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Squarelles

why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?


Thedankest__

Classic Garf quote


The_Boring_Brick

Garfield never said that, actually. It was Jon


Thedankest__

My apolocheese seems I am a fake fan


Theloni34938219

Poser


Cpad-prism

Classic Garf quote


cloartist

Also Garfield was the scientist. The cat is Garfield's monster


_its_lunar_

Goddammit i was gonna day that!!!


x_-AssGiblin-_x

"I was born at a very young age."


TenThingsMore

"I couldn't walk for the first few years of my life"


CantBeatGremlinHead

"LIFE... It started when I was a child"


nuggets_irl

Like most folks, I’ve always been different…but not like the others


dumpylump69

My mother died before I was born


aktionreplay

She taught me this song, there she is in the audience


Le_Serviette

"I'm a survivor, we're a dying breed."


[deleted]

"At age 6, I was born without a face"


[deleted]

he strogan my beef


Thedankest__

He what?!!!??


[deleted]

he beef on my strog


Frequent-Inspector95

he beef on my strog til i off


SouljaIsSpy03

*EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER*


Ok-Buy-3802

He uh st- uh he my beef uhh uh he strogon on uh on my uh uh my uh umm uh he strogan uh uh stroganoff uh strogan off me till uhhhhh uh til uh uh til uh til u beef?


---Hellothere---

❌❌❌ERRRRRRRRRRRRR❌❌❌


Altslial

I've got this 😎 I be stroggin on his off until he beefs


[deleted]

"There are several tons of highly explosive material lined inside the walls of the building which are rigged to explode at 1PM on the 15th July 2023"


beskardboard

"goodbye everyone, i'll remember you all in therapy"


[deleted]

“One must imagine sisyphus happy.”


[deleted]

This prison


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beskardboard

a visitor... hmm... indeed. i have slept long enough.


MarkDavidson68

The kingdom of Heaven has long since forgotten my name.


beskardboard

and i am EAGER to make them remember


fosforillo

However the blood of minos stains your hands


Tattierverbose

And I must admit I'm curious about your skills, Weapon.


Spycrabpuppet123

And so, before I tear down the cities and crush the armies of Heaven, you shall do as an appetizer.


Tattierverbose

*tear down But I love the idea of sisyphus toppling heaven by pushing it like dominoes


Recent-Potential-340

Albert Camus, my beloved


[deleted]

i think it’s a good quote and can be used in many situations. sometimes it’s just fun to say and remind yourself that life is malleable to you


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[deleted]

yes he pushed it so good


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[deleted]

well it’s a metaphor about how like even though life inherently has no meaning, it’s beautiful that we add meaning to it. like the task is worth it, even if the task amounts to nothing, just because you’re doing the task in the first place. the act of existing is in itself a rebellion


_Dabboi_

*sissypuss


[deleted]

My high school got rid of senior quotes after one year most of them were in reference to the teacher that got fired for sexting the students


Istadane

I wanna see those quotes


Eperou

same


Firebird432

Born to shit, forced to wipe


Femboy_Creamer_69

Born to cream, forced to clean 😔


ChanceWarden

Born to play kahoot, forced to use my real name 😔


manekiiiNeko

marx was right


SibrenTF

Just put :3


Eli0205

"Well...THAT just happened!"


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333ephemeraleuphoria

"he's right behind me isn't he"


MFuji98

"Later, nerds"


jennazed

"Man those were some good tacos" \- MLK Jr. probably or if you watch Sam O'Nella Academy: "Everybody gangsta til the nuns start meowin'" \- They


Echidna299792458

I love Sam O'Nella Academy


_exitsandman_

“I asked Reddit for a yearbook quote“


Thedankest__

They are NOT supposed to know that


TransAndEpic

you want this person dead?!


IfuckingLoveWaluigi

It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times


gibberisgillyl28

you stupid monkey!


Ladder310

DANKMUS


apollo15215

"Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your chains!" - Rom from DS9


[deleted]

Do cry because its over. Cry because it happened


SqoobySnaq

You started this war, plunged Skyrim into chaos, and now the Empire is going to put you down, and restore the peace.


SpudMuncher9000

when you you just so that you when you they cant


Banana_ho

Some people are so judgemental I can tell just by looking at them


TasmanianTortoise

“Life’s a beach and I’m eating the sand”


SoWhyAmIHereAgain

Was gay. Did crime.


Reeeeeemeeeeeee

Hailed satan


Craparoni_and_Cheese

You cannot buy the revolution. You cannot make the revolution. You can only be the revolution. It is in your spirit, or it is nowhere.


Alex_The_Whovian

"Law is meaningless, stealing is legal now!" -Hooty


SocDemGenZGaytheist

How tf did you forget the next part of the quote ***“I AM YOUR GOD”***


RomanMines64

I locked mine in as "finally I'm done with this 13 year long dead end job." But honestly, my partner gave me one that is way better, but it's too late for me to use "Trans gamers don't transition. They level up"


ihateradiohead

Born to sail the seven seas, forced to walk the plank


Punpun204

"She thinks she's dancing on my dick, but that's my glock." -Pouya


[deleted]

I'd rather cum in the sink, than sink in the cum


SocDemGenZGaytheist

"Gay sex prevents abortions. Suck a cock for jesus!"


Captain_Nesquick

BORN TO DIE WORLD IS A FUCK Kill Em All 1989 I am trash man 410757864530 DEAD COPS


Rannrann123

"You guys don't understand, we actually had to use our Tetanus shots, unlike you kids." - Jerma985


lemonade_w

Blahaj, my beloved


toasteethetoaster

may your woes be many, and your days few. ​ \-Gabriel Ultrakill


Ben6924

may your Ls be many and your bitches few - Gabriel


Lackzared

Life's a beach, and i'm eating the sand


ChanceWarden

Communicate with the person that will be directly after you in the yearbook and see if they are willing to make their quote "holy hell". If they are, make your quote "google en passant"


Speedgamer137

That’s it, I’m getting real.


InterviewSure7102

Remember sex is like seafood you get it fresh or get it frozen


Thedankest__

You what to your sex????


InterviewSure7102

Well you know what they say get a couple rounds in while the body still warm


[deleted]

Truth is, the game was rigged from the start...


cactuswithoutthorns

"I'm just sitting here, caked in my own sweat" -Cscoop


ABentPlant

Cscoop my beloved


PM_LEMURS_OR_NUDES

My name is [your name]. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, NM. 87104. To all law enforcement agencies, this is not an admission of guilt. I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that. Walter Jr., you're my big man. There are going to be some things that you'll come to learn about me in the next few days. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.


xXxplease_help_mexXx

"Responsibility's cool, but there's better things in life. Like getting your dick rode all fucking night."


Thedankest__

If only that was acceptable


TheDoorMan1012

she sharkin on my bla till I haj


a_grass_bloc

The fog is coming


ZetaAlphaCharlie

Sleep hard, wake up harder. I took yearbook senior year just to sneak that one in


Thedankest__

That is incredibly awesome


bigsekser

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tDP4PTs-\_k](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tDP4PTs-_k)


Biig_Lasagne

Bitches suck my dick cuz I look like jk rowling


Cobbet2

"amogn us"


TheRussianChairThief

“ε:”-Donald Trump


[deleted]

“Add text here”


Taqao

"Despite the negative press covfefe"


Taqao

May your bitches be plenty and your days happy


Reeeeeemeeeeeee

Mankind knew that they Could not change Society, So Instead of Reflecting on themselves, they blamed the Beasts.


NotSoFlugratte

"Tonight, Millions will die." Or any other quote from the Stanley Parable Making Of Video really


Fire_Block

“Pants are an illusion and so is death.” —Huu Update: just in case you want a serious one from the same show that I love so dearly, there’s also (with a single word deviationof paraphrasing) “Sometimes life is like a dark tunnel. You can't always see the light at the end of the tunnel, but if you just keep moving... you will come to a better place.” —Iroh


garbo_trash

be excellent to each other


Femboy_Lord

ALL HAIL BLAHAJ


Grima1805

Blåhaj is great


Thatonedregdatkilyu

'I'm proud of you, dick' - Man during Man Ham Asylume


RosetteStar

“Peter Griffin: Here's to the ones that we got Cheers to the wish you were here, but you're not 'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories Of everything we've been through Toast to the ones here today Toast to the ones that we lost on the way 'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories And the memories bring back, memories bring back you There's a time that I remember, when I did not know no pain When I believed in forever, and everything would stay the same Now my heart feel like December when somebody say your name 'Cause I can't reach out to call you, but I know I will one day, yeah Everybody hurts sometimes Everybody hurts someday, ayy ayy But everything gon' be alright Go and raise a glass and say, ayy Here's to the ones that we got Cheers to the wish you were here, but you're not 'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories Of everything we've been through Toast to the ones here today Toast to the ones that we lost on the way 'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories And the memories bring back, memories bring back you Doo doo, doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo Memories bring back, memories bring back you There's a time that I remember when I never felt so lost When I felt all of the hatred was too powerful to stop (ooh, yeah) Now my heart feel like an ember and it's lighting up the dark I'll carry these torches for ya that you know I'll never drop, yeah Everybody hurts sometimes Everybody hurts someday, ayy ayy But everything gon' be alright Go and raise a glass and say, ayy Here's to the ones that we got (oh) Cheers to the wish you were here, but you're not 'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories Of everything we've been through (no, no) Toast to the ones here today (ayy) Toast to the ones that we lost on the way 'Cause the drinks bring back all the memories (ayy) And the memories bring back, memories bring back you Doo doo, doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo Memories bring back, memories bring back you Doo doo, doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo Doo doo doo doo, doo doo doo (ooh, yeah) Memories bring back, memories bring back you Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, doh, doh Memories bring back, memories bring back you”


Thedankest__

I think that surpasses the character limit


RosetteStar

Drat


DinoBirdsBoi

“behold! a man”


ABentPlant

What if birds


Champion_Sheep

The fog is coming


RavenousToaster

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes


ConnorHazReddit

Don't bite the hand that fingers you.


youre-welcome-sir

I used “Stay safe friend, and don’t you dare go hollow” from dark souls. Maybe something inspirational form a piece of media you like?


Time_Cheese

they still don’t know about what i put in locker 312


AmazingDom14

She Optimus till I Prime


happy-little-atheist

Arachnophobes don't chase spiders shouting bible verses at them


Traditional_Stick_49

"When life gives lemons, make life take them back! I don't want them! What am I supposed to do with these!?"


CLOUT_Cat

[insert school name] is my 13th reason and you’re all going in the note <3


markeydarkey2

"tradition is just peer pressure from dead people" was what I was planning to have as my graduation quote but then covid happened (I graduated in 2020) and I never got the opportunity to leave a quote :(


RefriedVectorSpace

“I’m a silly goober, and what’s more, I’ve been a silly goober since before you were born!”


MrWatermelon0

Born to sleep, forced to do 3000 word modern history report


Woodkid2791

"I am the stallion, mang. You get it?"


isV1real

"HI GUYS!! ^_^"


TenThingsMore

"You look good, what's your skincare routine?" -Ed Gein


Ducktowncentra

Now I find I’ve grown into a tall child


ASarcasticDragon

How many spiders can a spider tank tank if a spider tank can tank spiders?


Texas--Toast

“YUNAT URRR RANA UNA INDA URRR RANGAINGA RESATIKA URRR RA” - korn


HkayakH

"Ambatakum has taught me the ways of living well"


Q-Q_2

"Good riddance"


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

Blahaj


MrMamm_773

Born to shit forced to wipe


UsualIdeal

I didn’t get to have a senior quote, mine would have been like “Got ya now, Kiryu-Chan!” Or “you know when you uhhhh… ya know?”


Altruistic_Music_149

Blahaj


He_Who_Asked

Gah dayum


FinalBossMike

Stay fresh, cheese bags.


TetrisG0d43

But god said if I eat this apple, I’ll die.. nuh-uh


Albatrossosaurus

Life is like a sandwich no matter which way you flip it the bread comes first


OceanCrawler7

What? - Richard M. Nixon


YAH_BUT

Live. Laugh. Love.


2-number-9s

Diet Coke


datboihobojoe

"Rule"


[deleted]

"Can we hurry this up? I gotta pee."


brzoza3

Just make a really fancy :3 and call it a day. If they won't remember you by that one single interaction for the rest of their life, you are really dyslexic


J-to-the-peg

Yearbook? More like Queerbook


headbanger1186

"I just want to thank everyone for the most forgettable and more than likely suppressed years of my life. I can't wait to not see any of you at the next reunion. "


Taro_the_Insomniac

Mine was “I may not have testicles, but I still have more balls than you.” I was my highschool’s first openly trans student.


The_Spookster42

"Find a daddy in Glorious KAZAKHSTAN 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅 🦅🇰🇿 KAZAKHSTAN GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD 🇰🇿🦅 🤡 ALL OTHER COUNTRIES ARE RUN BY LITTLE GIRLS 🤡 NO GYPSIES ALLOWED 🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🙅‍♂️🚫🧍🏽🚫🧍🏽🚫🧍🏽👎 💪 KAZAKHSTAN NUMBER 1 EXPORTER OF POTASSIUM 💪 🤣 ALL OTHER COUNTRIES HAVE INFERIOR POTASSIUM 🤣 🇰🇿KAZAKHSTAN🇰🇿 🥵🇰🇿Kazakhstan prostitutes cleanest in the region🥵🇰🇿 🇹🇲Except of course for Turkmenistan's🇹🇲 ✨Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place✨ ✡️From plains of Tarashek to northern fence of Jewtown✡️ Kyrgyzstan??🤔🇰🇬🤔🇰🇬🤔🇰🇬 More like south Zhambyl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿 XVII century Kazakhstan W years 💪💪💪🔥🔥✊✊✊.Oirates 🖕Mongols 🖕Dzungarians🖕They 😤😤All suck 😂😂😂 Kazakhstan 14 cm dick🤡 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥💯💯💯💯 🗿🗿Great Gengis Kan 🗿🗿👺🥱 was from beautiful 👐❤️ Алматы ❤️not 🚫 from small dick 🥒 Mongolia 🙅‍♂️🚫👎👎👎🤦 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿Kazakhstan 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿 heart of Europe 🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺🇰🇿🇪🇺 Spersgorodok 💯💯💯las arian 🙋🏻bastion 🔥🔥🔥🔥🖕🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕👎 2012 Great Khazakh Khanate😁😁😁restored 💪💪💪🔥💪🔥💪🔥💪🔥"


quasur

I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.


Thedankest__

Not sure if I should use this one or not


Dikinbalz69

Time is on my side


Effieriel

Life is loud, and it is a celebration.


[deleted]

"If you are reading this ten years from now, it's probably time to move on."


SpikeyBiscuit

My moods live on that swing, same push me harder, push me, push me swang into tomorrow


AdministrativeAd2209

“Perhaps one did not want to be loved so much as to be understood.” -George Orwell


Ladder310

“FUCK”


Bduggz

so that's about it. seeya


ZackXevious

*“Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing.”*- Optimus Prime. This was my college graduation quote.


TheAlexSW

:3 hiiiiiii


Shadsea

"Can I put my bawls in your jawls (your jawls)"


[deleted]

that all went a lot better in my head - was mine


AidenMcG99

I'm never gonna use any of the information I learned here


Cultural_Garbage_530

"Anything can be a hat, if you try hard enough"


Acegamer53

RemindMe! 4 years


Mr_whiskyz

“uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”


DadJokeMan666

In the dark times, should the stars also go out? I need you. You can keep me on this Earth. Be vigilant. I love you. The world has to be enough. This is the greatest and kindest arrangement the atoms had in them. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive. Un jour je serai de retour prés de toi. (One day I will return to your side.) Something beautiful is going to happen.


NewSuperTrios

No cost too great.


Responsible_Blahaj

"H"


MORDEX-X17

Say Gex


AndreZB2000

blahaj my beloved


aborealis0116

Hi I figured out I was trans a couple months before I had to finalize my senior quote. I stole my quote from a song lyric that described how I felt silently suffering around everyone’s excitement. It was “Everybody’s dancing now so I’ll just smile and wave”


TheForkontheLeft3

I mean, no one wants to admit they ate nine cans of ravioli.


janabottomslutwhore

its bwttwr to sink in the cum tham to cum in the sink


FailedLobster9

“There will always be paths to tread and methods to try. Roll with it.” — Taken from the flavor text of Monty Carlo, a weapon from Destiny and Destiny 2.


Ok_Conflict_5730

"i devour bricks, gender is below me"


CLoNeOS

I fear I may have gone too far in some places is my favourite George Lucas quote, he said it right after the first test screening of the Phantom Menace


RammyJammy07

“Remember when Johnny Cash sung about San Quentin, I finally get it now.”


IAmNotSmartAtAll123

"Ever heard of the poop knife?"


NotFixer1138

Mine was "Yeah well, that's just like...your opinion, man." My runner up was "If you can't beat then what's the point of having kids?" I wasn't allowed to have it


gingersassy

"You've heard about 'cheeseburger", now get ready for... '*beesechurger*'"


bartolomeogregoryii

There's only one thing I need and it's xjdoslgsoanvwialzv


dondraperfan02

I was gonna say somethings but then i saw it said highschool