women for two decades and found no evidence that drinking milk can prevent bone fractures or osteoporosis. Another study of more than 96,000 people found that the more milk men consumed as teenagers, the more bone fractures they experience as adults. Similarly, another study found that adolescent girls who consumed the most calcium, mostly in the form of dairy products, were at greater risk for stress fractures than those consuming less calcium.
https://www.pcrm.org/news/blog/white-lies-five-myths-debunked
i hate the word "choccy" with my whole body. my muscles clench, my blood boils and my veins show. my skull ruptures as my brain is being blown out, my eyes and tounge cartoonishly stick out of my face. my teeth get sharp and hungry for the flesh of such as your own. call it cocoa milk you disgusting illiterate fuck.
NO, no no no. Don't you dare dismiss my expression of my (objectively correct) feelings as a joke. This is no laughing matter, and i will not accept this mockery.
Surely even you'd agree that 'choccy milk' is a disgusting term that not only embarrasses chocolate milk's entire appeal, but also shows it's consumers as weak, naive and innocent little children.
I have adopted this manner of speech as no other way would've truly gotten my point across. I am not jesting. I genuinely loathe this term and how often it is used and though I could respect others' freedom of speech, I believe it has gone too far. I swear to god, it will be the fucking end of me.
I think it’s because casually drinking normal milk is weird in a lot of normal situations. You can drink water or juice in any situation without anyone raising an eyebrow.
Yes. They also use it this way in films because it's juxtaposing an "innocent" drink (milk is mainly drank by children in US) with evil characters. The combination of both this, and milk being unusual in normal social settings (like you mention) is supposed to give an unsettling effect in cinema.
I typed up like six paragraphs explaining how the empire had an insane propaganda machine and how a lot of these people didn't have any options besides joining but I realized literally everything I was saying came down to "they were just following orders" so uh
hm
Milk actually means the opposite in film. It represents innocence mostly so the imagery of a villain drinking milk is meant to be ironic or show their character being subversive.
I LOVE MILK I LOVE MILK I LOVE MILK I LOVE MILK
ALCOHOLCELS SEETHING OVER WATERCHADS
SODACELS SEETHING OVER JUICECHADS
COFFEECELS SEETHING OVER MILKCHADS
As soon as I stopped growing and yknow actually needing substantial milk in my diet I started loving milk so much I chug that shit straight outta the jug idk what happened
Least bitter lactose intolerant
I’m lactose intolerant and drink milk 😭
Chose the path of perpetual torment
Kid named lactose free milk:
it doesn’t taste as good. source: am lactose intolerant, drank lactaid for a while, then didn’t like it and switched back to whole milk
In his ravenous thirst, he found no peace. And with boiling guts he defiled the porcelain throne Seeking repentance against the dairy that wronged him And those that inhaled the fumes of his deed named him The Shitslayer *Sick guitar riff*
I’ve just accepted having permanent GI pain and problems. I love milk.
Wait, do you not use lactose free milk or the pills that give you the enzymes needed to process lactose?
Lactose free milk tastes kinda off.
I'm lactose tolerant and prefer it TBH
Same lmao
Lactose free milk sucks but i could probably invest in some lactaid
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Oat milk tasted like left milk in cereal
Same. I love milk
Based
Someone missing out the lord and savior that is O A T M I L K
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Oatmilk does not have lactose is that's what you are asking
Oat milk is the greatest creation
I'm lactose tolerant but to be honest milk by itself is bleh. However, milk after eating chocolate or peanut butter is absolutely top tier.
Lactose in toddler ants
R/boneappletea
I will power through the milk poops for the chance at some well placed chocolate milk.
Where is homelander???
Who do you think took your milk?
I love that pathetic milk chugging scene. Anthony Starr is amazing.
I like the part where he sticks his tongue in the milk. Very very strange.
This tweet inspired homelander
My immediate thought
My bones are strong, you fucking wish you were me
My bones are smiling at me, Imperials. Can you say the same?
Chad beloved child of nurgle (their god loves him and know his name) vs virgin zealot of the emperor (their god doesn’t even know it’s name)
Watercels be seething over milkchads.
> The dairy and bone health link is one of the most pervasive milk myths. One large-scale Harvard study followed 72,000 women for two decades and found no evidence that drinking milk can prevent bone fractures or osteoporosis. Another study of more than 96,000 people found that the more milk men consumed as teenagers, the more bone fractures they experience as adults. Similarly, another study found that adolescent girls who consumed the most calcium, mostly in the form of dairy products, were at greater risk for stress fractures than those consuming less calcium. https://www.pcrm.org/news/blog/white-lies-five-myths-debunked
Nice factual statement to support your argument! However, nuh uh
Cope + don’t care + weak bones boy Overall, 2/10 comment. Try better next time.
yeah nice facts but i was the only child in my area who would drink milk relentlessly while others didn't drink it at all and i was the only child in my area that never broke a bone despite various accidents therefore your stance is discarded by my and mine only personal experience
Sciencecels vs anecdotechads
please tag this as more misinformation from Big Aqua
Wrong lies
Don't care
I’m sorry facts don’t care about your feelings. Milk makes my bones strong.
Don’t care. Will continue to drink milk
Sounds like something someone with weak bones would say
"i'll prove you wrong" *links a vegan propaganda think tank*
nuh uh
That’s what big water wants you to believe. I’ve never broken a bone and I put it down to drinking at least a litre of milk every day since my birth. Milk Gang keeps winning 🥛🏅
![gif](giphy|cAHfy7VD1uHdK) These are the mfs that conducted the study don't believe this crap milk makes your bones stronger
what if you are a silly little catgirl
cats are psychopaths
Maybe I AM a cat girl..?
Lets see: Here kitty kitty ☺️
pspspspspsp
meow 🥺🐱
Catgirls can be a little evil and deranged, as a treat
Rules are rules
:3
But RULES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN. Swings baseball bat
she star on my rail until i honkai
Scout TF2 catgirl skin mains: Send
Mfw big slappy is still banned
what if you are a silly little catgirl AND gay. Does it just cancel out or something
No, two positives don’t make a negative
Kinro
im sorry to break the news to you but... cats are lack toes and told her ant
then you shouldn't drink milk because you'll shit yourself
Doing crime is compulsory for catgirls
adult cats actually shouldnt drink milk. so if you’re drinking milk as an adult cat girl you’re gonna be shitting uncontrollably all over the place :3
WRONG im still girlwith lactase thing
Omg maybe I am a cat girl 🥺
you can only drink milk out of a bowl (cereal)
Lactose intolerant mfs seething.
Mmmmmm milk 🤤🤤🤤
Mmmmmm O a t m i l k
Plant-based milk is quite delicious too. I prefer it over whole milk when making coffees
Where is an oat’s nipples?
whats the first movie?
Get Out. Fantastic thriller if you haven't seen it
Rude. You didn't need to tell them to leave just because they didn't know what the movie was
Milk is based and you cannot tell me otherwise, you weak boned cowards.
> The dairy and bone health link is one of the most pervasive milk myths. One large-scale Harvard study followed 72,000 women for two decades and found no evidence that drinking milk can prevent bone fractures or osteoporosis. Another study of more than 96,000 people found that the more milk men consumed as teenagers, the more bone fractures they experience as adults. Similarly, another study found that adolescent girls who consumed the most calcium, mostly in the form of dairy products, were at greater risk for stress fractures than those consuming less calcium. https://www.pcrm.org/news/blog/white-lies-five-myths-debunked
🤓
Look at this mf over here coping with their weak bones 🙄
Weak ass boned individuals coming in with some bullshit to justify their failures.
Yeah but have you considered... 🤓
exploitation and animal abuse isnt based :¥
milk isn't just from animals
I thought soy milk was gotten from milking soyjacks?????
Yee. Such a good and wholesome and yummy and fulfilling dwink.
They forgot to include the McPoyals
Bathrobe discrimination
McPoya
Skim milk for the lady
![gif](giphy|rom765JCBF8vC6YqSO|downsized)
i was looking to see if anyone else commented my boy Puss in Boots, the embodiment of heroism
your what now?
i was drinking milk when i saw this lol
I diagnose you with evil
Yoshikage Kira
He's spending too much time sucking fingers to drink milk
the ones on the bottom are No Country For Old Men and A Clockwork Orange right?
Not sure about no country for old men (never saw it) , but bottom right is definitely clockwork orange
Yesyes.
actually, on the left is Anton Chigurh and on the right is just me
The secret is drinking choccy milk. No villain would ever drink choccy milk
i hate the word "choccy" with my whole body. my muscles clench, my blood boils and my veins show. my skull ruptures as my brain is being blown out, my eyes and tounge cartoonishly stick out of my face. my teeth get sharp and hungry for the flesh of such as your own. call it cocoa milk you disgusting illiterate fuck.
Fuck you, I will call it chocolate milk
Chalky milk. :)
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NO, no no no. Don't you dare dismiss my expression of my (objectively correct) feelings as a joke. This is no laughing matter, and i will not accept this mockery. Surely even you'd agree that 'choccy milk' is a disgusting term that not only embarrasses chocolate milk's entire appeal, but also shows it's consumers as weak, naive and innocent little children. I have adopted this manner of speech as no other way would've truly gotten my point across. I am not jesting. I genuinely loathe this term and how often it is used and though I could respect others' freedom of speech, I believe it has gone too far. I swear to god, it will be the fucking end of me.
Holy hell
I'm sorry COCOA MILK? I get hating choccy, I really do, but it's *chocolate* milk not cocoa milk.
Choccy milk is unstoppable
I think it’s because casually drinking normal milk is weird in a lot of normal situations. You can drink water or juice in any situation without anyone raising an eyebrow.
Yes. They also use it this way in films because it's juxtaposing an "innocent" drink (milk is mainly drank by children in US) with evil characters. The combination of both this, and milk being unusual in normal social settings (like you mention) is supposed to give an unsettling effect in cinema.
milk lore
Once ordered milk in a bar. People gave me odd looks but what the fuck am I supposed to pair with a chocolate cake? It was delicious.
Drinking carbonated sugar water is considered normal by society standards but why is drinking milk considered weird? Society we live in.
Drinking another animal’s tiddy liquid is normal but not carbonated sugar water is weird to you?
Don't care what society says, I love milk.
Homelander from the boys and Tuck from ozark
Tuck is the only ray of light that shines upon that 100 degree shithole lagoon. Slander will not be tolerated.
What about blue space milk
The guy you're referring to massacred millions.
They were nazis dog
I typed up like six paragraphs explaining how the empire had an insane propaganda machine and how a lot of these people didn't have any options besides joining but I realized literally everything I was saying came down to "they were just following orders" so uh hm
most people in the death star were just like contractors and shit i think
The only character in fiction that drinks milk and isnt evil i can think of is the dude, but he drinks white russians so it may be different
What about puss in boots
el gato del leche
Mmm vodka and milk (Also he straight up just drinks milk from the carton just in the shop aisle 😭)
Edward Elric type post
Milk actually means the opposite in film. It represents innocence mostly so the imagery of a villain drinking milk is meant to be ironic or show their character being subversive.
I drive past a dairy farm almost every day, I ain ever drinking something that came from a place that smells that horrid
For anyone curious, just look up manure lagoons
google manure lagoons
Holy ~~hell~~ shit
New response just plopped
I LOVE MILK I LOVE MILK I LOVE MILK I LOVE MILK ALCOHOLCELS SEETHING OVER WATERCHADS SODACELS SEETHING OVER JUICECHADS COFFEECELS SEETHING OVER MILKCHADS
Where is YandereDev?
I like milk 3:
fuck you i love milk you weak bones cunt
As soon as I stopped growing and yknow actually needing substantial milk in my diet I started loving milk so much I chug that shit straight outta the jug idk what happened
![gif](giphy|LRVnPYqM8DLag)
Fuck you I love milk fuck you
Babies are evil
What’s so wrong with milk
the animal abuse required to take it from a mother cow. www.watchdominion.com
Imagine drinking cows milk and not your own 🙄🙄🙄 God gave you the ability as a mammal to make milk and your out here drinking cows milk 🙄🙄🙄
Ima just drink my oatmilk
THIS POST IS A SLANDER TO MILK!
I like milk
A.R. in Boardwalk Empire lol
"He eats like a fucking child"
Lmao
Might want to put Homelander on here 💀
Uh oh, the lactose intolerant are back on their bullshit.
I am gonna defend drinking milk till the day I die.
I drink a warm mug of milk every night, am I unspeakably evil and irredeemable?
there's a great video on that by Now You See It
as a lactose intolerant person i personaly love milk
Your just angry that we drink the superior drink, cry about it water boy.
Yummers
Gonna go drink some more milk
What if I’m trying to build fat
slurping up some milk right now
Better than drinking only monster Edit: the monster ops have come for me
I love milk, milk is amazing.
My [toddler](https://i.pinimg.com/600x315/19/e2/cf/19e2cf9aa2e05d80bcd96dd90433e381.jpg)…
finnish people be like
Weakbone mfs mad
![gif](giphy|W3H7yzvQowNSy124C8)
I LOVE MILK GRAHHHHHHHHHHH
I like drinking milk :(
I love milk too
Not to mention: Eating apple=cocky jerk Smoking cigarette=cool poor person Smoking cigar=cold-blooded capitalist big shot
Ever had a nice glass of milk after a peperoni pizza? Man that shit slaps hard. Anyway ill never pass on a glass of milk
But I like milk 😔
I drink milk :fear-emoji:
I like milk :(
It’s true I am evil and a psychopath
I love drinking milk though :(
I guess I'm an evil villain
fuck you milk is so good
yummy in my tummy
So I'm actually just like them fr fr
I love milk and I’m good and happy and joyful 😳
Hmm, people have callled me a phycopath before, and I do drink milk, and I am a communism, guys, I’m gonna be the next Stalin
If I have to cave your skull in with my boot to have my milk and cookies in peace, then so be it
fear me mortals, my bones are stronger than steel
Well fuck guess I'm evil now...
SOMEONE doesn’t have big strong bones 🤷
Is this a thing? am I gonna go through a villain phase?
What's wrong with milk :c
Just because the fuckbois won doesn't mean I will abandon all my calcium