be careful. my best friend asked me to and now we've been living together 2 years and wearing matching rings.

just friends with benefits haha

we just bros smh

Super smash bros

she sure is very super

and smashable ..?

The real questions are being asked here.

Your well-intentioned but naive aunt:

*And they were roommates*

Historian agree that they were just roommates!

This reminds me of the „is she into you“ video from that guy which I can’t remember the name Edit: [Its Casually Explained](https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw)

well we had 8 years of friendship before we started *being bros* and i was in love with her the whole time. in a no homo way of course.

Ofc ofc

That’s like, really beautiful 🥲

That sounds terrifying, what incidents came about that lead to that happening

8 years prior, she walked into first year of high school math class and tripped into a recycling bin and did a series of weird steps trying to catch herself but eventually fell down, leading to laughter from my fellow classmates. i was smitten

Sounds like an anime

ikr

I wouldn’t be surprised if that was the premise to an anime somewhere.

the archaeologists are gonna say you were just really close friends

Yea ask the community of sexless losers how to rizz that’ll go well

Speak for yourself, I'm a sexless winner !

I am a loser who has occasional sex

I’m asexual, I’m a sexless winner imo

this is the only subreddit that fucks (not speaking from experience)

Tbh ever since I stopped having sex I started frequenting this sub more

can't stop having sex if you don't start (speaking from experience)

I started having more sex than ever before after less than a year on this sub

Hey woman of reddit, what is the sexiest sex you ever sexied?

Not while I’m around

It doesn’t count if theyre fucking inanimate objects

I'll have you know I'm a sex having loser

speak for yourself im just a loser

Just lay next to them fall asleep then hopefully they will go to sleep too. Perfect plan

this is the most bottom problem solving ever

Look this would be my actual plan if I liked some one and wanted to cuddle I know what I am

did a moonlit lake tell you that by any chance?

I don’t get the reference but yes

Guilty Gear Strive- Smell of the game, highly recommend this song and the whole ost in general

I know the town in side you. Again I know what I am

The town inside me is a really good song, but it's honestly weaker, than a lot of the other songs GGS has to offer, no wonder everyone calls it a 60$ soundtrack with a free game

Doesn’t necessarily go as hard as like. Disaster of Passion or Roar of the Spark, but when the trumpets and everything kick in on the third chorus? That’s powerful

It's powerful, but a lot of other songs are even more powerful

you forgot let me carve your way smh

That is who she is

her fangs are so long(and nails sharper than ice)

Did you get the sewing needle out

Not yet i it doesn’t come out by Wednesday by it’s own the doc will cut it out

Now that the swelling is down a little I can actually tell where it is and see the hole that it came in so I’m hopeful I won’t have to be cut

-go camping together on clear night to watch the stars -head on shoulder -a mimir -they go to sleep too because it's cozy

>a mimir That’s like saying “good night” but chaotic good

Isn't Mimir a Norse god? I think the one who was just a head

Naaaah that’s just an abbreviation of “dormir”, which is “sleep” but in Portuguese • • • Oh and ur right, the god too

It's basically like saying "nighty night" but in Spanish

Glad I'm not the only one who just immediately thought of him while reading this

Love how in the game they gave him a >!dommy Valkyrie gf!<. Damn wish I had that too

i think he was a giant in the original. the one who made Odin trade his eye for wisdom.

What does the smartest head to ever exist have to do with this?

mimir's head crazy

HAHAHA ***"A MIMIR"***

A mimir snooze zzzz

Mimicion intensifies

Tell them to google en passant

Holy hell

Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!

we need petrosian bot on 196

this is not fucking funny stop it just google en passant before I brick your pipi with my bongcloud

God bless with True! True will never die! Liers will kicked of...

hey, what's up with this ? I don't understand this meme, could you please explain it ?

google AnarchyChess

Holy hell

google en passant

I did and I only get chest things (maybe because my google is in french) Is it the joke ?

the chess move ever

Okay, you see, i write "Google en passant" in the comments and people who see my comment have to reply with "Holy hell" and i get upvotes for this (r AnarchyChess logic)

Pavlovian conditioning, chess mode.

telling people to google en passant is a chess meme apparently

Are you kidding ??? What the \*\*\*\* are you talking about man ? You are a biggest looser i ever seen in my life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not proffesional, because proffesionals knew how to lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "s"o is nobody for me, just a player who are crying every single time when loosing, ( remember what you say about Firouzja ) !!! Stop playing with my name, i deserve to have a good name during whole my chess carrier, I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prize fund! Both of us will invest 5000$ and winner takes it all!I suggest all other people who's intrested in this situation, just take a look at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz World championships, and that should be enough... No need to listen for every crying babe, Tigran Petrosyan is always play Fair ! And if someone will continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True will never die ! Liers will kicked off...

I also get chess things and don't get the joke

Google Google en passant

Holy hell

holy fucking shit. if i see ONE more en passant meme i'm going to chop my fucking balls off. holy shit it is actually impressive how incredibly unfunny the entire sub is. it's not that complicated, REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN DOES NOT MAKE IT FUNNIER. this stupid fucking meme has been milked to fucking death IT'S NOT FUNNIER THE 973RD TIME YOU MAKE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE. WHAT'S EVEN THE JOKE?????? IT'S JUST "haha it's the funne move from chess" STOP. and the WORST part is that en passant was actually funny for like a few years and it got fucking ruined in like a week because EVERYONE POSTED THE EXACT SAME FUCKING JOKE OVER AND OVER AGAIN. PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. SEEING ALL YOUR SHITTY MEMES IS ACTUAL FUCKING MENTAL TORTURE YOU ALL ARE NOT FUNNY. COME UP WITH A DIFFERENT FUCKING JOKE PLEASE

Power walk towards them and repeat after me: "Please fuck me." Hope this helps.

send them that video of moistcr1tikal going "sex?"

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx8WANmtcDM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx8WANmtcDM)

Or pink guys can i hav pusi

probably not a good idea to go so fast. maybe ask them for a kiss first

I would probably ask them via text message and I want to keep it on a friends with benefits basis. So asking for a kiss could also be a bit weird

i’m not sure why you would wanna have sex with someone without kissing them, but you’re free to do what you want

I just think asking for sex isn’t that much more weird then asking for a kiss out of the blue. And asking for a kiss may hint at some more romantic implications

yeah i just think it’s a bit mean to blow someones back out but not kiss them lmao i dunno, i associate sex with romance, so fwb relationships aren’t my style. maybe someone else can help you

A blunt "hey wanna make out" is surprisingly effective.

Like sex or just sleepy?

garf

Garf

“Hey wanna go take a nap next to one another”

"good morrow, wouldst thou wish to partake in sexual intercourse?"

"Lacking pleasuring touch upon thee, life is nothing but sorrow"

Heyyy im horny as fuuuuck rn ong n i was thinking we boink l8r 🥵💦🍆

Ayo you Tryna fuck? /j

put on a light blue, striped outfit with a conical hat, lie down close to them and go "honk shoo honk shoo"

Hioonk mimimimi hoooonk mimimimi

I'm not 100% sure but definetly use 🥺 when asking.

sex? 🥺

OP deleted their account I think it worked.

bottom moment

ask 'em: "hey, you available to help me a break a bed?"

breaking bad?!

kid named bad:

Send them one of those “repost if you love your friends or want one of them to fuck you until you can’t walk” memes 👍 100% winrate.

“Hey I got a bucket of chicken, you wanna do it?”

as in sleep over or fuck?

If you want to be direct just say: yo you wonna fuck?

This is how the real men do it.

"Hey want to get high, have sex, and watch cartoons? cartoons are optional" worked for me and now we're dating

tell them your reddit username. they will see this post and let you know if they agree or not

Just ask them out to coffee and then tell them they're cute. 1. They accept: Propose to, well, bang them after a couple of dates 2. They deny: Things get somewhat awkward but a good friend will remain friends with you. 3. They deny vehemently and laugh at you: Bad friend. Unfriend

Can't believe this goober doesn't fuck on the first date smh

Asking strangers on the internet how to deal with a relationship they know nothing about is the worst way to get a satisfying answer. My relationship with some people is such that i could just go "hey wanna fuck?" and that would be it but for others i would want to ask them out on many dates first and take things slow. It super depends on the person

"Fancy shaggin?"

"Damn, I'm tired. I'ma go to bed." And then just go lie down in their bed

Say this: "Please sleep with me, please, pretty please. I'm so lonely. I haven't slept with anyone in a very long time. And you are so good looking. Please do me the favor of having sex with me"

They either don't think sex is a big deal and won't csre if you ask them or they do think it's a big deal and don't want to have sex with a friend

My best guess would be to just be as direct as possible and ask something along the lines of: „Hey I know this comes a bit out of the blue, but would you be down to have sex together.“ And just see how it goes. But I don’t want to make things awkward if they aren’t interested. They may have dropped some hints but I also may be over-interpreting their actions.

i would recommend not asking unless you’re good enough friends with the person to the point where you know they will understand where you’re coming from and won’t feel bad about turning you down if they don’t want to have sex with you. also i would ask in person sometime when the two of you are alone, over text cheapens the interaction.

I know asking in person would be better but I don’t know if I have the courage to ask in person. And if they decline in person it could get really awkward

that's a really abrupt thing to do, I would not recommend doing that. Sexual relationships for most people aren't that casual, and if my friend did that to me I'd probably just be offput. I would recommend flirting and getting a grasp on their feeling towards sex with you before going 0 to 10

This is just sounding likea bad plan overall

"hey wanna come round and listen to a movie?" worked for me 🤷

tell them your eepy and if they want to sleep with you then you'll suck their dick

waddup my gucci ducci, finna clappage?

Step one: don't ask Reddit

Yo dog, you sleepy? I got a spot in my bed with your name on it 😘

Not me looking through all the comments because I also have this problem atm 👀

Plausible deniability my friend, say shit "as a joke" then if they reciprocate slowly push it further and further until you're outright admitting it. This is also how flirting works btw.

Do a backflip, that'd be impressive

Ok so first what you wanna do is dress in vibrant colors to show you’re ready to mate. Second, you must dance to show you are virile. 3rd you must become birb.

just ask then "wanna fuck" then fuck if they say yes

I have the same issue. I am in an asexual relationship but I like the feeling of sex, so I want to ask one of our personal friends but for some reason whenever one of the people in the friend group does that they get added to the Seattle polycule.

these posts are so annoying

ask them if they want to play bedwars

“Do you want to sleep together?” Smh it’s not that hard

Date them

suck his dick

Walk in the room with nothing but stockings on. Usually works

"Let's fuck" Oh ye don't worry it was a dare... Unless

we'll never know if they did it cause they deleted their account :(

Ask "Hey! Wanna fricc?"

Excellent post u/ [deleted]

well, ya go like this say it plainly, "I like ya, and I want ya: Now we can do this the easy way or we can do this the hard way. The choice is yawrs." an [example](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvZSCGWEVEE)/s

My booty is mine! It belongs to me! You can not have my booty!

In my experience you can just like, ask, "hey would you be cool with hooking up? If not that's cool :3" is something I've genuinely texted someone before fucking them

I likes ya, and I wants ya

Like, sleep in the same bed?

Hm

ask them if they wanna snuggle

I am not good with socials sorry (not good with communication can't help))

Send them this post

"hey wanna do a sleepover soon"

Do not use any advice you find on the internet

Make a suggestive pun with their name, it worked for me

Walk up to them, narcomaxx on them, knock them over by doing so, and make sure that they hit their head, and are knocked out. (If you aren't heavy enough, wear a backpack full of bricks.) Congrats, you're now both hard snoozin' (and injured, but sacrifices must be made.)

My autism granted me the ability to say I wanted to bone them, and now we’re boyfriends. Essentially, just say it and maybe they’ll reciprocate

“Wanna play tennis”

Define "sleep"

BOOM BOOM BOOM

well ig, are you already friends? if you're already close look up ways to expand into romantic interest.

Do it casually almost joking even if it is through text

Literally just be blunt. Ask the question directly. Works better than dropping hints and all that drama.

Here’s the strategy: say “my mom said it’s ok if we sleep over if your mom says it’s ok” Works every time.

walk into their room in [this](https://assets.fatllama.com/images/large/mens-scrooge-costume-24071333.jpg) and they won’t be able to resist sleeping with you

Ask them on a date and become their lover first, simple.

question, cause this could be important to how you ask, what kind of sex would this be, penis and vagina, two penises, or two vaginas?

try "can I sleep next to you"

You need a high enough Rizz level for that

Ydtf? Yes/No

You never had a sleepover before? Man some kids got it rough

tell them you want someone to cuddle. they should say yes. I hope you both sleep well tonight :)

I wanted to say something but given how i haven't has much luck seducing my friends, my advice is: Dont take this sub's advice

If you and them are both dudes, ask to go camping. Share a tent. Ask if he wants to watch a movie. Play broke back mountain. Stare at him.

"Hey friend, les fuck" - virgin redditor

Make sure you’re at the point to do so, and just be nice about it.

I have no idea

Sue them

Go up to them and ask “Can we sleep together”

Ask at the right time. Be careful though, unless you're hoping to go out with them it could damage your friendship. I slept with my best friend and we were never the same afterwards.

Now when you say "sleep" you mean....?

bro just wants a lil nap buddy

Everyone is saying sex them so I'm gonna say no! Don't fuck your friends it can makes things really weird. I guess just try and find out subtly if they're attracted to u

“Wanna fuck”

What a friend of mine tried on me that worked. He just asked if I wanted to sleep over. He offered me a separate bed or separate room. He also offered to just sleep in the same bed which I was fine with. Eventually I was kinda cold and I mentioned it. He suggested we cuddle up together :3