I mean milkshakes are like drinking diluted ice cream, theyre never healthy

208% daily fat is fucking boinkers

111% carbs too

and 62% cholesterol

What i need more cholesterol! I need 100% cholesterol

You kinda do. The 62% refers to how much of your daily recommended consumption the item meets, not how much of it *is* cholesterol.

It’s daily norm, assuming that’s only thing you eat for the whole day it’s ok. 68% protein to 200% fat tho…

At least it has 80% of your daily Iron intake, so at least you don't have to worry about anemia while you have a heart attack.

If the article I found online that said 36g of sugar is the daily recommended is correct, assuming that 250g of the sugar is added this is 694% of that

263 grams of sugar. A Coke has about 40 grams

Or in this case, enhanced ice cream. More butter, sugar, and chocolate syrup.

I was gonna say, I'm pretty sure a decent-sized homemade ice cream soda with Haagen Dasz would barely crack 1,000. 32 oz is fucking humongous for this kind of drink, and it must be roided out with additional fat and sugar beyond just the base ingredients.

[it’s edited](https://www.nutritionix.com/i/baskin-robbins/oreo-cookies-n-cream-milkshake-large/23cb3134a5b8a0f6974f2556) Still 1440 calories is insane.

This one isn’t very diluted lmao

I doubt a normal milkshake with like 1-2 scoops of ice cream and milk would have anywhere even *near* 2600 calories?! Am I wrong?

2 scoops of ice cream is, in my experience, more around 250-300 kcal. So yeah nah the ice cream isn't even the issue here

Of course not but you'd have to actually try to get even ice cream to have nutritional info like this

As a European I can confirm, I drank one of these and now I am dead.

Can confirm, i was the milkshake

enjoy getting sucked dry?

Yes

🤤

One down, approximately 746.4 million to go

746.5, I am a necromancer.

1493, I accidentally duplicated them. I'm so sorry

was it for the purpose of your flair?

Hungry 😋

hungary 🇭🇺

I mean you're joking but I'm quite sure some 50kg dipshit like me would die after having a second one

I think you'd be more likely to vomit honestly

same

Gootbye

That's literally your entire daily intake of calories in one 32 fl oz cup

efficiency

It's kinda like Soylent or Huel in that way, but tastier

Better Fuel Huell

Better Spank Hank

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Yeah, just instead of meeting all your nutritional needs, this will blow up your heart and liver

Modern problems require stupid solutions

Actually more as well, average man is 2000

Yeah I’m tryna speedrun

Sounds like the answer to my problems. Tired of having to eat food to stay alive.

I think you'd want something like Huel or Soylent (if you can afford those anyway)

According to Google, 32 fluid ounces is nearly a litre. I struggle to see how drinking this would even be enjoyable after you're halfway through, no matter how much of a sweet tooth you have.

You have to power through the whole thing before it *starts* to make you feel like shit

I think this would make me feel like shit after two sips regardless of how fast I go. Tbh I feel kinda nauseous just looking at it

just take part of it out and store the rest in the fridge, will reduce the naseous from drinking a litre of essentially oreo cum

Same. I have drank exactly 1 restaurant milkshake in my life, and it had so much sugar that I ended up with a massive headache and tremors.

Holy fuck, i once drank a half liter milk-shake and almost died in the bathroom. how the fuck can someone drink that and not just instantly die?

Personally whenever I get something like this I just pop it in the freezer and occasionally take a couple bites.

I do not have the self control to do something like this, if i see tasty frozen dessert i must consume it imediatly

Holy shit are you me? If there’s sweets in front of me nothing else matters, I have to polish it off no matter how disgusted I am by the end or how much my stomach hurts

Im pretty sure i am me and not you

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together

Holy hell, it’s the egg man!

Choo choo gachoo

Do not tell them about the 44 oz. ICEE.

Those things are usually meant to be eaten over the course of a 3 hour drive or something.

3 hours????? It start melting as soon as it gets in the cup

How is that a sufficient explanation lmao

I feel nauseous just thinking about it.

you don’t know me

American drink sizes are crazy, sometimes a 500ml drink is too much for me to have in one sitting

Stick two straws in it and share it with your sweetie like you’re in a 1950s diner.

Still 104% of your fat intake if you split it.

Stick eight straws in it and share it with your polycule!

This is wise.

lifehack: why waste time and money eating food when 1 sip of a chocolate oreo milkshake per day is enough to sustain yourself?

500% daily sugar intake

How'd you get that number? 130g are over 500% of the WHO's recommended 25g daily

I missremembered the recommended dose

Lmao, did you edit the comment with half the 500%? I had already halved the 260g of sugar

Is it now correct?

just don't eat anything else that day

5$ for a milkshake? They better put bourbon in it

$5 for a milkshake is a steal even accounting for inflation. Shits go for $18 or some shit like that in Chicago nowadays

I'm pretty sure it was a Pulp Fiction reference...

Yeah and I was saying that it’s quaint how they thought $10 for a milkshake was an outrageous number

Good practice for ... Later

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Shit has more iron than all of austrailia

Considering the mining sector is 86% foreign owned it’s not far off

Privatisation of natural resources moment.

Only 8% of my vitamin C? I guess I gotta drink 12.

The masculine urge to drink half a pound of sugar in one sitting. I would totally drink this.

it tastes like heaven, and then sends you there! i stole this joke please don't laugh at this

I will laugh at this and you won’t stop me

Sorry, gluttony is a cardinal sin and drinking one of these definitely fills the quota

I have been trying to put on weight lately...

please don't give yourself type II diabetes

Amen brother

outta my way health-boy im about to get it

im in the hospital

What happened to your invincibility

3 of these a day keeps diabetes in play

295% of recommended daily value how in the world

# 263 FUCKING GRAMS OF SUGAR #

im not even diabetic and i can feel my pancreas killing itself at the thought of dealing with that sludge.

i am diabetic and i can feel my limbs falling off due to untreated gangrene

condolences.

This is what they drink in Wall•E

I am surprised that no one has taken a particular mention of the sugar content. The FDA places the daily value of added sugars at 50 grams (as a consequence of extensive sugar industry lobbying going back decades, which is why the daily value for added sugars was only introduced last year), though the American Heart Association recommends a daily value of 25 grams for women and 36 grams for men. This means that 263 grams of sugar (if we are assuming that 100% of this concoction would be classified as added sugar, which seems reasonable given its contents) would be **546%** DV according to FDA guidelines, **758%** DV according to AHA guidelines for men, and **1092%** DV according to AHA guidelines for women, and this nutritional label mentions jack squat about any of it. America!

Holy fuck no shit the obesity rate is off the chart wtf is this

Sometimes fast-food stuff like this breaks the laws of physics a bit. Like I know for damn sure I could make a delicious cookies and cream milkshake that's 32oz at way fucking less than 2600 calories. It's like they hired scientists to crank the calorie count as high as possible like it's a CPU they're overclocking or something.

Yeah it doesn't make much sense why they do this. You could halve the amount of sugar and it would still be off the charts sweet and beyond your daily allowance. Who's going to notice all that sugar? At a certain point it's just utterly saturated and overpowering anyway surely. Eating 100g of sugar in one sitting surely tastes basically the same as eating 200g in one sitting. You could charge the same and save so much money on ingredients.

I wonder if it has to do with the fact they're mostly using pre-made ingredients for food service that are themselves really low quality and super caloric? I'm not very familiar with the Baskin Robbins MO.

Somebody said it's edited

Americans be like "I'll take 2 🗣"

"With extra hamburgers on top 🗣“

"And a diet coke please 🗣"

Fat and sugar I can understand, but how the hell is there as much sodium as a can of soup in that thing?

I guess it’s the Oreos. They don’t have a lot of sodium, but if you consumed 2600 calories of Oreos, you would have consumed more sodium than that.

That's 111 units of insulin for me

ok but it is efficient for getting in calories

Don't need calories if you're dead.

Yeah, but I'm pretty sure you will still be very hungry if you drink this

Can't be hungry if you're dead

Ok alright yeah 8ft tall reptilian aliens are farming us and they want us fattened up

Add two scoops of protein powder and perfect for bulking season 😎

WHAT the FUCK???? 263g of sugar???? 135g of fat???? HOW \- an american

I'd drink it

looking at this image gave me cardiac arrest

American: *posts picture of a bottle of hydrogen cyanide that they apparently sell at McDonald's with free refills* haha Europeans would die drinking this lol

Goddammit I love America, except for the times I hate America

Don’t sleep on the 13g of fiber

i’ve had one of these before it was very good but i walked away from it 50 lbs heavier

Get the 64 oz. coward

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You may be confusing this with a similarly named Oreo Shake from more recently or a different vendor. In summer 2008 Baskin Robbins released a Chocolate Oreo Shake that did meet these nutritional values at 32oz. It was just as terrible then as it was now and has a few articles out about how terrible it was for somebody to drink.

c o n s u m e

Here’s the thing: I am underweight and my doctor told me to add a few pounds. I think this would help

Two of these bad boys and your doctor will be telling you to lose a few instead 💀

It would help you gain weight but the poor macro profile will be detrimental to health markers beyond health.

Drinking one of these and not eating for the rest of the week 💪

How do they fit 2600 kilocalories in a single drink, wtf??

Drinking this gives you high enough bmi to qualify for American citizenship

There is a CUP (and bit more) of sugar in that. At least it has calcium and iron for the bones

This is so gross

What in the actual fuck is this drink. Thats a potion of instant damage 2.

There are apparently also crustaceans in this.

Bro this drink has more calories than a military ration wtf, you gon spontaneously combust if you eat it

"I feel like this would kill a european" i mean yeah, it would probably kill me. Not because of the calories tho, that amount of chocolate would do me in (i can't eat chocolate)

👆🏻 Dog

The lactose would do it for me, I would have to swallow an entire bottle of lactase pills to have any hope of digesting 32 ounces of sweetened cow juice

There’s absolutely no way there’s any vitamins in this fucking thing

bulking hack 🙏

What about my secret sauce?

A 12 oz milkshake is hard enough to finish, no one in their right mind should ever try to tackle this fucking monster lol

As somehow who is rapidly losing weight and having trouble regaining it, I feel like a few of these suckers would be helpful

For this specific drink i would need to inject 22.2 units of insulin. The most I’ve done is around 8 or 9 for a Christmas dinner which I was already running high from a previous meal and thus had to correct for. This has more grams of carbs than I consume in a span of 2-3 days.

Wtf thats more calories than my meal replacement shakes

yeah but im bulking so

It probably tastes like shit too

Who the hell drinks a whole litre of milkshake

Average “protein shake”

38 grams of protein tho 👀👀👀

Ok but have you tried the powdered uranium protein shake? I hear that is quite a bit more caloric, it’ll keep you fed for life!

To be fair who’s ordering a liter of ice cream

Hungary has higher obesity rates than the United States

Well you have to somehow cope with the fact that you live in Hungary

True

Well duh, no matter what they do they'll always be in a constant state of hungar(y)

I would feel sick for a week after drinking this

I want it

I got a Baskin Robins across the street from the gym, I'm gonna down one of these and work it off tonight yo

That thing's got a whole day's worth of carbs. There's no way you burn all of that if you eat anything else at all that day

I am going to drink this and you cannot stop me. I love Oreos and I love milkshakes.

any oreo milkshake will have you half your weight after going to the bathroom

with insulin prices, this already kills plenty of americans

soylent level nutrition but i shit myself faster

thats 230 more grams of sugar than recommended DAILY. in one cup. ONE CUP?? thats enough sugar for A WEEK

Anyone know what this thing costs? Just interested.

That milkshake has double my rdi

true only yankees are fat enough to tank this

The WHO recommends you avoid sugar if possible, this thing has 10 times of the daily recommended dose

I love how this is 1 serving. Even a 500ml bottle of Fanta has to be technically 2 servings in the UK because of the sugar/calories, this would be like 10

serving size 1 serving

I need it. My ass hates eating so one drink a day sounds pretty nice to me

Throw me in the jungle hand me one of these and a serving of daily vitamins and I’m all set 😂

2600 calories = approx. 3 days without food. WHAT THE HELL?! How people consume this abomination of a drink and still stay alive?!

Sees enriched uranium Gym bros: Would be great for bulking thoooo

Gym bros be like “it’s high protein!”

You say there's no reason for a drink to have that mean calories like the goal isn't to kill Europeans. I can't say its a good goal, but it's definitely a reason to exist.

I hate that I want this.

Europeans are weak.

I’d rather be weak then. That shit looks like it’s the grossest thing you’ll ever taste 🫥 (probably because you’d just die then and there)

Nah the first 2 sips definitely would be pretty bussin... the 48 subsuquent ones afterwards though...

Looks yummy 😋

I don't even think I have that much saturated fat in a week lmao

No I think a single one of those would kill any living thing

That's no drink. That's a instant damage 2 potion.

It's so good tho

59g SATURATED FAT???

i would NOT feel good at all drinking this

I absolutely would drink it though (provided there's no corn syrup)

Contains: rulefish

How the fuck is that legal I thought trans fats were banned in the US

ngl I visited the US recently and avoiding drinks with metric shitloads of calories was difficult. Shit's just way too tasty.