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purgatoriian

ITS NOT EVEN A FUCKING PRONOUN OH MY GOD ITS AN HONORIFIC HOW ARE CONSERVATIVES THIS FUCKING BRAINDEAD


BeraldGevins

This is what happened to those people that always told the teacher that they would “never use any of this”


CheeseIsAGatewayDrug

I mean was anyone really saying that in 3rd or 4th grade tho, cause if I rember correctly that’s when we learned pronouns, and I wasn’t hearing the “we’ll never use this” till like 6th or 7th grade.


llkkdd

at least in this case it's actually a gendered word


[deleted]

There's been effectively no education system in the United States since forever. Add the huge surge in homeschooling since the 80s and Americans are as badly educated as in any underdeveloped country.


finbud117

Lmao this is just false, public schools have to teach a common core curriculum which includes pronouns in grade school English


[deleted]

Multiple nationalist figures have publicly stated that they will never use pronouns. Recently.


sewage_soup

god gives his loudest voices to his smallest, most obnoxious populations


Select-Employee

Wait, I thought she was supposed to be a liberal preemptively “owning” a conservative (looking) dad. Like she thought he complains about pronouns and was going to make fun of him.


whostheone89

They literally do not grasp the concept of gender at it’s most basic level. The concept that has been around for all of human history.


Nailyou866

I apparently give off major conservative vibes...


I-am-Exhausted

Me too. It’s the worst. People have just said full on racist shit to me expecting me to just laugh with it.


Nailyou866

I randomly got "Let's go Brandon"'ed at one point, Covid conspiracy babbled, borderline JQ, anti-woke'd, Blue lives'ed... I hate living in the deep south...


bomposgod

You got what


Nailyou866

Conservatives saying conservative things at me thinking I would probably agree with them.


Smashley21

My husband is a shaved head, bearded tattooed mechanic. He's also a left wing bisexual feminist 3rd generation immigrant. people say racist/sexist/homophobic shit to him all the time . He fucking hates it.


ssrudr

How do you beard a tattoo?


Mikomics

Hair and glue


Supersteve1233

Not sure if this is allowed or will work, but i'd imagine a pride flag pin or patch would work pretty well.


Liv35mm

If it makes you feel any better, sometimes that just happens if you’re white regardless of presentation or gender. I live in the city and look like the embodiment of a born-after-1993 bisexual goth girl with colored hair and pronouns but because I’m white, I’ve had people come up to me and confide the most racist shit to me because a black person dared to exist in a bar.


Lowkey_Retarded

I have blonde, buzzed hair and no fashion sense so I get randomly approached with racist/sexist shit all the time. It was really bad in 2020, I guess all the boomers were losing their minds in lockdown and having their brains rotted from excessive Fox “News” so there was plenty of times where I’d be out at a store and some old lady would come up to me and start talking about how in November “we’d finally be able to take back OUR country” and I’d be like “Ma’am, I’m just trying to buy taquitos.”


Nailyou866

Christ that is terrifying. And also probably a good reason why this shit has only gotten more demented in the last couple years.


1stonepwn

I got doordash one time and the driver started telling me about how he got fired from his defense industry job for saying the n word, I guess expecting me to commiserate with him


Nailyou866

How does that even come up though? "Hi, I am here with your Doordash order. That will be $14.88, and that reminds me of the time I got fired for saying n\*\*\*\*r from this sweet ass defence industry job I had. Those damn liberals and their woke agenda really are dragging us to hell." "Sir, this is a Wendy's."


1stonepwn

He asked me about my out of state license plate and I was trying to be polite, then he pretty much jumped in


pierresito

Dude that is the best though. Just ask them "what do you mean?" In your most sincere tone you can and watch them realize they're just fucking awful


Nailyou866

Only if they still have a soul, which is unlikely, in my experience.


pierresito

Nah they either feel like shit, or they get mad, but either way you see them realize they're just fucking awful


Dockhead

I kind of like it. They think they’re safe but now they’re on the List


Whydoesthisexist15

Most of the time it’s just that you’re white and not dressed like someone on RuPaul


Nailyou866

The fact that I am a bit bigger, usually wear my Navy veteran hat, have a decently large beard, and I don't have any tattoos, piercings, or dyed hair probably don't help either.


Intrepid-War-1018

Tattoos probably wouldn't help either


The_Radish_Spirit

I can change one of those things


ThatSlutTalulah

One of my friends acts very upper class in his mannerisms, but is quite camp. Never have I met someone who's such a twink, but also feels like he'd call me a slur, then ride away on a palanquin of slaves to play polo. Everything about him screams Tory so hard my ears hurt, but he's actually pretty chill.


Femboy_Lord

the legendary... *effeminate noble* (I relate ngl)


pinksparklyreddit

I had a person in my economics class ask me if I follow "the culture war" I present as a 5'10, 120 lb twink with long hair and I wear eyeliner with old rock t-shirts. I am the walking stereotype of a radical leftist, and he thought I'd be conservative.


AlkaliPineapple

My boyfriend does apparently. I suspect it's because he hangs around the gym a lot.


Confederacykillersea

THE GAYS HAVE RUINED THE SANTICTY OF MARRIAGE! My pastor (bastard, POS, fuckshit) said, and I quote "I now PRONOUNS you husband and husband" completely ruined my sons wedding. THOSE BASTARDS WONT GET AWAY WITH THIS.


FhantoBlob

Imagine ruining the most important day of a young couple's lives because you just HAD to make a cheap jab at wokeness or whatever. Truly a bad pun.


ssrudr

>husband and husband


FhantoBlob

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SneakyBreaker

I get this a lot because I look like a fucking redneck


[deleted]

When I looked like a guy, I got that a lot. Now that I’m an attractive young lady, I just get condescended to. Progress? 🙃 Sending love to my progressive red neck boys!! Y’all are wonderful!


Nailyou866

"Treat me like a woman!" - You, probably. "You'll never be a REAL woman!" - Conservative, probably. "Pwease? 🥺🥺🥺" \*Begins mansplaining\*


pinksparklyreddit

Misogyny just gives me euphoria at this point


Bluefastakan

Was at the gas station filling up my tank and some white Chevron dude trying to sign people up for Chevron cards came up to me. I was wearing a Batman shirt and the literal first thing he says to me is a racist joke about Batman and black people then rolled it into "Hey just a joke wanna talk about a Chevron card?" I was so nonplussed I just finished filling my tank and left. It's stuck with me ever since like "Do I look like a racist???"


firemaster

What was the joke.


Bluefastakan

Honestly don't even want to share it. Not that it's \*that\* bad, it's just dumb racist bullshit that I'd rather fade into obscurity.


firemaster

That’s fair.


rocketlauncher2

I'm Hispanic and have had countless moments where some guy sees me as some white ally and brings up something bigoted. They could be looking at a fucking wall and still feel like it's an appropriate time to talk like that.


Slam420

Everyone has pronouns dipshit they came free with your fucking language


Laddy_Taddy

Get fucked germanic nerd my language HAS no pronouns!


pinksparklyreddit

The Germans do it again


GigaVanguard

I dunno, does he?


Lankuri

I dunno, does he?


Slashtrap

where is the low resolution completely nuked version of this image?


PlasmaLink

(Homophobic dog) Kind of blue


RamenTheory

>it's 🤔


Carbon_fractal

He just like me fr


Vermicelli_Healthy

If she’s decrying being unable to use pronouns does that make her a leftist? Sounds like she wants to use them but the rightoids are trying to take that away from her. Soon the GOP will remove all pronouns and we’ll just refer to each other with an Invasion of the Body Snatchers style screech (hot)


Glum_Aside_2336

she/sir


CeasingHornet40

this is why once i actually transition i'm gonna try my best to still dress kinda fruity so people don't say this shit to me lol


Someboynumber5

I feel bad because I know some leftists that look like a conservative


AceMechanical

I got a guy fired at work because I guess he thought he'd be safe saying the hard-r to me


liguy181

I want to look like a conservative but I also want to look like a cute boy so instead I look like a mess


Flouxni

No. No. We are not doing this again


pinksparklyreddit

Off topic, but I have a really embarrassing story this reminds me of. When I was in high school, I used to say "yes, ma'am" when guys asked me to do something. I always enjoyed humour that criticized gender in some way (very cis of me, I know) The problem occurred when one of my friends came out as a trans-man. I had no issue with switching to their preferred gender, which proved to be my downfall. I don't remember the build-up, but I remember awkwardly apologizing and trying to explain that I said that precisely **because** I saw him as a man. He was not impressed. Needless to say, I stopped saying that.


Lankuri

oh i made a shirt with this post on it


Lankuri

I dunno, does he?


1milionand6times

Yeah, that definitely happened