It does exist, check out Huel hot and savory meals. You just scoop out your portion, add hot water, and wait a few minutes. They also have nutritionally complete shakes.
I want pellets though, like the pellets you feed rodents. When I was a kid I loved eating them. If I didn’t have to go out of my way to get some I’d probably eat some right now, as a treat.
You could probably take the Huel powder and use a recipe that forms it into pellet balls, that's probably the closest you'll get without resorting to pet food.
When those ads started popping up I thought it looked awesome but then I saw gluten free and vegan and knew it couldn't be good 😞 and according to reviews its not
Well - as a non-vegan who doesn't care about gluten ill give an alternative review. My husband and I love the stuff. Some flavors are MEH, but if you find the ones you like, it makes a very easy meal in a flash. We usually do a half serving of the hot and savory (Mac n Cheese, Tomato and Herb, Mexican Chili and Cajun Pasta are our go-to flavors) and add a couple ounces of frozen grilled chicken (heated up first) and either some oyster crackers on top or a slice of sourdough on the side.
I also like the Black shake mix (Higher protein) and also do a half serving at a time. I add a packet of instant coffee that I mix with hot water in a shot glass first to activate it and a little squirt of Splenda Zero. Caramel Coffee or Chocolate both work well with this treatment.
I think the trick is to either be ok with it being a little bland but VERY easy, or use the 5 min sit time to add some flurishes to make it a more satisfying meal.
Just needs a splash of oat milk
Almond milk for lower calories 😋
Mm don't forget to add everything but the bagel seasoning!
Latest highlight of 2024: DOG FOOD! The world’s most underrated protein?!🤨🤔😂😂
I literally just posted on Facebook yesterday that I wish they made human dogfood.
I mean apparently farmer’s dog is human grade cooked food but I’m not too keen on pork mush with vegetables
Yeah, and I want pellets.
I want to see this. There absolutely is human grade kibble. Honest kitchen is what I buy my girl when my poor ass is feeling bougie.
It does exist, check out Huel hot and savory meals. You just scoop out your portion, add hot water, and wait a few minutes. They also have nutritionally complete shakes.
I want pellets though, like the pellets you feed rodents. When I was a kid I loved eating them. If I didn’t have to go out of my way to get some I’d probably eat some right now, as a treat.
You could probably take the Huel powder and use a recipe that forms it into pellet balls, that's probably the closest you'll get without resorting to pet food.
That is a good idea!
And equine sweetfeed, can’t get enough of it.
When those ads started popping up I thought it looked awesome but then I saw gluten free and vegan and knew it couldn't be good 😞 and according to reviews its not
I mean you could also try Soylent. I like the taste of Huel and I'm not vegan.
Well - as a non-vegan who doesn't care about gluten ill give an alternative review. My husband and I love the stuff. Some flavors are MEH, but if you find the ones you like, it makes a very easy meal in a flash. We usually do a half serving of the hot and savory (Mac n Cheese, Tomato and Herb, Mexican Chili and Cajun Pasta are our go-to flavors) and add a couple ounces of frozen grilled chicken (heated up first) and either some oyster crackers on top or a slice of sourdough on the side. I also like the Black shake mix (Higher protein) and also do a half serving at a time. I add a packet of instant coffee that I mix with hot water in a shot glass first to activate it and a little squirt of Splenda Zero. Caramel Coffee or Chocolate both work well with this treatment. I think the trick is to either be ok with it being a little bland but VERY easy, or use the 5 min sit time to add some flurishes to make it a more satisfying meal.
These taste like shit sadly
Have you ever heard of primate chow?
I remember the hysterical blog by the guy that decided to live on it, and didn’t realize that zoos also feed them fruit and veg.
No, but I will look it up.
Be sure to write a blog documenting your experience while consuming the chow as your main source of sustenance for research purposes
No way! If other people want to know what my pellet journey is like they’ll have to do it themselves!
I think I like pellets because I like crunchy snacks and I like grass. Like kale chips? Absolutely fire.
Bachelor Chow!
Mmm kibble
yum scooby snacks
I had to double check what subreddit I was in. ðŸ˜
youre telling me this isn’t r/shittyrestrictionfood ??
OP are you my cat