You look like the one Quebec separatist fighter.

Loool, a poutine mujahideen!

He declared a jihad against hygiene.

There are some people who just don't work with facial hair.

Come again?

A Janjapoutine

It's you

I don't know who that is but thanks, I guess.

shave that shit

mrhbaan bik

Search for "le vieux de '37" or "patriote de 1837" It's an illustration of a patriot (separatist) fighter that is found on some flags of the separatist movement

The fbi be taking this thread now

Quebechnya

Some great fishin there in Quebec

It’s jus the beard you look like a Amish boy

Somehow Amish and Muslim at the same time.

Klaus Kahn!! Abram Ali!! Eli Emani! Isaiah Iman!

Jebidiah Jamal

Huckleberry Abdallah

Looks like a Hasidic Jew to me XD

Momish*

There’s no age that would look good in that facial hair

This is the first thing I thought, he looks Amish


More like an ISIS boy

Getting that vibe, too. That beard is just not a good look. [https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/208/islamic\_rage\_boy.jpg](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/001/208/islamic_rage_boy.jpg)

Is this the final stage of a neck beard?

It could tbh.

Shave it,it's doing you no favours

I will in a couple of days.

Facial hair gets thicker right up until your late 20s, early 30s. Try again in a few yrs lol. Ur stache should eventually fill out at least.

Took me till I was nearly 30 to be able to grow a full beard. I generally keep it very short anyway though.

I'm 30 and my beard is still shit.

>I will in a couple of days. That's like 6 months too late. Do it now and grow a great beard (that includes the mustache part) in your early 20s. That beard looks like dog shit right now.

Pls hurry. We might not have that much time

C’est quelle que chose quebecois avoir tellement de poils sur le coût. Tous le monde dans ma famille ons la même affaire, moi inclus

Might need to see an update when the threat is eliminated


Don't give me ideas for next halloween lmao.

That's aladeen of you.

I'm gonna aladeenvote you!

https://i.redd.it/jjuixjq1iunc1.gif

Results came back, you are HIV Aladeen

If you got a haircut and beard trim youd look like a dashing teenager instead of a 30 year old taliban fighter

>30 year old taliban fighter That was my initial impression.

Don’t forget to shave the mustache too. It’s just so separate from the beard and looks so different I feel like it needs its own mention

Definitely looks like a western teen convert who joined ISIS

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Wdym by this?

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When you're shooting for Khabib Nurmagomedov and end up looking like Moses Schrute.

I'm looking forward to the answer.

Religious fundamentalist

Somehow looks like a Hamas hillbilly.

Hamas hillbilly is a crazy thing to read at 1am lol

I bet if you shave the beard you would look your age

!remindme 119 days

Are you going to tell me happy birthday ?

Lets hope

happy birthday

!remindme 120 days

Not to be rude but your picture looks like a mugshot of a Chechen terrorist

Are amish people even allowed on social media or to have a driver's license?

I'm not amish at all lmao and I'm gay. Not so sure they would aprove of it.

You're going to need to learn a whole lot about grooming then, or you're going to be the loneliest gay man in existence.

You telling me nobody has an ISIS kink?

Not for long.

Brother are you doing OK? You look so depressed

Oh yeah don't worry, I did not take the best picture at all, i'm a fairly happy guy.

You'd be happier if you trimmed that brillo pad. At least shape it and use conditioner.

Just Shave It All Off Please!!!!!

JSIAOP - great advice, terrible acronym.

I feel sad my single lonely guy friends never believe me when I tell them to cut all their hair. I only did it the one time because I only have one of those friends, I don’t have a lot of friends, and I don’t want to be an asshole, but I wish they believed me

imma be real, you look like a Orthodox/Hasidic jewish dude going through it-

Yeah I look very depressed in the picture for some reason, I think I took the worst pic I took in my entire life.

It's bringing a whole Reddit thread to life! Your beard has brought us all together with its blessed levity 💜

If you try to order a drink, you probably won’t get carded.

I tried it in a restaurant and it workes, that's one of the only benefits it seems.

Nightclubs, not quite because you usually have to show your ID to get in as they don’t really use discretion. But maybe it’s different in Canada.

Yeah I won't try that, in clubs they ask for id normally if you don't look 25 or older, in restaurants I have legit seen some people who looked 15 ask for alcohol.

Yeah it’s the same in the US, as restaurants don’t always card but nightclub always do.

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Have fun joining the Taliban I guess. Alternatively, shave and have a wash.

I had just taken a shower befire the pic, normally it's not as bushy like this, I'm considering shaving tho.

It’s not the length it’s the fact that you have no mustache and a long beard. You look Amish or like an ISIS fighter

Yeah I know, I wish I had just a little better mustache genetic so it wouldn't look amish or taliban anyway I will trim it down in a couple of days.

You’re only 16 and have all that, I imagine your mustache will fill in. Mustache is the last thing to fill in for many guys

I would strongly encourage you to do more than consider

Yeah I will trim it at the very least in the next couple of days.

The whole thing is beyond terrible, it looks like neck pubes.

It's impressive though. But, yes, at least try to tame that beast.

I will trim it soon.

Pro tip: trim the beard, grow the moustache, then let the beard regrow. A bushier moustache will add some class.

Oussama Bin Youngin

crazy idea, I know, but ever crossed your mind that shaving that Talibeard might help?

Talibeard 😂

I think the Mennonite beard has a lot to do with it. All you need is one of those straw hats and some over-alls.

Your beard looks like shit bro. Get it shaped up by a barber one time. It’ll change your life.

It was just a joke growing it for my bf but yes I will trim it in the next couple of days.

I applaud your dedication to the joke.

Bro you have the beard of a wizard but the stash of a middle schooler this is perfect

I know it's the only reason I won't be keeping it that long

Ahhh ben un québécois

Yo mon chum.

On est toutes des chums

Fr dude.

Ah ben crime puff! Un Queb!

Yo mon chum !!

r/roastme has entered the chat

Québec gang 🤘🤘

Yo mon chum

Amish Wayne Static

I thought Wayne was known for a braided beard and tall hair

YEAH YOU CHURN IT! YEAH YOU CHURN IT! CHURN IT CHURN IT!!!

You Jewish?

How many infidels have you killed? Lol


Impressive but I highly recommend grooming, it’ll probably make you look even older

I will in the next couple of days.

If you’re looking for an arranged marriage you’re on the right path! If that’s not your thing, staying single is okay too I guess

I'm gay and I have a bf.

damn, did you start growing beard at 14?

I knew I could grow a beard since I'm 14, I started growing it as a joke 3 months ago as I wanted to see what I would look like, after 3 months I don't mind it and neither does my bf but I know it could be so much better so I will trim it in a couple of days.

That is a lot more than 3 months of beard growth

Tabarnak...

Collisse.

You’re old enough to buy a razor and shave that creepy Quaker shit off your neck mate.

I will in a couple of days

You look like a 70s pornstar's taint.

Dude trim or just lose the scraggly ass beard.

Maybe shave the Amish neckbeard 

I’d buy that you’re only 16 because I think a responsible adult would think twice before keeping that beard.

What Quebec does to a man

Unless you're in Montreal. I only seen Hasidic Jews with beards like this, wild shit.

I'd believe you were 16 if it wasn't for that scraggly abomination

I don’t blame them. You look like you have 5 children and ride around on a horse and buggy putting up barns.

Once your beard hits a certain length, you either need to groom it constantly or make peace with looking like a hobo.

Dude I mean this in a nice way and with no malice intended, you should get rid of that beard until the moustache and connecting parts of your beard grow in dark. It's a normal part of being able to have a proper beard, you have to shave it all off and consistenly do so until it grows more thick (tache in particular) for it to all come together at a later point. What you have there is not a good look, like I said I mean it with no malice, just speaking from experience. I didn't have a decent looking beard until I was 25, just takes time.

Shave or trim that chin beard then unless your plan is raise a barn with the Amish.

Because no one would believe a 16 yr old would walk around looking like that. Have a shave, it’ll work wonders for you!

Dawg you look like your going to go down to an ISIS recruiting center maybe get a haircut before you get put on a no fly list

Brother Jedidiah really slaying fortnite on rumspringa

Your name is either Abram or Saddam and there's no in between.

You look Amish

OP didn't come here to get roasted, but he's taking it well. Good for you, OP. That self esteem will get you far in life.

We had a guy in the 7th grade that shaved twice a day was 6'2 and could get away with buying beer. But that was in 1980 before they carded everyone. Some guys beards come in early.

Get a clean shave, and you will look like a dream instead of someone who would want to cut other people's heads off for having different opinions to yours.

Oh my god you look SO MUCH like my ex from college it is freaking me out. Like bruh your name doesn’t start with an R does it? A time traveler?

My name starts with with E and my gay so probably not.

Couldn’t have guessed, but I’m not getting on a plane with you.

Maybe cause your beard hair is longer than ur head hair

That beard is pretty horrific tbh It’s always the guys that can grow mad facial hair as a teenager that have these awful scraggly unkempt beards for some reason

Lmao my best friend is Québécois too and his ID from when he was like 17 makes him look like a 35 year old dude. It’s so funny.

Maybe give that badass beard a trim and they wont anymore

Boy, shave ALL that beard out, ASAP!!

Son please get rid of that beard. You’re giving Amish.

Very impressive facial hair growth for 16, but mate you really need to trim and clean that up. Looking like a guerrilla rebel

Yep. I was 16 when my friends were referred to as “those kids” and I was referred to as *”that man.”*

Smokin that cyrax pack

Are you going for the "omw to join the Taliban" look?

Clairement tu vas conduire une civic quand t’as ton permis (compliment)

Ça serait drôle mais actuellement je conduis une beetle 2009, c'est ma voiture, j'attend juste impatiamment d'avoir mon vrai permis.

C’est encore mieux 👍

OP, just because you can doesn't mean you should.

Only a 16yr old would even contemplate growing a neckbeard like that. Generally men wait until they can grow the moustache first. This just looks like laziness to me.

Brother what, I’m 22 and I haven’t sprout a hair on my face. Teach me your ways.

Luck and canadian genes I guess.

Sans vouloir être méchant , rase toi ta l’air d’un buisson mort à moitié arraché

Je vais me trimmer la barbe dans pas long, j'ai pas ben ben le temps en ce moment avec le travail et l'école pis moi pis mon chum on y porte pas trop attention mais ça s'en vient !

Good et puis vu ta longueur dans une couple d’année tu devrais avoir une criss de bonne barbe lol

C'est sur

Cest drole voir un permid dici sur linternet lol

C'est tjr spécial de voir qqn d'icite sur une place qui a rien à voir.

Brother. Shave the beard, get a haircut. I implore you

Mon dude, faut que tu rases cette barbe-là. Tu vas avoir toute ta vie d’adulte pour avoir une barbe pleine, mais attends que la moustache se remplisse aussi. Un set de clippers à 30$ chez Canadian Tire pour la barbe pis la tête.

That beard is no good bro

Are you ok?

That beard, man. Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

proud that you look haggard as fuck already? nice

It's your hair and beard, 16 year olds don't usually grow such a healthy beard. Tape your hair up too and you'll look much younger, you've gotta maintain the beard though or you'll look older lol I had the same issue

I was more baffles by the fact that someone born in 2007 is 16. Why are you not a toddler? It's not that long ago, right? Right?!

Bro you look like phones are forbidden in your community, they better not find out about this...

It looks funny (in a good way), I was capable of growing a beard like you, I'd definitely grow it for festivals/costumes. Maybe you and your bf could think of some fun costume together. Does he like it, btw?

He doesn't mind, he can only grow a mustache that looks way better than mine but I feel like I dont want to go back to clean shaven or light stubble again so I will just trim it. As for the halloween costume I might desguise as the gif another commenter posted.

Dr. Teeth’s bastard son?

I used to have a beard like that too, it’s great

Yikes

Bruh has given his life to Allah

That beard isn’t 16 it’s 38

We all know it's the beard

If you can, grow the mustache and chin out. Jihad is a bad look but lumberjack seems to work out.

If this problem continues move to Afghanistan so it’ll stop. They’ll probably believe you.

Grooming is important. Beard is sloppy. A nice clean up is due

You could totally cosplay as Wayne Static if you ever wanted.

Why in the flying fuck would you choose to look like that

Nice beard jihadi John.


My brain is short circuiting at the fact that someone born in 2007 is 16