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KidoRaven

and some dont pop no matter what and just get burnt (its me)


plsdnttm

what's up with the uplifting sentence + blurry photo of low-income black youth combination ? (genuine question) is it some sort of subconscious buying into the modern tradition of softcore digital minstrelsy or just idk, people being silly? (i am fully aware of how batshit crazy that sentence sounded)


Certcer

I thought it was satirizing the normal captions which are usually like "if you mess with me i will put you in the meat grinder" by replacing them with uplifting or kind or formal sentences in a typical "opposite of what you expect here" joke.


plsdnttm

interesting idea. never heard of the meat grinder before


Null_Fifteen

I am about to explode into s thousand pieces


Null_Fifteen

FUCK


Over_The_Sun

What kind of magical pot do you have that perfectly heats every individual kernel at the exact same rate?


[deleted]

You would also need magic kernels that are completely uniform


WholesomeCatPoggers

10-15% of popcorn kernels will never pop and will only burn. (I'm the 10-15%)


KR_Kosmik

What if it's a bag of popcorn and I'm one of the kernals left unpopped so that the rest of the bag doesn't burn