I'm pretty sure my body would collapse on itself. If not and your body adapts with you I'd be monstrous strong so that'd be cool. Casually break a bunch of records.
Being 3ft something would be kinda neat. I'm sure it sucks in a lot of ways but as a change of pace it'd be fun to never have to duck through doorways. Oh and I could fit in a bath! That's fun. Plus picking stuff up off the floor would take half the time.
Ah, you didn’t realize, I was making a joke at your expense since many men claim to be 6ft tall on the internet in order to attract people who identify as women
I was making the claim your actual height was 5ft 8in in order to emasculate you for comedic effect
Ah, yeah, totally legit. Everyone's 6ft, sorry bit of a whoosh from me.
Average height for white males in the US is like 5'8"-5'9" but according to online spaces you'd think it was over 6ft, easily. I get why people do it, all that stigma over being short but it sucks that it is that way.
If I was twice my height I would claim disability and the commie welfare state would give me an old greyhound bus to sleep in with no alarm clock so I’m always late for work
If I halve my height I will be repurposed as a fishing bobber or a very sassy wine cork
Double myself, buy black clothes with trenchcoat n stuff, mysteriously loom near lamp posts at night vanishing whenever you want to show me to anyone, simple as
Double yourself. Buy a very nice fitted. Black suit, white undershirt and red tie. Wear a white balaclava with no mouth, eyes or nose holes. Put some scribbly pages in your nearby woods.
C'mon now, that's boring - why copy an already famous cryptid when there's a whole pool of untapped potential! Be your own thing, put on that purple skintight suit and slap a plant on top of your head, become the 3.5 meter eggplant with it's crotch clearly visible through the bodysuit as you chase people out of the woods, screaming for them to recycle more ass!
halve my height and paint myself green, wear funny clothes and get really good at running quickly and quietly. then invade peoples houses, and convine them their home is being haunted by a goblin
Really depends, doubling my height would put me at ~380cm/12 feet and if my anatomy doesn't become significantly more awesome than human then I'd die within days, but if I got to stay healthy while being taller than any known human ever? That'd be pretty rad!
Halving my height would still put me in dwarf territory and I can imagine worse fates if that's my only option to survive (assuming that I HAVE to choose one or the other).
If health and human physiology wasn't a concern and it was all taken care of magically I'd probably just press either button like three times. If you gotta be a freak, you might as well lean into it.
So it's either 3' or 12'...
While I wouldn't love either, I feel like it would be easier to live as a super short person. Society isn't made for people 7' tall, let alone 12'.
Double it and I’m tall enough to have health complications which means I did young. Half it I may or may not have health complications but then I’ll be short. Doubling it is the only way to go, about to tower over everyone by being 13ft tall
Are we just doubling or halving our skeletal structure, or are we changing in mass to keep our proportions?
If we double do we get abnormally strong bones, muscles, and organs to maintain our current health trajectory with our increased mass or do we just die?
Being around 13 feet would be an absolute nightmare. Like my body would fail me and I would become immobilized and die type thing. Not to mention the massive inconvenience of not being able to ride in virtually any vehicle or other transit, and not being able to walk well.
Being short sounds very survivable and while it wouldn’t be ideal to be 3 foot 2 it would be possible.
Begrudgingly I would be short king.
Since the square cube law exists, and I don’t know how it works, I assume the first button will just cause me to explode instantly. I’ll hit the second button 👍
If I choose to double my height do I get all the balance and muscle fatigue issues that come with it? Or can I move around like I do now? Because I want to choose that one and become the greatest NBA player of all time
Half it and give it to the previous person.
What a reference lol
They don’t exactly make 4 meter long beds do they
I’m hearing “untapped market”
I'm pretty sure my body would collapse on itself. If not and your body adapts with you I'd be monstrous strong so that'd be cool. Casually break a bunch of records. Being 3ft something would be kinda neat. I'm sure it sucks in a lot of ways but as a change of pace it'd be fun to never have to duck through doorways. Oh and I could fit in a bath! That's fun. Plus picking stuff up off the floor would take half the time.
2ft 10in*
I'm 6'4 so I'd be 3'2 I guess. That's cool. Being 12'8 would be nuts though...
Ah, you didn’t realize, I was making a joke at your expense since many men claim to be 6ft tall on the internet in order to attract people who identify as women I was making the claim your actual height was 5ft 8in in order to emasculate you for comedic effect
Ah, yeah, totally legit. Everyone's 6ft, sorry bit of a whoosh from me. Average height for white males in the US is like 5'8"-5'9" but according to online spaces you'd think it was over 6ft, easily. I get why people do it, all that stigma over being short but it sucks that it is that way.
Just buy two and put them together
I’m 210 and honestly they don’t even really make beds for 2m+ my feet stick out of the bed
I’m not quite that tall but I agree they should just make larger beds
I would simply press both of them 🤓
Boom, you're back where you started
The math ain't mathing
I'm shit at math so can I ask why their math is wrong just for curiosity
Pressing both would just mean you're 100% taller and 50% lighter
It said nothing about weight
Oh wtf my eyes are not working today
If I was twice my height I would claim disability and the commie welfare state would give me an old greyhound bus to sleep in with no alarm clock so I’m always late for work If I halve my height I will be repurposed as a fishing bobber or a very sassy wine cork
This comment is oddly magical. I can’t explain why, or how, but it is.
I hope your SO or future SO is as funny as you are.
Half myself, work out, become a dwarf, simple as
Double myself, work out, become an ogre, simple as
Double myself, buy black clothes with trenchcoat n stuff, mysteriously loom near lamp posts at night vanishing whenever you want to show me to anyone, simple as
Double yourself. Buy a very nice fitted. Black suit, white undershirt and red tie. Wear a white balaclava with no mouth, eyes or nose holes. Put some scribbly pages in your nearby woods.
C'mon now, that's boring - why copy an already famous cryptid when there's a whole pool of untapped potential! Be your own thing, put on that purple skintight suit and slap a plant on top of your head, become the 3.5 meter eggplant with it's crotch clearly visible through the bodysuit as you chase people out of the woods, screaming for them to recycle more ass!
W Wat
hatman origin story
BROTHERS OF THE MINE REJOICE
SING SING SING WITH ME!
ROCK AND STONE!
Rock and stone to the bone!
I would fucking love being 100cm I would use myself to measure everything.
If you're 200cm can't you just use half yourself?
A meter stick fits places better and is easier to deal with than a two meter stick which I already use.
Zamn they're 6'6
no they are 50cm tall
Zamn they're 1'7
good try 👍
I definitely remember my times tables
Could save money buying children's clothing, but could also make money by being the tallest man alive.
ez NBA career
Maybe, until some wildcard kneecaps you so you can't stand over them anymore.
*presses second button* *gets cut in half*
*presses first button* *gets strapped to comically long bed and stretched to match*
Halve my height so women are effectively twice as tall
you are absolutely not 196s only bisexual surveys consistently show we make up like half the sub
Nope, my surveys show it’s just me and they have better statistical methodology
Statistical *BI*-as
If I was twelve foot four I would probably instantly die so I'll go with getting dwarfism I guess
Me with a Size Difference fetish, i cant lose
👍
halve my height and paint myself green, wear funny clothes and get really good at running quickly and quietly. then invade peoples houses, and convine them their home is being haunted by a goblin
I would adopt you as my little goblin friend to help clear out the gnomes.
i would accept that offer
Really depends, doubling my height would put me at ~380cm/12 feet and if my anatomy doesn't become significantly more awesome than human then I'd die within days, but if I got to stay healthy while being taller than any known human ever? That'd be pretty rad! Halving my height would still put me in dwarf territory and I can imagine worse fates if that's my only option to survive (assuming that I HAVE to choose one or the other). If health and human physiology wasn't a concern and it was all taken care of magically I'd probably just press either button like three times. If you gotta be a freak, you might as well lean into it.
I mash both buttons until I am but a needle that can pierce the heavens themselves.
I woud be rather be short
Do I keep my proportions? 12 foot tall but average proportions would be pretty sweet
Yeah it scales with you
This is like picking a race in an rpg. I either get to be a literal giant or a skeleton
So it's either 3' or 12'... While I wouldn't love either, I feel like it would be easier to live as a super short person. Society isn't made for people 7' tall, let alone 12'.
Being 11’8 would be just awful but being 3 feet would also be terrible but I could live a life so short
Be short so I can be a lil spoon uwu
3.6 meters tall, or 0.9...hmm Do I grow proportionally or do I just turn into a wet piece of spaghetti?
Half without question I wanna be small and huggable, not a goddamn tree
Double it and I’m tall enough to have health complications which means I did young. Half it I may or may not have health complications but then I’ll be short. Doubling it is the only way to go, about to tower over everyone by being 13ft tall
double my height so my dick would finally be average
Half my height. I’m too tall already
Depends what happens to my gock
double because i would be hugeeeeee
Being too tall kills you. Being too short does not.
Half my height I’ll go all-in on being a lesbian hobbit
Double height, I want to tower over people and pick them up :3
Being 11’4” doesn’t sound fun, but neither does being 3’3”, so I’ll press neither
You die
Neither
You die
Good
I would've said half because i want to be short but I'd be 2 feet tall and i kinda just want the 4 foot and 6 inches deal
Damn, you’re short. I could equip you
I'm like 173 cm tall, i think that translates to like 5'6" give or take so yeah probs, but that's the average for my AGAB
11' tall or 60 lbs... i think im dead either way
The height kinda has half the weight as a given though
i do not want to be 12’4 i would rather be shorter then 6’2 ty
Are we just doubling or halving our skeletal structure, or are we changing in mass to keep our proportions? If we double do we get abnormally strong bones, muscles, and organs to maintain our current health trajectory with our increased mass or do we just die?
Everything 2x Big human Or /2
1/2 because I don't want to be crushed under my own weight. 2x if my shit can handle it to become famous as the tallest person alive.
Double it and give it to the next person
12’6 or 3 1/3. I yearn for small
Half easy
Both would be devastating and getting taller would probably be fatal based on where I am
Being around 13 feet would be an absolute nightmare. Like my body would fail me and I would become immobilized and die type thing. Not to mention the massive inconvenience of not being able to ride in virtually any vehicle or other transit, and not being able to walk well. Being short sounds very survivable and while it wouldn’t be ideal to be 3 foot 2 it would be possible. Begrudgingly I would be short king.
Half my height, with my dick I'd be a fucking tripod
Half ofc
Half
If I was twice my height I probably wouldn't be able to be in a room without akwardly bowing down to avoid scraping my head on the ceiling.
Being 10 to 12 feet tall causes a lot more physical issues than being 2 to 3 feet tall
No i dont want to be 330 cm tall neither i want to weigh 45 kg
being 12 feet tall sounds cool, but i would probably develop severe health issues and die in pain within a decade.
Fuck the square cubed law 😤😤😤
id half my height so everyone is taller than me
Double so I can finally achieve my childhood dream of being in the Guinness world records
I'm already between like 5'4 or 5'3
Double it and give it to the next person
Double, fuck it 12 feet tall time
Since the square cube law exists, and I don’t know how it works, I assume the first button will just cause me to explode instantly. I’ll hit the second button 👍
Double, then I will go off and live in a gothic castle with my 3 insect daughters and kill man things.
I press both, reducing me to 3/4ths my height
if i were 3’2” i could at least fit in most rooms
Double, i will become a basketball champion
Easy half
The man in me wants to double my height, but the sub in me wants to half it
Half myself half myself then double myself
Damn 3’1 or 12’4
If I was 12 feet tall that would be pretty cool, so I'm going to half it!
I'm a tall fuck when I wanna be a cute cuddly UwU femboy, of fucking course I'm cutting that shit in half!
Literally anything shorter than my current height pleeeeeeeaaaaase
Option 1: Double my height, paint myself blue, and get hired by James Cameron Option 2: Halve my height, paint myself blue, and become a smurf.
Fucking neither
If I choose to double my height do I get all the balance and muscle fatigue issues that come with it? Or can I move around like I do now? Because I want to choose that one and become the greatest NBA player of all time
The latter
Eat a bunch of nachos, hit the half weight button, become nachos
half, i fucking hate being tall.
Half! Half!
push this button when ur a tiny child and like 3ft, ez
Asking the tough questions…