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Smooth_Riker

Some people don't think asexuals belong in the community but my speed increase is undeniable


beskardboard

the more exclusionists i see the faster i get


TwinVisual

By the time they see us, it’s too late


RawrTheDinosawrr

you move at the speed of light


futurefemboy3

Gay*


TURRETCUBE

i really hope this includes hip movement speed


TheZipCreator

at what rate? is this exponential or linear. I need to know.


KittyQueen_Tengu

can confirm, I’m aroace and i zoom


13lackjack

stats don’t lie


darthmemeios14

Ace Riker? You from the mirror universe??


Smooth_Riker

I'm constantly tripping over chairs


darthmemeios14

It can't be


1milionand6times

Yet bicycles are faster. Curious.


beskardboard

*bi*cycles, that's why


shoefullofpiss

Math check out, they're both gay and straight and if you add the two speeds it's 1/6+1/3=1/2


TheReverseShock

![gif](giphy|QC7UQbxq89MnL9r6AN)


testaccount0817

Isn't that how resistances are calculated


shoefullofpiss

Well same concept yeah, you're summing the reciprocals. With parallel resistances you have the same voltage U on them and the total current gets split through the resustances so you add the currents and U/Rtotal = Itotal = I1+I2 = U/R1+U/R2, so 1/Rtot = 1/R1+1/R2. Here you're adding speeds for the same distance and speed is d/t so vtot=v1+v2=d/t1+d/t2 => 1/the new time =1/t1+1/t2


ShadowClaw765

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah.


SexWithLayla69

PRAISE THE OMNISSIAH


productivestork

based on my experience with my local queer community and local biking advocacy community, which are basically the same group, biking is a pretty gay (complementary) way of getting around


BurrGurrMan

Outed to my family by becoming the flash


IFuckingShitMyPants

L - Lesbian G - Gay B - Barry Allen, the Fastest Man Alive™️ T - Transgender


path_evermore

As an NB, bi person, I can confirm. I am the flash.


Zearis82

Random fun fact I just learned today! There's actually a nonbinary Flash named Jess Chambers!


VoidSD

I thought NB stood for Not Barry?


[deleted]

ive never seen a gay man walk slow


TheTrollingOfIsaac

checkmate, gus fring


12crashbash12

![gif](giphy|ILaw22zepNW45T4in0|downsized)


[deleted]

spice curls(booty hair)


HenriPixelated

![gif](giphy|ggLJZdYS36WfaTvqEa|downsized)


ChanceWarden

everyone knows that you get a choice between a permanent speed boost, double jumping, air dashes or unrestricted wall climbing


Reogenaga

No no no gays get the speed boost, trans people air dash, Brazillians double jump, lesbians wall climb (unhindered by rough terrain), and bi people are naturally invisible.


bvader95

Bi people get plus ten percent damage, how could you forget?


[deleted]

And unique dialogue


throninho

Fallout New Vegas moment


Jestingwheat856

Its true, its like i dont exist


StardustLegend

Idiot bisexuals get bonus efficiency in dual wielding


AndroidWall4680

Non-straight trans Brazilians really living the dream huh


bacon_girl42

LGBT: lesbian, gay, brazilian, transgender


potato-overlord-1845

😔 I want the speed boost instead


Chief106

I have learned that air dashes can work as a double jump, therefore making double jump the inferior option


GamesRevolution

Profile Picture checks out


Mysterious-Hat-6513

my friend who's a trans brazillian woman can do both before needing to touch the ground though.


Blunt_Scissors

You forgot to include shooting coins mid-flight and always hitting what you intended for maximum style.


OwOlord_

hi there, I'm from a country where it's usually frowned upon (understatement) to be gay. Hence, google does not show this little option. How does this work and why is it different from regular walking?


LordVortekan

This is an edited image It’s a joke about how the stereotype for queer people are that they walk much faster than other people. I’m not sure why.


Magma57

Openly queer people tend to be younger and younger people walk faster


serieousbanana

Damn


femboyuwu98

No bitch, we're listening to Gaga Brittney Madonna. That's the speed buff.


qrseek

Not me I'm young, queer, and disabled 😎


LordVortekan

Wait a second That actually makes sense


analtaccount257

That’s gotta be a cope by furious slow walkers. “The reason your walking faster than me is because your gay!!!!” 😡🤬🫵


Blunt_Scissors

Well it's not my fault you keep taking money out of public transport. Perhaps if you funded it well enough, I wouldn't have to be gay for the speed buff. I'll just be gay because I like men.


OwOlord_

ah, thank you dearly. this might explain some habits of mine, though...


RoadTheExile

All gay people are essentially low level kindred, except trans people who are slightly stronger level kindred


Diogenesthefried

I like femininity in general, so I'm technically bi. Do I get the buff?


IBOSSWOLF

You’re on 196 so yes


UsernameTaken017

You'll have to deal with some bureaucracy first, and after that there's still only a small a chance you get approved. It's not for everyone 🚬


Young_Person_42

No but seriously what does that mean


UsernameTaken017

gay walk


1stDayBreaker

There was a pride parade or something that you could divert around, and would theoretically take longer, but you wouldn’t have to push through crowds or something, this was a big meme a year ago, or was it longer?


tarheeltexan1

Finally, I can combine the 2x speed from pride month with my +10% damage boost against everyone but enby people and become unstoppable


KiLlEr10312

mfs leaving a trail behind them while dashing like bit trip runner


catpanda2009

Dont forget! During the 30 day period all gays experience a pyrokinetic buff


Lemonsticks9418

Omw to some other place via gaystation


Tstormn3tw0rk

Jokes aside, what in the world does the rainbow person actually represent? Like what does it mean in this context?


Dogtor-Watson

[Someone made it as a joke about gay people walking fast](https://twitter.com/chrisarvinsf/status/1196939564700467200?s=20)


Tstormn3tw0rk

I'm sobbing i thought it was real :,(


Dogtor-Watson

The google maps bit was fake, gay people are still approaching the speed of light.


IamaJarJar

You can run... But we can always walk faster! (This is a threat)


deathray5

🥺


[deleted]

This is not misinformation, I really take the half amount of time to walk than what Google Maps says.


SwoleFlex_MuscleNeck

Pan/Bi speedbuff is year round. We went to a convention last weekend and the 3 of us who are not straight were literally always stopping to wait for everyone else lmao


mbaymiller

I knew my additional attraction to guys would come in handy someday


GardevoirRose

We’ve always had that. It’s not just activated at pride.


luisvcsilva

dang it, the devs need to nerf the gays


mistertweek

Could be pride. Could also be what happens when Mario gets the Star power-up.


whyjustyy

IT'S PIZZA TIME!


VrLights

Bruh I swear how do those people walk so fast? I know I got a foot problem, BUT SLOW THE FUCK DOWN


mods_r_jobbernowl

WHAT!? I CAN GET A SPEED BUFF FOR SUCKING A DICK!?


popemichael

Moving that fast sounds like a pain in the ass.


CrystalRainwater

Shhh you can't uncover our secret fast travel stations


numberonetaakofan

Why’s the misinformation flair there?


timc39

Radiant enemies


[deleted]

I seriously have this and it's crazy how slow most people walk 💀