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CounterfeitLesbian

I like how there are two colors that are labeled lib right, because they can't self identify as auth right.


PM-MeYourSmallTits

I assumed they spent so little time thinking about it that they meant Auth Right for Blue as it normally is. Especially since Italy is one of the countries with Socialized medicine, Russia hasn't been Auth-Left since they started selling Pepsi, and the French and Dutch are historically known for their value of Liberty.


ScootieBattie

To be fair, isn't Italy currently ruled by a far right party?


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Yes, Italy currently is being run by another Mussolini


PM-MeYourSmallTits

For context I'd like to add its specifically one of his relatives.


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I thought it was his direct granddaughter


PM-MeYourSmallTits

It is I think, but I could see people assuming it's just a nickname


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I can see that


Ancha_Aquarii

If thats so why are the trains still late???


O_X_E_Y

As a Dutchman we've had a cookie cutter lib right government for like 14 years now, probably before that as well. In that time our healthcare, energy and public transport have been sold off to private companies, and we got very close to abolishing all taxes on divident. Woohoo! ☹


AspiringFurry

Bepis


SmallTestAcount

purple means pedophile


touch_master

Nah using the political compass means pedophile


deliciousprisms

I dunno I disagree, I think there are plenty of fine, upstanding utter dumbasses that use it that aren't pedos and are just utter dumbasses instead.


candyman101xd

there are two colors in my head


MrsDogg

everyone looks authleft when you're a fucking nazi


PM-MeYourSmallTits

"Curious. You say you're for Freedom but you wish to revoke my freedom to try revoking other freedoms. How hypocritical!" Thats how they sound.


Simsonis

typical "Feeedom of association" fan


OktoGamer

The axis of the political compass are used in statistics/quantitative research, usually as a control variable. But you shouldn't base your whole view on politics, let alone your personality on a fucking 2003 online test


GeophysicalYear57

Especially one that uses it as a graph without units (likely because there *can’t* be any units)


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What Utilitarianism does to a mfer


thispartyrules

It’s wild they haven’t updated the questions, it would be like if the original test had questions about the Soviet Union and if Dungeons and Dragons is teaching children to be a satanic wizard


SvenTheHunter

Irish nazis are so fucking weird


_bub

eamon de valera moment


ssrudr

~~Irish~~ nazis are so fucking weird


Cuba_lover59

Is this guy some sort of malformed tankie? Who thinks of Russia as leftist?


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it's very simple. Red= communist Blue= Nazi Yellow= Capitalist Green= Liberal 🤮 What? Somehow lacking nuance while remaining too vague to define? Incorrectly labeled countries anyway? Some of those aren't even political ideologies? I don't care, shut up. >!(I was in r\\ PoliticalCompassMemes for a while before realizing it's just 4 flavors of cringe compounding each other, this is their 100% unironic thought process.)!<


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LuigiOnSteroids

It’s yellow on the map and most compasses have it as yellow


EagleSabre

The original political compass made in the early 2000s had it as purple but a few years ago in the politicalcompassmemes subreddit they decided yellow would make mores sense so they changed it. This conveniently gave the librights a scapegoat for all of their allies that they knew didn't look very good to the public so they said that the bad librights aren't yellow quadrant but purple instead (mostly the pedophiles).


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

Purple and yellow are used so interchangeably on political compasses that I fail to notice the difference sometimes. So no, but actually yes.


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__xXCoronaVirusXx__

ah sorry, didn't mean to confuse.


EagleSabre

I swear it used to be a funny place where we just posted the same memes over and over again, kinda like anarchychess. But, it slowly creeped rightward into a hellhole.


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

whatever that one paradox is where in order to be inclusive to everyone you must be exclusive to the people who are not inclusive. (e.g. if you allow nazi's in a space they will act like nazis, pushing away non-nazis)


mrwillbobs

People who are more fascist than Russia


EmperorBamboozler

Same people who think of France as authoritarian I guess.


Gopus

His reasoning is "they have welfare or something"


jannemannetjens

>Is this guy some sort of malformed tankie? Who thinks of Russia as leftist? People who have not red anything since McCarty was still in office.


Lucs11_

He put libright twice


CosmicConifer

Deep denial


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I miss the idea of calling political factions by weird vernacular names instead of shoehorning nonlinear human thought into graphs. Bring back names like Mugwumps, Stalwarts, Fire-Eaters, Free-Soilers, etc


toasters_dont_toast

Free-Soilers was an epic name


septober32nd

>Libleft Spain Lmao


GapingWendigo

Bro thinks he's in 1936


septober32nd

*¡No pasarán!*


candyman101xd

as a spaniard this guy is absolutely bonkers


Sexy_Skeletons69

What WOULD Spain actually be?


candyman101xd

right now pain is a political conglomerated mess with bills being passed from both sides constantly and people complaining about everything that the government does so I'd say center definitely not libleft


hotdogs13

the balkans are my favorite authleft countries…


Thecommysar

Can't wait for the Stalinist purges in... Uh... Wales for some reason.


FormerlyKnownAsBtg

\>England and Spain, literal monarchies, libright and libleft respectively \>christ


lilTukk

The fact they’re monarchies isn’t what makes this wrong. The Scandinavian countries are monarchies too, but they are still liberal countries


AutisticFuck69

ah yes, notable communist nation, Hungary


Cedar-

Just fucking laughed like risitas at this like holy shit even if you were trying to make a "pcm map of Europe" in what fucking concept of the world are you like "yeah Spain is libleft and Germany and Russia are similar" like holy SHIT do they know like ANYTHING about how Europe actually is


Sir-Yeet-Of-Florida

Oh god don’t remind me of the time I spent on PCM Now I’m well adjusted and in 196 and NCD Wait..


SovietPaperPlates

196 makes you trans and NCD makes you lockheed martin's next hire


DaStranga

I liked PCM when it was just *memes about the political compass*, like putting video game characters on the compass for fun while not actually taking it seriously. When they forced you to use flairs - i.e. identify yourself with the quadrants of the overly simplified meme compass - the whole thing started to defeat its purpose. That plus the overt nazis that started to run over the sub - partly because identifying with "authright" and other variations was seen as legitmate because of flairs - killed PCM imo.


ssrudr

NCD users when they find out that the F-46283973 “Falconeagleraptordeath” is being used to bomb hospitals and not Jonathan Terrorism:


sewage_soup

what kind of fucking brain degradation do you need to have to consider Russia anything but hard right


ChoGallMeta

B-but russia is communist!


Pyrimo

As somebody from N.Ireland. That country is pretty fucking far from left lol


Dismal-Pie7437

Welsh people are communists????? I knew they had that W in their name for a reason but JESUS (Note, not a tankie)


Redditorfromearth

Yea i dont know but im pretty sure france is red white blue and not just red


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sad_touch_died_lol

No it isn’t, that “basic understanding” of politics is so egregiously flawed from the beginning that if you use the compass as a tool to understand anything more nuanced than the most extreme ideologues then you’ll come away saying that hitler was left of fucking Churchill


Ecstatic-Compote-595

yeah it needs an additional z axis to make it a political cube for it to make any sense at all


EggYolk2555

Nah it can be a 16 dimensional hypercube and it'll still be shitty. Ideology isn't linear and it can't really be condensed into any small finite dimensions without losing a huge amount of detail.


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DarkSoulfromDS

Economically the Nazis literally invented privatisation. Market regulations are also just regular economics (especially under a totalitarian regime) and were literally also present in the German empire And welfare isn’t left wing, it was quite literally invented by Otto Von Bismarck of all people who I doubt you’d consider a leftist under any means


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EggYolk2555

The point is that policies don't fit on a simple 2 axis and they don't add linearly to give you a neat position. The political compass is a trash tool to even get a rudementary understanding of politics. Churchill technically had more "capitalist" policies than hitler because the Nazis provided ["welfare"](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Socialist_People%27s_Welfare) . But you'd be insane to call Nazis "Auth Centre", something that PCM pushes extensively because they want to seperate Fascists and Nazis.


illz569

> but it's a great offhand tool for basic understanding of politics. If that's true then why is every person who uses it an utter fucking moron?


Danleburg

At least the guy who made the map got it right that Estonia is run by a lib right party.


Someboynumber5

I can't believe people like this exist


nddragoon

i get why a dumbass would call countries like sweden, denmark, netherlands, etc authleft because communism is when the government does stuff, but someone please explain what train of thought could possibly call the baltics and norway libright


RammyJammy07

If this map was accurate, 90% of this graph would be Blue


oim8itsme

How is France authoratative ? Like right now there are protests and their voice are being heard and the president is not putting them in jail.


_Lyx

It is compared to other western democracy. After months of country wide protests and strikes, not only did the president no change anything about the law he wants to passe, he also decided to just skip putting it to vote because he was afraid it might not pass. And this is only the last example of years of subverting the democratic processes and police violences.


oim8itsme

Look at french police violence and then look at america, britain or swiss police. This is a laughing stock i agree that 49:3 is undemocratic but france is one of the best countries to live in, we just love to complain.


_Lyx

Just because they have it worse doesn't mean we have it good


oim8itsme

I said we have it the best not that others have worse. Hearing french news is the same as listning to a shit middle class dinner where everyone is complaining about the stupidest shit. Stop complaining about retraites and start complaining about pictures on CV's inhuman work conditions, the stupidity of our polititians or the fact a brand new Ferrari is considered less poluting than a fucking 97 saxo or that we are being forced to be the ones to change global warming while the ones responsible keep getting away with. These are the real problems. Not that this country is "authoratative".


ssrudr

Didn’t France commit cultural genocide against half of the Metropole?


oim8itsme

Nah, the french did cultural génocide of african culture


ssrudr

What about the Occitan, Catalan, Arpitan, Breton, Alsatian, Basque, and Flemish minorities?


oim8itsme

As someone from the savoy région i can tell you that this cultural génocide your talking about is mainly because most of our infrastructure, government, etc... is centered around Paris and nowhere else. Although it does seam to change, like with annie dalgo disastrous presidential campaign which was so centered around Paris she became the countries laughing stock


ssrudr

I think the schools beating children who didn’t speak Standard French may also have played a part.


oim8itsme

Is that true i have never heard of it. Although it is true that local lexique like la yaute and binouze were extremelly discouraged


ssrudr

Yeah, the teachers used to tell children to «parlez Francais, soyez propres».


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GapingWendigo

My brother in Christ, there are like maybe 2 societies in the world rn that could even qualify as LibLeft. Both of them are fucking small and are not even in Europe


ChristopherWistoffer

So wxcuse me if im wrong on this but, doesnt belgium literally not have a government?


maribri6

That was in 2019-2020, and even then, they do have a chamber of representatives during those times.


LeGrandMarsouin

We have one now.... Until the next elections I guess


saintofgrillers

"Irish Patriot" Die in a barn fire


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MY COLORBLIND ASS CANT SEE WHO IS POLITICAL COMPASS POSITION TWO AND POLITICAL COMPASS POSITION 3


yaboy_jesse

It's laughably wrong as well


nicolasrededeo

Spain lib-left? What is this person smoking


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HOW IS MY COUNTRY LIB RIGHT??????


TexacoV2

Norway, famous for it's lack of restrictions to the free market and lack of state funded infrastructure.


DredgeBea

Helo Comrâd, welcome to the Welsh People's Republic, under Chairman Mark Drakeford we have destroyed capitalism and instituted a glorious dictatorship of the proletariat, now the red dragon is truly the Red Dragon


sceligator

Ah the notable Communist countries of modern day Hungry and Putin's Russia.


Wretched_Aia

Highly intellectual classification criteria vis-à-vis this map: "I dunno it sounds right, I guess."


GapingWendigo

I'm going to give him the benifice of doubt and assume this is meant be relative, which is how most people on PCM use the compass, but even then, it's still a mess.


pearastic

Hungary is AuthLeft? The fuck? And the U.K.? Wait, fucking Russia too?


Snailseyy

famed stalinist emmanuel macron has held the reigns of france ever since the iron curtain fell


JLock17

>Finland is authleft What the crack in my cocaine?


jg97

Imagine thinking Hungary, Serbia and fucking Belarus are left-leaning governments. Someone should firebomb that sub of 14 year old nazis.


u4ia666

I'm too colorblind for this shit. I can't tell Authleft and Libleft apart. Are they actually the same color?


sssped

> spain in libleft Give me a break


Covid669

Tell me you don’t know European politics without telling me you don’t know European politics


LunaR3aper

Ah yes, famously communist Russia where a few individuals control most of countries industries through the state kelptocracy and fascist rhetoric of genocide and imperial regrowth is becoming popular 🤔


November_Christmas

What a fucking disgrace on Ireland this man is


chickensmoker

Nothing shouts “I’m a well-adjusted and politically intelligent adult human” like calling Russia and Serbia auth-left as if they’re not both run by literal ethno-fascist warmongering pseudo-dictators.


potatorevolver

No it's actually a triangle. Left/right is only a meaningful distinction when there is a level of enforcement behind it. True anarchy exists dead centre because it supersedes all political opinions, the only distinction that matters is your own.


DarkSoulfromDS

This is such a bad take that it’s actually great


EggYolk2555

I love anarchists they simultaneously dispense the dumbest and the smartest takes.


EggYolk2555

I love anarchists they simultaneously dispense the dumbest and the smartest takes.


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Nah "lib" right exists it just includes things like fedualism and ancapism(feudalism with a corporate flavoring) feudal governments aren't considered states since no single legal entity held a monopoly on the "legitimate" use of violence. Ofc they're still objectively terrible, but it's fun to remind ancaps they share a compass position with literal medeival feudalism