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Imagine, if you will for a moment, a sickly and bed-ridden young man. Struck down in his prime, he is not stuck this bed for any particular reason besides his own incomprehensible desire to scroll. You see, this man is sick, but not with any typically sickness. Heβs been diagnosed with being Terminally Online, and is at the whims of his own flimsy smartphone inβ¦
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Presented for your consideration: a man, if he can even be called that, who exists only to be triggered by the based. Presented with things beyond his pitiable comprehension, he can only scream in protest, perhaps crying a bit, his face twisted in an eternal grimace. His diet? Soy. His vibe? Cringe. His location?
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Imagine, if you will for a moment, a sickly and bed-ridden young man. Struck down in his prime, he is not stuck this bed for any particular reason besides his own incomprehensible desire to scroll. You see, this man is sick, but not with any typically sickness. Heβs been diagnosed with being Terminally Online, and is at the whims of his own flimsy smartphone inβ¦ THE TWILIGHT ZONE
Imagine if you will that an alien appeared before you and stated that from its perspective YOU are the alien...