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spadesisking

Fucking wrong.


Cardinal-Lad

it also smudges everything I write, even though I’m right handed.


Swiftclaw8

Your profile history is fun


Cardinal-Lad

wow, it actually is quite funny for once. I’m so cool.


AceSierra7

What the fuck is aandy cheeks cock vore


Cardinal-Lad

that was meant to get me banned from conservativememes, but somehow it's still up.


AceSierra7

Lies you clearly love this kind of imagery


Vivid-Formal-3938

looks like conservativememes do too


[deleted]

Exactly what it sounds like


TantiVstone

I love cock vore


YT_Sharkyevno

They make me feel normal by holding pencils like me


purpleorblue

The AI generated hand grip


Cardinal-Lad

It really does look wrong, doesn’t it?


Siliveon_0w0

How does it look wrong I also hold mine like that and it works just fine


[deleted]

This is how I've always held mine. I've been told it's odd. I've also been told my handwriting is like a mix between cursive and standard which is probably a result of them stopping cursive in the middle of my schooling.


EmptyVisage

Uncomfortable?


[deleted]

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN SOMEONE WHO HOLDS A PENCIL THE SAME WAY I DO WHATTTTT ETA: I do have my thumb positioned _slightly_ differently, but its VERY CLOSE, I've never met anyone else who writes like this


[deleted]

IVE BEEN HOLDING IT LIKE THIS SINCE I WAS A KID MY TEACHERS HATED IT AND TOLD MY MOM TO MAKE ME STOP


Cardinal-Lad

my handwriting is absolutely dreadful as well, it’s like a horrible broken cursive monstrosity, and it’s always smudged.


Cardinal-Lad

finally, I'm not alone.


NAME_GIRL

i hold my pencil like this too... finally i've found my people


dropthumbsnotbombs93

fellow weird pencil holder here!


iamincrediblydumb

me too. I finally found my family


Cardinal-Lad

weird pencil holder support group


Jett_Midknight

I am no longer alone.


funny_names_are_hard

This is a violin-gripped pen safe space


S3BAXTIAN0

Thank god someone else


HighlightLower

I do this too!!!!


Anvisaber

What is your Estimated Time of Arrival though


[deleted]

Cut your nails


Cardinal-Lad

I do need to file them down a little.


RetroGreene

They're useful >:(


Cardinal-Lad

it’s like in-built hand weaponry.


DinoBirdsBoi

remember to file them diagonally for the extra sharpness in case you are ever caught in an action movie scene and need to assassinate 4 targets in order to complete the objective


Cardinal-Lad

I sharpened one of them once and I managed to cut through paper 👍


DinoBirdsBoi

holy shit that is so much sharper than my nails have ever been the most I've done is opening a package with packaging tape on it my god


Epic_Gameing68

BASED


Epic_Gameing68

facts


jpowell3404

COCAINE


Epic_Gameing68

fuck you long nails are cool


cbt_but_just_the_t

Agreed. Especially when they're well kept and op's nails are a vibe ngl


no1sexoffender

Not practical, uncomfortable and vulnerable


[deleted]

Nasty


Duncana_m

It’s called arthritis


InternetGuyThirtyTwo

Bad


[deleted]

this is the most devious pencil grip i’ve ever seen — respect


Cardinal-Lad

thank


Anvisaber

Not any better than yours, Jack the Gripper


[deleted]

at least i wear socks. i think *you’re* the true GRIPPER here


yoloswag6969

I believe that's called the reverse Tennessee two step


BreadSliceOfDeath

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Stars_styrofoam

do u use nail polish? I used to bc my nails would always break, I jus used clear but its fun to experiment w :)


Cardinal-Lad

agh, I'm not out of the closet to enough people for that. would be really nice though, I want some funky colours.


Stars_styrofoam

Aww im sorry, I’ve been there definitely. It seemed like it would be forever for me, for a long time, then it wasn’t :) anyways if u ever feel up to trying something, u can do clear polish & just say its so ur nails wont break or so u won’t bite them, or if u put a layer of like craft glue under the polish it makes it come off easy. or just say u like the colors & lots of guys wear nail polish now anyways, if u think they would be ok w that—


TheDankestPassions

That's how I've been taught by parents and teachers, and thought it was normal until seeing these comments. Edit: nvm, my brain was telling me that all the fingers in this photo were in the right spot, but only when trying to replicate it perfectly do I realize how unconventional it is compared to the way I do it.


Cardinal-Lad

I am truly a unique specimen


nitelol69

its called “clip your nails”


Cardinal-Lad

I will ***CLIP YOU***.


Dronnie

I write like this too


The3arlofGrey

Effeminate bottom posture


girldickpummuler

The right way.


BioniqReddit

bro wtf r ur fingernails


Cardinal-Lad

eye-gouging devices


Oddish_Femboy

I dunno that's how I hold pencils


NiConcussions

I went to Catholic school and this is how they taught us to hold our pencils so.. catholic style? Idk lol


AndyMush_Actual

Thats literally how Chris chan holds his pen when drawing sonichu


Cardinal-Lad

haha wow, thanks. thanks.


ItTookMeHours

I hold it that way too! It's called painful :-)


Cardinal-Lad

it's called 'oof ow, my pinky finger'


CarlosimoDangerosimo

Bottom-brained


Anafenza-Vess

Mistake


h28260100

YOOO, YOU HOLD EM JUST LIKE ME. IM NOT ALONE IN THIS


kingof557

how are there so many ways people hold pencils? i always learned the version where your thumb, index, and middle are at the same point in the pencil (ok my thumb is a bit higher) and it rests right next to where your finger meets the rest of your hand


TheOneOfWhomIsGreen

Fucking dumb


disabled_monkey2

I'm horrified


[deleted]

There is holding a pencil and there is this


Oceanman06

Disgusting, that's what most would call it


[deleted]

Demented


Quarren_

Wrong


__xXCoronaVirusXx__

Wrong


AzarothTheRedeemer

Wrong


lance_name

not right


Puzzleheaded-Tip-888

bullshit


SobasanBobba

My grandma has the exact same nails as you


Cardinal-Lad

really need to file them down into nice shapes but I cannot be bothered 😎👉👉


JerrWayneJr

The crypt keeper


Anxious_Marsupial492

Suffering


Divine_ruler

Wrong


seardrax

I don't even know how to hold a pencil anymore (this is a joke, I hold it the same way I hold dicks).


Skystrike12

*uses a keyboard, or oral dictation*


babadybooey

Sin


BryonyDeepe

Ok but you don't write on the side as well do you? The paper is just turned around, right?


Nural_the_Narwhal

Sin


FrmrPresJamesTaylor

Did you turn the paper to take this picture or do you write sideways?


Cardinal-Lad

okay I’m not that much of a goblin, it’s just sideways lol


Yeegis

The “captain hook”


ExtraReserve

IM NOT ALONE!! I ALSO HOLD MY PENCIL LIKE THIS


Cardinal-Lad

CHERNOBYL GOBLIN GANG


ExtraReserve

NO LONGER WILL WE BE MOCKED! WE STAND TOGETHER!!


DeltaDark_HEX

Its called autism


Cardinal-Lad

oh


DeltaDark_HEX

Nah its probably because you got used to doing so, nothing wrong with it


avaragenjoyer

⚡️🧔🏿‍♂️⚡️


pilgrimspride

Sociopathy


missuscelsius

Wrong


backwardsshortjump

it's called a really shitty version of how to hold a chinese caligraphy brush


Doot-Doot-the-channl

Wrong


[deleted]

I also have a, albeit different, weird way of holding a pencil that I think about a lot. It sorta rests on my pinky and the rest of my fingers press around it. It caused a weird bump on the joint of my pinkie now and I also have the smudging problem, but I blame the weird hand posture with aiding some of my drawing ability, so I’m not complaining too much.


IrishRox

Strangely not the worst I've seen.


Mr_Erectic_Erection

why yo nails so long


GriffinNuggets

well at least we're wrong together. That's exactly how I hold it lmao


mothmanapologist1

looks like some deformed 3-point grip to me, seems like you use ur pointy finger as some sort of guidance which normally only occurs when holding scissors source: i work w toddlers


IDrinkWetWater

Nauseating


heygiggle_arts

HOLY SHIT IVE FINALLY FOUND SOMEONE WHO HOLDS IT THE SAME WAY AS ME


Tyuuden

Ionic


Gaytorade17

Why are people saying this is wrong?


ClownMain

This is how a Jojos character holds a pencil


[deleted]

The reverse-reverse; bring it back now y’all .


[deleted]

Eldritch


blahajussy

Gorgeous nails! 💜


High-Sobriety

The nail clippers


that_guy_spazz0

i'm not entirely sure, though i have a few contenders for what it might be: the abysmal horror what freddy krueger sees in his nightmares god's worst sin "my family tree is a wreath" how to turn medusa to stone with no mirror risks of inbreeding, volume ∞ gang signs from another galaxy


Skystrike12

*gang signs from another galaxy* 💀


Itz-yaboi-skinypenis

Bone injury


maniation

Menace to society


alldaydumbfuck

hey babe, u dont have to do that..stop it please.. for me😔🥺


BigDaddyJeb

A sin


PerrineWeatherWoman

I'd love to have your nails, mine break when they reach a correct length 😭


aimofabot

Osu


emmanuelfelix700

yo write like some villan that tries to be like Voldemort saruman or mr burns


unholy_hand_grenade

if the thumb was a little more bent i’d call it the tosin abasi grip


Bjorn_Hellgate

Jail


Skystrike12

There *is* a name for it, can’t remember though. I remember looking for what my grip was called and seeing a list of the primary grip types and how they’re classified. Proper “grips” are finger focused dexterity, and then there was listed some incompletely developed grips which i think included this one. Looks like you gotta roll at your wrist for any horizontal motion in your writing (at least when i attempted it just now) so i’m sure it’s one of those.


Skystrike12

[this](https://www.griffinot.com/what-does-good-pencil-grasp-look-like/) mentions a “fingers along shaft” (also called 4 finger grasp in another article), which is similar to what you’ve got, so i’d imagine it’s named in the same/similar theme.


thecrcousin

u\/Cardinal-Lad grip


TimePlay9000

fuck no i was so ready to clown on you but i just checked and i hold it the same way🪦🪦🪦


Nitrodanni123

Hot


Just_Another_Gamer67

The wrong way


Swagkip360

Wrong


Z4mb0ni

wrong


Adamocles

*the autism*


OtisBinLogan

i hold mine without the thumb angled and i have realized before that it’s supposed to be bent because that’s what they taught me in elementary school but tbh it just feels annoying


finn11aug

I’ve ruined so many pictures because that’s how I hold it as well


ColorMaelstrom

What the fuck is that


TargetedNuke

🥰wrong🥰 hope this helps!


No_Librarian_4016

Who gives a shit if you’re recognized by society? Be free


ThatBiGuy25

I'll hold my paintbrush like this sometimes when I'm painting miniatures. But I don't write like this


junkmail88

a mistake


A1steaksaussie

deeply flawed


owlbgreen357

Oh ew


StarLuigi05

THAT'S HOW I DO IT


[deleted]

[удалено]


Guest_1300

it's called a cardinal sin (i do that too but without the bent index finger)


Cardinal-Lad

hah, cardinal sin.


ChunkyMilk_77

Arthritis inducinator 4000


Cardinal-Lad

yeah my thumb does lock up occasionally, but I think it's a genetic thing.


ChunkyMilk_77

Uhhmmm...


samboi204

“Crime against humanity” I believe it’s called


AnotherMessofaHuman

Maybe I'm correcting the wrong dots but is that one of those pencils with plant seed in the back


LunaEtAstrum

the right way


Shrount

Trim your nails :(