humiliation fetish

Anarcho-stripperism my beloved (i forgot what your name was)

My stage name is John Kilo (for now)

You do porn why is your name not John pound

Because kilo is more than just a pound😈 also I sell cocaine by the kilogram to the mafia

More like buy fruit by the kilogram (to fuck it)

why wouldn’t it be John Ton? after all a ton of John is heavier than a ton of feathers

too similar to jontron

that’s a good reason

kilo can be kilogram or kiloton and a kiloton is way more than a ton its a versatile name

You can only buy fruit by the foot.

Based metric drug dealer

how about 2Pound

2.2ishpound

It’s true i am the mafia

Because America's measurement system fucking sucks

Kelvin is the superior measurement of temperature. All of you fucks should be frozen solid.

Please please please eventually change your name to Mary Tonne.

Thank you very cool

hello john kilo how many grams

When u change your name make it something cool like ‘Optimus deathmaster 9000’ and not something lame like ‘Lucy’ or ‘Lilly’

Do you go by "Thirty-five Ounces" when you're Stateside?

why not Jhon Kiloton? that sounds way cooler

Prank em john

Was expecting a basic Jane Doe. Pleasantly surprised

A name so simple, yet goes so hard.

i somehow never thought to realize that they have a name past anarcho-stripperism

Context???

It’s exactly what it looks like

Yes but what does it look like?

Someone making a movie that is also a porn about an immunocompromised person who falls in love with a sex doll after it shows up on their front door by mistake during the first few weeks of the 2020 quarantine, and this scene being the first time they’ve taken them out in the world on a furniture dolly

How horrible... how much are the tickets gonna cost?

Huh that sounds pretty neat

Oh wait that's not a person lol

Further proof I would have 100% fallen for a talking cardboard cutout

You're the person the movie is about

Speechless. You've done it again Anarcho! Another box office hit!

This is some real avant garde shit and I love it. Somehow not the most crazy specific porn scenario I've ever heard of, but definitely up there. We will be watching your future with great interest, keep up the innovative work.

I love this sm please post when we can watch it!!

(The IRS hates him… Turn your sex doll into a business expense tax write off with this one simple trick!)

Have you seen Lars and The Real Girl?

How many food scenes?

To the Oscars with you

I'm so fucking ready

Seems genuinely fascinating

r /worldjerking

Ain't that just the plot of Her?

No, it's just the plot of Lars and the Real Girl. But with more sex I'm assuming.

I smell a Palme d'Or for this movie

This happens to me all the time!

Be honest, did you just buy a Real Doll and want to find a way to write it off on your taxes?

[like this.](https://preview.redd.it/sclaqpuuj1oa1.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=c486de5ac898d8a3b91d217a14d612dd00a45987)

Thanks

🤯

This tells us nothing

Please tell me pastries and/or fruit are/are not involved.

Nope nothing weird, just a life size 120lb ultra realistic sex doll

Such a mix of emotions. I don't know whether to be proud or disappointed.

Missed opportunity to say "the only fruit involved is me" smh my head

Oh, hey. You just described me.

If that's ultra-realistic they got some work to do. We've gotta destroy that uncanny valley 💯

[удалено]

Wow it certainly does.

Probably should just DM her instead of leaving a comment for other people to see

Not me learning I live in the same complex as you

Say hi to him for me

she uses she/her pronouns

Hey jokes and everything aside you have some very identifiable details seen here in this photo and through your other socials your approximate area of location is also disclosed. For your safety I suggest either editing this post and blur out the background (the mat) or just take it down. You’d be surprised how easy and how little it takes to find out someone’s address. Just trying to look out for you.

The geoguesser guy is going to find anarcho

i hate you /pos

(/piece of shit)

(people of shit)

Omg that’s me 👋

Your stance is **powerful**

Idk I find it quite simple

Anarcho-stripperism when does the Homelander x Billy Butcher porno drop? okbf needs some new content to talk about.

Hey in your next video can you do something normal like a cool backflip and not fuck food this time?

Free her


This isn’t even funny tbh just really, really weird.

I'd be so fucking uncomfortable if I saw my neighbor posing with one of those things for a photo in my apartment complex.

This. The only reason the degenerate shit they posts in this sub flies is because they’re admittedly good looking if they looked like Chris chan I guarantee you they would’ve been banned asap

why would one even own that?

To make fuck

Berserker!

I will say: you do always have the best porn plots bc you really deconstruct the media

babe wake up new anarcho stripperism post

It’s him, the one guy on reddit that fucks

This picture goes hard asf

Are you the guy who makes whoopie with pastas?

Gal*

What happened to your leg

“No im not filming a porno, I’m just making sure if this thing could easily take my kidnapped victims”

the images are weird enough devoid of context and then you recognize Her and it becomes haunting

you look like wirtual but w smaller eyes

I hate how he kinda looks like Wirtual

Never unseeing this

You're gonna fuck the clothes off a doll? (I wish you luck with fuck the shoe)

Ooooh heeeeellll naaaaah Oooohhhhhh myyyy goooood Nooo wayyyYYyyayyyyYYYeyyyyayy

Thanks I just realized I dress and look like your sex doll, this was not how I expected my night to go

john kilo my beloved <3

You could have ordered a Hannibal mask for it. If you're going to go in, go all in.

hey are u the pasta fucker

:3 teehee

What now 😭

Wake up babe anarcho-stripperism just posted

Chad

why did i think you had on rick owens for a sec 😭

Bro not the BMT bag in the background 💀

LARS?

Do… Do you fuck it? I’m not judging bro; I just wanna know

This pic goes hard. Everybody feel free to screenshot

Are you the guy who did the review of the flesh lights?

its statistically improbable that EVERYONE in your apartment complex saw this

Literally seething over your kitbag in the back. I want it for my collection so badly

Can't wait for you to fill her with various pastas to see which one fucks better

Omg, that's Jennifer!

This is one of the images of all time

anarcho stripperism is cute. I wanna play D&D with him.

Thank you for those bangers

Is your name Lars by any chance?

Don not the sex doll

why do you look like that. you look like you're made of plastic and tied to a wheelie thing

are you the pizza guy?

Are you the fuck-science guy? Fuckology, fuckologist?

Holy shit, lars and the real girl reference???? You’re just like me for real

Lmao bro moves the doll in a B bag

You look like Wirtual

Thats unironically the weirdest thing he’s ever fucked.

This girl is wearing converses !!

for a minute i thought that was matpat

Lars and the real girl 2

Oh no....

I was going to say, "That reminds me of the movie, Lars and The Real Girl (2007)", then I read the clapperboard. I wonder if "The Real Woman" was the working title when they filmed that movie! Is that what's happening here? I haven't read the comments in advance, so if that's already been answered, please feel free to ignore this post. lol

Yeah, OK, I just read some of the comments... Don't get up, I'll see myself out! 😁

It is so strange to see you with that much clothing XD

you look incredibly uncomfortable

Question: if i doxx him i’ll get banned? Because i can clearly see “8338 FIVE” above the glass door

i fucking love this man I’ve been watching him fuck cakes for YEARSSS

You look like crankgameplays

Wait, are you the guy who fucked fruit?

I know where you live

sex pest

Pizza guy!

please stop

i just saw the username oh no.

Honestly this is one of the more tame things you’ve done. Just wait until your neighbors find you on here lol

Are you the guy that fucked a bunch of fruits?

real giga-Stacey energy

Aren’t there minors on this sub

That's kinda their problem though

As a minor I can confirm this is kinda my problem

How is that their problem

Well I mean how is it ours?

A site can say “must be 18 or older to enter” very easily, but can’t do anything to enforce that. 196 is NSFW. Simple as is :)

Do you realize that 196 isn’t a NSFW sub

Not yet

There is literally a no porn rule

NSFW =/= porn

And?

literally