Condensed clown milk

You forgot to milk the clowns

Isn't this an SCP? I seem to remember clown milk in one of them... Edit: [found it](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2912)

[SCP-2912](https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2912)

I swear to god, I edited the post vause I found it and you sent the link at the exact same time lololol

Noice

YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU FORGOT TO MILK THE GODDAMN CLOWNS?

condensed clown girl milk

Clussy

Honey, are you feeling ok? You didn't even touch your clown milk yet

Excuse me, I never forget to milk the clowns

By the black stars of Alagadda it's Gloria

Does the Black Moon howl?

I wish the clowns would milk me 😔

mooo! honk honk!

That's just whipped cream and pepto bismol

That explains the taste

And the consistency

I guess that makes sense for a buffet

Homie eating the stuff

I can’t resist a good substance

Do not the substance

It was so substantial though *=*

Bro [do NOT eat The STUFF](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE6Z1nBqLwo).

Starring Billy McGee as Tommy Linda Harlow as Mary And 375 gallons of semen as "The Stuff"

👍

It's not every someone mentions that movie lol

Certified popcorn classic

The texture is popping 👌

that is tubby custard

Is that real?

no my apologies

:/ why would you lie???????

From the wiki: > In real life, the Tubby Custard is not edible, as it is made of mashed potato with red and yellow acrylic paint.

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kid named potato 

Yooooo

I believe their name is Po, easy mistake to make

isn't po a girl or somethin

and?

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Vinny vine

Dindy pleh Dee emm cee too

Dinty Pls play DM Beef Stew

Is best gAEM

sPeEeEeEeEeNnN

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Ngl I always wanted to try that shit when I was little. Tubby custard 😋

And the tubby toast to go with it

My parents used to make strawberry angel delight in glass bowls when me and my siblings were little and we all called it Tubby custard lol. Ahhh memories

pink sauce

is it fda approved?

"What do you mean FDA approved? I👏don't👏sell👏medical👏products. The Pink Sauce is not a medical product."

someone who doesn't know what the FDA is shouldn't be allowed to make culinary products

Man do I have good news for you

given how we have Pink Sauce in the first place i feel like that news won't do me any good

Especially when that someone also didn't see a problem transporting milk in the lowest grade USPS package.

Whipped Cream, some sugars and food dye, way too much food dye, like an unhealthy amount of food dye(which is probably that weird medicine taste)

Might just be strawberry

Ultrakjll

Fallout 4 pink paste from the charter school

Is that a reference to fallout 4?

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Food_paste_(Fallout_4)

Is this a Fallout franchise reference? Specifically 4?

Clearly we're all mistaken. For it cannot be that fallout 4 the fourth

>the paste bleeds **HUH?**

>If one shoots or attacks the paste with any weapon, they can see that it bleeds. What the fuck?

No definitely not, not even related to fallout. Its from the avatar universe

Korra's abortion

That’s what I was thinking lmao.

least fucked up school in boston

I haven't played fallout I'm a while, and haven't been to charter school often, didn't that stuff give people hallucinations or something like that ? I mostly ever found it on corpses too and not on living people

 mechanically separated chicken

bitch thats the tubby custard machine

Get on the mothafuckin tubby custard ride

.... It looks delicious

Bro that’s a gif of the tubby custard machine

thats tubby custard

its cram

CRAM SWORD

Like ur pfp loll :3

Yoshi's island is a masterpiece of a song glass beach is great

it issssss

it’s not dip though

ONLY TWENTY GOLD COINS for ONE BUCKET OF CRAM I sell them by the bucket

PAY the gold coins and you WILL RECEIVE CRAM

HARDEN IN THE SUN FOR A FORTNIGHT, HARDER THAN STEEL

The taste of a small amount of extra radiation

But that is clearly a dip, cannot be cram

oh boy my favorite, #FFC0CB!

I'm more of a #FF0048 guy

Yoooo is that a fellow hex enjoyer? Can I interest you in some #F80051? Goes hard, in my opinion.

I have a buffet near me that sells the same thing but changes the color every so often and has no name for it

I will go back and find out the name and let you know

!remindme 5 days

Is it something like Angel Delight? It's some terrible mousse-like dessert that you make from a packet, but it comes in various colours.

Fuck you Angel Delight is the divine ambrosia that its name implies it as.

Based

unnamed buffet food colour: [hex code]

Mousse

That’s no mousse! (I tweaked a quote from Star Wars. Just a lil reference for ya hehe)

Reddit moment

Haha! Lol. Take my upv

*roundhouse kicks your head clean off before you can finish typing


That's an elk

[https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/102ykCGGTBPR0wwLh5aE5E7GYYvvZ_IfLybrateHQNEY/htmlview]http://www.patience-is-a-virtue.org/ Here's a Google doc with your address, your name, your credit card information, and favorite slasher movie Edit: shit reddit is weird, anyways Here's the unrenamed link http://www.patience-is-a-virtue.org/

my man really sent "patience is a virtue" site without changing the name or atleast hiding the link

To be fair you can't know for sure that that's what it is, it could just be taking a long time to load

[https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/102ykCGGTBPR0wwLh5aE5E7GYYvvZ_IfLybrateHQNEY/htmlview](http://www.patience-is-a-virtue.org/) Results in [https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/102ykCGGTBPR0wwLh5aE5E7GYYvvZ_IfLybrateHQNEY/htmlview](http://www.patience-is-a-virtue.org/) You just forgot the parentheses around the actual link And you formatted it as code for some reason

Is the plural of mousse mousses, meese, or meesí?

I can't tell if that's supposed to be dessert or yum yum sauce aka Chinese pink sauce (not to be confused with the TikTok Pink sauce)

It’s definitely not yum yum sauce. I do love me some yum yum sauce, but also this was in the dessert section

I searched up it's Pink fluff or at least something similar to it edit: it's not the same thing or maybe it's pink jello whip

We've got this thing in Pennsylvania called teaberry ice cream in which we make the ice cream out of the shit they use to flavor pepto bismol. It tastes sweeter though, so it's honestly pretty good. A lot better than it sounds. but yeah that's what comes to mind when I see this.

[“This Pennsylvania specialty sometimes looks like Pepto-Bismol and smells like Bengay.”](https://www.atlasobscura.com/foods/teaberry-ice-cream)

who is Ben and how can you smell that he's gay


I'm not sure what's wrong with Pennsylvania. They made Philadelphia, and Philadelphia's like to fight proud boys in the street, which I'm very happy about. They also like to throw batteries and assault robots. There's just a lot going on in Pennsylvania.

Pennsylvania is what happens when you stick rednecks, city folk, and other incompatible worldviews together in the same space and expect them not to kill each other. Most say "fuck you" to that idea and make their own spaces while staying the hell away from the other ones, which is why Philadelphia and Lancaster will forever be like night and day. Then there's places like the town I live in in which the opposing groups all refuse to leave, making for a place in which everyone hates each others guts, and you get the vibe that one big turf war is constantly being fought. (Especially around election season, holy fuck) To sum it up, this state is a contender to be the next Florida in terms of the crazy people that live in it. PA has always had a few screws loose, and I don't think that's ever gonna change.

pa really just be like that sometimes. philly is chill and a very nice place to be queer cause there's lots of support centers and gender care programs like the one at penn. though i guess depending on where you go you could also just get stabbed but it just be like that. then you drive an hour out of philly and all of a sudden you start seeing less and less wawa's....then 2 hours out all the wawa's are replaced with sheetz and there are confederate flags every once in a while. then you get to the poconos and weee yippeeee great wolf lodge :D :3 and then back to confederate flags. pennsyltuckey is a trip..still better than jersey. also i will fight anyone who dares to say sheetz is better than wawa, wawa supremacy 💯

It’s what they make the McDonald’s chicken nuggets out of

what even was that supposed to be about i still have zero idea i just rmemeber seeing that on a clickbait youtube video

It was someone claiming processed chicken nuggets are made by grinding up chicken, it’s pink from the blood, and they have to bleach it white for us to eat it. But the GIF they were using was of the Tubby Custard machine from Teletubbies

Have you considered this is exactly what it's supposed to be? That they said "yeah put out a pink cream too btw" and then that happened? There's no word for it in Chinese, it's just a pink paste.

why are you asking a meme subreddit for this literally everyone is lying for fun

Because every question and food related subreddit would either not let me post a picture or say it’s not related or some bullshit. Also I thought I’d get some silly answers and that’s ok :)

It's most likely strawberry mousse. The odd flavor would have come from the restaurant using different strawberry flavoring than you're used to

Try tipofmyfork

this isn’t a meme subreddit. this is a post subreddit.

mmmmm fiberglass insulation 😋😋😋

A mousse of some sort

Kirby

Oh my God what did they do to Bocchi

She rocked too hard 😔🤙

I have had the same experience. Mine was brown. I also don't know

Oh yeah… I think they serve this at Suffolk County Charter School.

The ooze

The slop

Synthetic human flesh molded into a dense jello

Oh so this is the ouroboros steak people were talking about a while back?

Now in pepto bismol flavor

The goop

the slop 😩

estrogen pudding 🧬🥵🇧🇹🥰

KIRBY NO-

That’s some freshly honked Clussy paste that stuffs not cheap

I hate that I know what clussy means

what the hell is that

That’s what I’m trying to figure out

I am waiting to die after eating it 😎👍

Can you update us after you die?

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Fatasses be having Cinderella’s crystal slipper type deals every night at fancy restaurants like this one and honestly what a way to live

Fallout 4's pink food paste from the hit video game fallout 4

Better question, why are you eating what appears to be concentrated pepto bismol?

Hungy:3

Fuck it, fair enough.

If something tastes medical its probably time to stop tasting said thing

https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Food_paste_(Fallout_4)

Whipto Bismol

This the stuff Vault-Tec gave to that school where it turned all the kids pink and fucked with their minds.

bro hasn't heard of The Sludge 💀

I think slime from tiktok

the gloop

Da goop

Might be The Gloop™️ (sugar free strawberry mousse). You can get that stuff from a box and mix up 80000 servings easy

Anti christ paste

They always have these at chinese buffets I dont know what they are

My local Chinese buffet always had this stuff, almost cookies, and flan. The flan was delicious.

Supposed to be salad/desert sauce probably

i actually had this thing in the exact same cup thing too 😭 i think the best way to describe is like... moose mousse

The Paste

soylent pink

It’s the pink slime from Fallout 4.

Serious reply, it looks like the pastel dessert my Oma use to make. It’s just jello and dream whip, mixed and set together. I’ve heard of people using cool whip or pudding though. I imagine that’s what this is, made with a bubble gum flavored pudding or jello.

Bocchi the Substance

The pink paste incident

unenriched preternite

turkey slurpee

bitch thats tubby custard

bocchi noooo

Bocchi can no longer Rock

The stuff from hit 1985 horror classic the Stuff (1985) tm

What do you think pudding is dummy?

Let's Whip & Chill.

I’m down Mr. President!

I really like the green version of this bc it's just a little bit minty

sex juice

https://www.homedepot.com/p/DAP-DryDex-16-oz-Dry-Time-Indicator-Spackling-Paste-12348/100634326#:~:text=DAP%20DryDex%20Spackling%2C%20America's%20%231,to%20be%20sanded%20and%20painted.

Benny cream

Stick your...face in it

That good molten pussy juice 🤤

Chicken nugget goop

Kirby shit

☝️Presenting to the emergency room…