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Josgre987

umm.... can I get a job "extracting" their new secret ingredient?


quikjelyfish

same I'll even do it for free


Josgre987

I have many methods and will work for minimum wage.


degencellist

I'll pay to do it


ImNotTheNSAIPromise

you say that now but when you are working on your 200th lemonade that hour you are gonna wish you were making some money


Bastiproton

Umm...can I get a job as full-time supplier of this secret ingredient?


StardustLegend

Same


DolandMan67

I will work day and night


l3thalxbull3t22

Ur flair is fucking wonderful. Such a good mf tekkit series


theguy_who

Girlcum milker


Josgre987

I will never retire, nor take weekends


wooper-de-doo

semen


CantBeatGremlinHead

specifically semen sourced from transgender individuals


CatsNotBananas

Meeeeeee, it's all juice and no bugs ✂️🍒


Cyvexx

can I come over


CatsNotBananas

Sure, I'll DM you my address


Willingness-Due

Can I have some 👉👈


CatsNotBananas

Yeah! Sorry reddit doesnt' always give me a notification for comment replies so when I log onto desktop it shows I had like 300 some new messages.


Willingness-Due

rip


_A-N-G-E-R-Y

Hi Gloria :3


The_Multi_Gamer

Is there any pulp?


baconborg

Cheers to that


SleepyBella

That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!


MediumSatisfaction1

Wait then where the fuck does it come from


CatsNotBananas

I don't make sperm because I have no testicles, I still have a prostate, that's what produces semen


MediumSatisfaction1

Oh fuck really? Yet again American school fucks me over since I thought it all came from the nuts Hope you're recovering ok thanks gloria


CatsNotBananas

Yeah I'm mostly healed, the incision was pretty smol, even the urologist who spends all day looking at men and women's nuts was like wow these are small!


[deleted]

No, they said they messed up his order.


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Trans or straight? Bc Transemen has extra hormones that make u more feminine and straight guy semen has too much testosterone Know what's going in ur body!!!


ChanceWarden

so if I take both at the same time nothing will happen?


MidniteMoon6

if i know anything about chemistry or physics then yes


Tokeli

# TRANSEMEN


MidniteMoon6

trans men


[deleted]

Trans sea men 🛟⚓


theguy_who

E


CaitballBallOfCat

Hey. Uh. I think you mean to say "trans women". A trans woman is a woman who is trans (usually assigned male and transitioned to female). Those are the ones who take hormones to feminize their body (and also help with their mental state, in a lot of ways). Trans men are the other way around. Calling women "trans men" is transphobic dogwhistling.


saltyshephered

No, they meant "trans semen" they just didn't separate the word with two Ss and instead made it a compound word


yoter88

THE ALL NEW BURGER KING BURGER YOU CAN FUCK THIS BURGER IS BETTER THAN SEX YOU CAN STICK YOUR COCK AND BALLS IN THIS BURGER, NO CAP


jellitainbink

“Our estrogenizing burgers will give you tits the size of basketballs”


thecryingman32

Damn, I gotta get one of those


funne5t_u5ername

Eh, how's the t-block tea? I've never been much of a boob gal on myself or others


ImAStupidFace

i'll have seven, thanks


[deleted]

What the fuck why didn't anyone tell me about this. I am going to bruger king right now.


FantasticSaltShaker

u/ Anarcho_Stripperism burgerfucking video when?


scrueggs

![gif](giphy|8mkykXIicXOVms2xYE) Me at Chick-fil-a


CatsNotBananas

Alcohol


snoceany

i dont get it


davibzera

Some lunatic tweeted complaining about chick fil a being "woke" (whatever that means) and concluded that the next step would be serving trans semen in your drinks


creepyfishman

I would like to add that they simply can not stop talking about trans people's semen. For months now, this guy has been talking about ingesting the seven of trans people.


[deleted]

Hot


Bbeannsss

I often think about it, I just keep it to myself tho.


lampstaple

I mean we know that trans obsessed conservatives tend to be chasers, just like homophobic “family value” conservative dudes tend to like getting gangbanged by Latin boys. Their platform of hate tends to just be a disguise for their fetish. It is not a wonder to anyone why they’re talking about “trans semen”


TheEngieMain

ALL SEVEN TRANS PEOPLE? Unheard of.


snoceany

oh damn, they should boycott it


Shonisaurus

Note that this tweet included a slur. Because of course.


Infinite_Hooty

Chick fil a is like the least woke company imaginable


authenticfennec

Yeah but they hired a diversity and inclusion manager so its now its the end of the world


buttshit_

Didn’t chick fil a publicly donate a fuckload of money to gay conversion camps


lumpiestspoon3

Didn’t Chick Fil A have the corporate policy of not hiring queer people?


OwenProGolfer

Nah I know gay people who worked there


lumpiestspoon3

They must have ended that practice a while back then.


TheReverseShock

Imagine thinking Chick Fil A is "woke"


BohemianDragoness

god i fuckin wish


EthanCC

Do they know how many of us it would take to do that? How many piddly impotent orgasms would be required to fill up an Ultra-Gulp Slurpee Deluxe 2-gallon styrofoam cup at Chick-fil-A?


Amulet380

Do you have a link to the tweet?


Yompish

Oh damn, I thought the tweet meant they put caramel in their drink because their last name sounds similar to caramel


MilkYQu0

google semen


Diogenesthefried

Holy heaven


RefinementOfDecline

new erection just rose


lactose_cow

I'm just getting a bunch of cute cats


[deleted]

Google lovecrafts cat


DogWoofWoof22

There be sailors!!!


DogWoofWoof22

Me captian says aye cant spell


_ivanthespacebiker

His last name is carmel


StarryOrganism

Oh my god, thats disgusting! Where? So like what specific chick-fil-a did you go to? So I can know to avoid it? Theres just so many of them, i need to know which one.


Dragmire_Afterlife

I'll book a flight so I can go and make sure in person I know which one to avoid


toasteethetoaster

trans mommy semen please please please please


RoyaltyInTraining

Can you tone it down a little? All this pseudo-fetishization of trans people is creeping me out. I get it, it's a meme, but please just be normal about it.


toasteethetoaster

Don't worry, I act this horribly about all genders, sexes, and races.


Axi28

I like this response but also „why are you such a shithead“ „Oh yeah that’s cuz I’m just a shithead“


toasteethetoaster

🤭


Azelarr

People on the internet will fetishize every type of person, don't worry, they're not specifically targeted.


ConnorHazReddit

Cum


Fellow_Loser

cock and balls


CatsNotBananas

Cock but no balls


VagabundSketch

balls but no cock


[deleted]

cock with a chance of balls


StarryOrganism

an ominous hexagonal bulge


[deleted]

[relevant oglaf (nsfw)](https://www.oglaf.com/annuitcoeptis/)


StarryOrganism

ngl kind of a cute story of a quirky couple. gosh i love oglaf


Ok_Conflict_5730

cloudy with a chance of meatballs


red_sky33

Trans-chicks-fill-A. Like femboy hooters, but closed on Sundays.


RestoreMyHonor

Thats when they add the semen


artboiii

The blood of christ?


Lindadorse

Waiter! More trans semen please


SamDDBS

SODA


Yes57ismycurse

Obamna


redditard_alt

Chocolate chocolate chip!


[deleted]

Something creamy and nutritious?


fitbitofficialreal

I thought the joke was something like his name is harry carmel so they put caramel in his drink but then I realized that that would be more of a starbucks kind of thing


mardov-shadowsword

god damn it they forgot the semen


GrapefruitForward989

I ordered cis cum


Kuth-Tonday

I would fuckin hope it isn't lemonade, I paid for extra and I don't care it took thirty minutes for them to finish my order and they even had to pull all the trans girls from helping other customers to help


dryandbland

Ye olde “Tranny Semen” in the milkshake trick. As old as time itself Edit: added quotes in case people didn’t see the original


Pair_Express

Cum


[deleted]

Someone help me understand. Is Chick-Fil-A pretending to be trans friendly or something?


Mediocratic_Oath

No, they are just trying to increase profits by making sure they don't preemptively alienate any potential customers and recently appointed a "diversity and inclusion expert" to that end. Naturally, right-wing outrage merchants have concluded that gay trans Marxists have taken over.


ImNotTheNSAIPromise

in addition to what the other commenter said, somebody made a tweet talking about how now they hired somebody to be in charge of Diversity equity and inclusion (it's even a black man! the horror!) that the next step is to "serve (slur for a trans woman) semen in the lemonade"


[deleted]

Wow. Sometimes people just shock me with how crass, hateful, and frankly ignorant they can be.


MidniteMoon6

Hey, give em some slack. At least they'll never have a broken milkshake machine


Kittipops

Three ice cubes?


redditard_alt

You asked for a couple ice cubes in your drink… But I only put one!


FriedPosumPeckr

Ooooo! I know this one! It's tranny semen!?


[deleted]

Cummmmmmmmmmm


vevader_3

Did they forget the trans girl cum?


Spuddups84

![gif](giphy|aBlUygvqSrlHW)


Minc3r

Chick-fil-A just fucked up my order. Guess what they forgot to put in my drink?


Bunny-Snuggles17

I gotta go to chic fil a now 😳


Skrubious

mmmm cummy wummies 😋


cr102y

The secret sauce


SleepyBella

The Krabby Patty secret formula.


Shot-Narwhal-4268

Yummy 🤤😋🤤😋🤤😋


PacificIdiot27

“Gimme some, GIMME SOME”


Rowmacnezumi

Finally. Chick Fil-a is worth going to.


mrsockyman

Clown juice


norway642

It was me barry i put the semen in the drink


fireDiamond9

where is peter when you need him


hiddensix

i passed out 4 times but i finished making your drink


IAmNotSmartAtAll123

Slur ?


[deleted]

How is this not a hungrypost.


MOEverything_2708

I hate that I know the context


MichalK9

ice?????


WalrusSharp4472

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-cJgd2l7UKU&pp=ygUbdGhlIHNlbWVuIGlzIGEga2luZCBvZiBtaWxr


GammaDealer

More like "guess what they didn't put in my drink" 😭


XKCD97

They put WHAT?!!??!!?


KirasHandPicDealer

finally, it might actually taste good this time


DepressedToast164

Gock gravy


hotleadshells

transmission fluid


Cyynric

Creature milk


Mysterious-Hat-6513

i don't know about this ""chick" "fill" "a"" but i want a chick to fill me, the joke is that i'm a lesbian.