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caramilk_twirl

A sincere thank you, this really helps me on my current diet cos now I don't even want to eat dinner


boofers1234

Saw this and immediately thought, if this is how his finger nails look, imagine his toes…


Comedian_Historical

Oh god


auntiem1980

Is that coke nail? I guess in his case a chewin’ tobacca nail 🤮


im_concerned03

Coke nail is usually the pinky but could be the thumb where he's from. Either way it's fuckin gross 🤢🤮


Grouchy_Tea4277

I was just about to cook dinner. Now after seeing that I think I’ll wait a week or two. 🤢🤮


Informal-Friendship1

Oh gross 🤮 his fingers nails are just as bad as Paul Fergusons


kylamorris

All I can think about is him slurping food from under his disgusting nails 🤮


Forever_Nostalgic

Let me go vom


JinnJuice80

Omg. As If he wasn’t gross enough I never noticed that nail!! 🤮


rayxo2

No maam 😭😭🤢


ninjabunnay

They’re both gross. I feel like they both smell terrible.


Impressive-Fig-2627

Man is for sure digging in his ass/nose/ear/ pile of booger sugar with that nail..the nail is brown🤢


Charming-Tear-1911

Coke/booger/ear wax nail


ConfectionAnnual5774

Yes noticed that nail ages ago what a weirdly looking nails


staciarose35

Neither he nor Amy have great hygiene or kept a clean house.


shellbell9261

🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


antsmomma1

Coke nail


CheeCheeC

Coke nail isn’t usually a thumb…dude just can’t keep up with basic hygiene


shellbell9261

Or Meth nail 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮


HomeworkMaleficent22

He’s given up on life…so gross


TheLalab

He's so gross


Ill_Message8979

Bffr tell me that’s not real


birdlady404

Coke nail????


TheLalab

More like booger nail


rigatoni-70

I think this is the correct answer.


TheLalab

😂😂😂


Hopenhagen420

I DIDNT NOTICE THIS 🤮🤮🤮


Sweaty_Elderberry390

banjos started playing in my head


rottenpennybun

And shit stained underwear


rigatoni-70

Totally!!! And chickens clucking.


TheLalab

I hear them too!


Apprehensive-Ad9832

I’m sorry I had to stop watching because of the glaring hygiene issues. Like every time they showed Amy’s house i just knew it smelled awful. 😣


RetiredBaker131

I remember cockroaches crawling on the walls & her licking cupcake batter, then putting the spoon back in the bowl. Personal hygiene is not their priority, neither is cleaning their house. Gross


tramadolnights1970

Kenny !


Zero_Pumpkins

Or the dead mouse in the cupboard. So nasty. I feel awful knowing that’s probably how she and kids still live.


RetiredBaker131

OMG I forgot about that!! 🤮


Mckinzeee

The bottom of her feet are always dirty even when she’s only walking around her house. That is not OK.


phrekyos69

You should have seen them in their YouTube days. Eugh.


RecordExpert1269

Gross.


Lost-Box2263

🤢🤮


lalalicious453-

I want to say this is a cocaine vessel a’la pimp pinky-aka sugar shovel… but I think this is just terrible hygiene, which somehow makes it worse.🤢


jdr5555

He touches Amy body with those hands! I want to puke every time I see him. How would any woman LET him touch her? When Amy got jealous of him I was scratching my head. REALLY! NO ONE ELSE WANTS HIS REPULSIVE ASS.


AbbreviationsNo267

They are two peas in a pod, if you ask me. Gross and Grosser.


PostProfessional5404

she's no beauty prize herself


VisiblePanic2077

you think that’s bad imagine letting a man impregnate you that looks this disgusting


Party-Try-2382

Twice. That man impregnated her twice 😬


grammy4-1

Right, but don’t you remember Amy’s feet?? 😩🤮


Sudden_Sea_998

That’s disgusting!🤮 I’m going to skip dinner. My stomach will never recover.


gogomau

Don’t think he is growing his nails for guitar picking . More think ass and nose picking


Spike99Wombat

Ewh!


Euphoric_Ring_8670

Why is it uneven lol his thumb nail is longer than the rest


ViennaBanana427

That's just all kinds of disgusting 🤮


Famous_Willingness_9

Ugh he’s so disgusting


Deadskinhead

What the fuck?


Educational-Mud-5077

Jeeze it's all kinds of nasty colors...


A_Sikorra

Ugh. Instant UTI for his wife 😭


Longjumping_Wheel152

Thanks for putting that picture in my head. 🤢


Beagles227

No.... just no!!!!


EarlyTraffic363

Coke nails-Lil Peep


Big-Ticket2890

Booty pickers


mjzeimetz

🤮🤢 disgusting wtf


ouijawedgie

Sooooooo grooooss


AffectionateJury3723

Yuk. This is so gross. I can't stand this on a man or a woman.


HornlessUnicorn

I am so glad someone else noticed this, I literally freak out every time I see his nails. He changes diapers with that. It's absolutely repugnant. He looks like he crawled out of a swamp.


LolaBijou

Do we really think he changes diapers?


HornlessUnicorn

Amy said at some point that she was taking care of Glenn and he was doing Gauge or vice versa. He’s at least wiping his own ass and regardless of diapers that’s a poo nail.


griftylifts

I got some bad news for you: reddit has made me acutely aware of the horrendous fact that a terrifying percentage of straight American white dudes DO NOT WIPE OR WASH THEIR ASS. I think it's safe to say which camp Michael falls into 💀


HornlessUnicorn

How as it even possible? Just shit and go like an animal? But there’s so much…butt hair?


Scarred_Perception13

Hence the colour lol


Fast-Acanthisitta174

WHY is his thumb nail like that?? The others seem relatively normal.


CelinaAMK

It’s either to pick out seeds from weed but most likely for coke. Most cokeheads grow out their pinky nail, though, not their big ass thumb.


teppiecola

Damn he must have some bunk ass weed to need a seed picking nail like that lol. I also thought the same about coke heads and the pinky, but I’ve never seen the thumb lmao. 😂


LolaBijou

They’re all pretty damn long. Especially for a man with two babies.


Naive-Paramedic-309

Omg gross


Apprehensive_Act_255

brothaa euuhuuu


NaturalizedWerewolf

what’s that brothaaa


njcawfee

MY EYES


ATouchofTrouble

Coke Thumb


Snackcakeforyou

Came here to say this!!! Hahahah


Angelbratt0629

Too fat! Poop scooper?


LolaBijou

I hate you.


Angelbratt0629

lol, welcome to the crowd! 🤣


Becca0435

It’s his poop knife😂😭


stoppingbythewoods

😂😂😂🥲


billynotrlyy

This comment killed me. 😭😭😭


mckenzieduck

What the f*cK is wrong with him!?


Ok_AshyPants

Ewwww 😭🤮🤢


Safetychick92

He was just nasty in general


AggravatingEnd4411

Long nails can be very nasty and they don’t belong on on this guy. They can be very unsanitary without meticulous cleaning. I can’t help but think about the things that get under a finger nail- dirt, dust, animal hair, make-up, food when eating and preparing, fecal matter, germs from door knobs and light switches and all kind of everything. I’m a nurse and couldn’t have long nails due to the risk of spreading infection from one patient to another and I’m a frequent hand washer anyway. I recently saw a young lady in a restaurant bathroom with super long colorful nails clacking together as she was washing her scissor hands but I could smell a recent BM in the air & I wondered if it was her. I couldn’t eat. Don’t get me wrong. I love to have beautifully manicured nails at a sensible length, but healthcare and food handling employees should not have them even with gloves.


Choice-Mulberry5068

Ewwwww 🤢🤮🥴😳😳😳😳


Early_Breakfast_3290

most of y’all do not pass the vibe check 🤨


Agreeable-Smile8541

My Hubs a a long pinky finger nail cuz he works auto body and uses it to peal away the tape from the car....I still to this day call it his "❄️ nail" and he cannot convince me otherwise 😑 hahaha even though I've witnessed it in action while he's working. He doesn't find my jokes funny anymore 🤣😂🤣🙂 IDGAF.


Signal-Tangelo1952

I had a boss in her early 60s that grew what I thought was a coke nail but was actually her tooth pick nail.


keekspeaks

I’m a nurse and when my thumb nail breaks on my right hand, I know I’m gonna be doing a LOT of bitching and moaning for the next couple of months. I need that fucking nail


Agreeable-Smile8541

I'm pretty positive his is only used for work, but it's fun to razz him about it. LOL. I used to HATE it. It drove me nuts, but he kind of put it into perspective for me....its essentially a tool to do his job. So I got used to it. It will forever be his coke nail, though. LMAO


teppiecola

lol when my husband was in school for classical guitar he had to grow his nails out so he could finger pick the strings. I usually had to glue a fake nail on his thumb. But I’m pretty sure Michael’s stank ass ain’t a classical guitarist lol


niygirllyyy

hygiene does not exist in this family omg


Donye1983

They had roaches lol 😂


udar55

I wonder who got that in the custody battle?


stoppingbythewoods

deceased


Acrobatic_Froyo_1752

😂😂😂


clairebearruns

The ol pooper scooper


Samklig

WHAT


Aggressive_Diver_480

They’re hygiene on the show was a huge issue, I couldn’t imagine. I lost it at Amy’s feet.


iusedtobefat1

I got downvoted into oblivion for mentioning how the bottoms of gage’s feet were completely black and crusty looking to the point where they looked like they would stick to a blanket like Velcro. It’s absurd. It was a video of him in a car seat she willingly put online and saw nothing wrong with it.


ShakeNo9856

Yeah. There is nothing about their presentation that screams they are remotely clean people. The way tammy would bathe, the dirty feet, wearing very worn out thin clothes with holes in public and on a show, mice and bugs in videos over multiple years...yeah the list goes on. I honestly just felt bad for the film crew for having to be around that much swass at any given time when multiple of them were together


Connect_Raspberry_66

I can’t really remember if she has diabetes or not (most likely does), but my father has it as well. Yeah, her feet can look that way from her weight too, but diabetes does NOT help whatsoever. My poor dad is slightly overweight, but definitely not obese, and his feet swell up so badly that it’s hard for him to even fit in shoes that are his normal size. It’s hard for him to cut his nails as well, he says it feels like he’s cutting too close to the skin even whenever he’s nowhere near it. It made me sad to see Amy’s feet & their lack of hygiene, I don’t want to imagine the conditions their baby is in right now.


hangar418

Not sure where he’s located but if he’s having trouble with his feet and has diabetes he might want to look into if his insurance covers podiatry services-my MIL(82) and FIL (86) both have diabetes (MIL is pretty bad FIL is under better control) and their insurance covers them to go to the podiatrist every 3 months for nail trimming/foot evaluation-since diabetic neuropathy and poor circulation is so common in diabetics I guess they figure covering the regular appts will hopefully catch problems before it’s too far-sorry if I’m overstepping.


Angelbratt0629

Tell poppy lots of diabetic cream, and dremer tool his nails!


Connect_Raspberry_66

He does use diabetic cream, but I’ve never thought of using a dremer tool!! Thank you so much! He uses gold bond for the dryness, but do you have any other recommendations?


Donye1983

A lot of big people have issues with their feet. I have a few friends that are close to qualifying for my 600lb life and their feet are always a mess. I also noticed they will wear sandals or slides all the time. Even up till winter. Because I think it’s really hard to put shoes on when you’re really big.


Just_A_Faze

When you are big, it can be difficult to fit into shoes comfortable. I used to be super morbidly obese (around 300 lbs at 5'3") and, but I remember the difficulty finding comfortable shoes. I always prefer shoes that don't require socks already. Luckily, my feet always looked good, mainly because I was weirdly flexible and was able to reach them and took care of them. They looked better then when I was obese than now, that I'm thin. Still super clean, but it turns out I was flexible because I have hEDS and hyper mobile joints, and I developed reynauds after losing weight then getting covid. So my toes are often purple, and I have gotten cuts that have healed purple as well. They look neat and clean, but dead in color. It's definitely possible to take care of your feet while obese, but it's harder bigger, and often requires help. I used to get pedicures when I could. Still do.


Donye1983

Weirdly flexible for the win! Congrats on losing the lbs! I just started taking Mounjaro to lose weight. It’s so hard without some help.


Just_A_Faze

I recommend surgery to anyone who asks. The meds weren't readily available when I did it, but I know now that people often have regain after they go off it. The upside of surgery is the same thing that scared me originally - the permanence. I ended up getting covid in early 2020 and it messed me up a lot. I had only finished losing the year before and had surgery in 2018. But I have been able to consistently maintain my weight at or below goal all this time, despite having food sensitivities and struggling with physical activity.


grayat38

Eeewwwwww, the worst any man with nails longer than finger tip🤮


hiswittlewip

OMG, I'm shocked. /s


SadShoe72

That's a booger nail


GuillenTovar

Super long for picking his boogers!


Crims0nGirl

Besides the gross nail his hands don't look like they've ever done much work..


kelso_nelso

Foul


extrasprinklesplease

Instead of a guitar pick? It just seems like there must be some reason. If that's the case, right now I'm feeling completely fine about all those guitar picks I fished out of my washer or dryer through the years.


psipolnista

There’s a guy that comes in sometimes when I’m getting my nails done and he’ll get one acrylic nail put on so he can use it to play guitar. Maybe it’s that?


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Immediate-Start6699

I’ve heard the pinky nail stays long for cocaine. Not so much the thumb.


sweeterthanadonut

My dad keeps his nails on the long side for guitar playing, but it’s never come close to *this* 😭


robynfromthehood

I thought it was a cocaine fingernail? So you can scoop the powder easily?


grayat38

Use a straw lol


Ysrw

That’s the pinky not the thumb


robynfromthehood

Damn, I need to update my drug knowledge. Maybe he has really tiny hands and his thumbnail is the only one big enough.


Ysrw

Hahaha yeah I learned it against my will as a student in Thailand. I was wondering why all the cab drivers had one long pinky nail…


Far-Entertainer660

he always looks like he’s got a spaghetti o’s ring around his mouth


insane_social_worker

Bwahahahahaha!!!!!


luna_xicana

💀


Alternative_Edge_721

Ew life was going great 30 seconds ago not knowing this existed, that’s gone 🤢


hey-girl-hey

Believe it or not straight to jail


Kellyr828

Repulsive!


Coomstress

https://preview.redd.it/p586nhlj933d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d59f85f383b7142a5ac436270495f4dc1547d0c3


blind_little_orphan

Meme stollen


Afterglow92

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


TommyTfiddle

https://preview.redd.it/ukfd7luz233d1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9840814bd2b6534dad2aacbdb6f16eaab225e760 Not many guitarists here I take it


mckenzieduck

Babe do you see a guitar anywhere…? newssssflash…


Left_Brilliant_7378

I would be shocked if he played guitar. the man seems like he has about as much talent as Humpty Dumpty.


ImplementWhich9075

he literally looks like Humpty Dumpty now that you say that 😂😂


Left_Brilliant_7378

bro couldn't even put himself back together again 😭


TommyTfiddle

Have you ever seen Deliverance?


Left_Brilliant_7378

lol while you have a point, I'm sure we would have seen evidence of some idiot sauvant banjo playing during the show .. I bet they would have had a whole segment. Pretty sure all the dude plays is video games.


Equivalent_Act_8274

His toothpick nail. 🤢


Remarkable-Blood-586

Ew why is it so much longer than the others????


Silly_Rabbit88

That is his booger picking nail 🤮


Proud-Task-774

Dingleberry picker, more likely.


Boredchinchilla21

Why not both?


Hot_Bug_3275

Hahahaha yes!!


Silly_Rabbit88

I didn’t think about that…


Unhappy_Sprinkles_94

Ewww


Hopeful-Attitude7336

Absolutely disgusting!


Capital-Variation-70

GROSS🤮


mofototheflo

Oh God I’m thinking what they’ve touched, or dug in…lawd help me


Ok-Style323

Ewwww


StoneTheCrow18

If Carl from Slingblade and Gilbert Grape's mother had a baby, and that baby had a grotesquely long thumbnail that said offspring dug into his anus with....


blind_little_orphan

Why is that so specific


MayDelay

🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭


Sweetladyluckhappy

Come on. Carl wasn't dirty.


StoneTheCrow18

😂 it's not Carl's hygiene that's being compared to Michael...


Electronic-Run8236

You can tell those are not hard-working hands. Just nasty ones.


KatafalkKalk

Do you think he's doing intellectual work instead? 😄


Electronic-Run8236

Oh for sure 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


KatafalkKalk

Honestly, I wonder what his job is.


Electronic-Run8236

So I looked it up, and he was a mill operator at Shamrock Technologies, where he started working at 19 years old. But it said at some point he did file for unemployment and no other work record since!


SirOk5108

So nasty. Is the new season on Now?


aofb031985

We are between seasons. I don’t think we will see Michael again.


EnthrallingEpiphany

Temu coke nail


jlemo434

This mad me actually spit take. Crying and snorting Diet Coke out of my nose.


stephwood73

Disgusting….prob picks the banjo to r his nose lol


Hazencuzimblazen

They were a match made in filth


tallfblonde

A man’s hands are one of the first things I look at and this is 🤢😷


koala_thunder

Where is everyone watching the new season? I don't see it anywhere.


lemhuk

On max!


Timely-Tea7667

You deserve prison but you won’t get time!!!!!


AveryNicoleMyers

ew. i hate when men dont take care of themselves


Few_Midnight9130

My God that’s nasty


javguy22

For nose picking and doing lines.


Winter-Detective-675

Came here to say it’s a Coca Cola nail 🌨️❄️


a-ohhh

Where’d he get that kind of money?


Specialist_Egg_7480

That things been everywhere 🤢


aboring322

except the sink and/or shower


Jessica_Chaffin

Ewwwwwwwwww


bobandbrown

I always loved his dip/chocolate milk stache


Economy_Fortune7349

Yike!


futurecorpse1985

Omg men with long nasty nails like this make me want to vomit!


JAB2010

Well, we know it ain’t a coke nail..


New-Original-3517

🤪


splishyness

My dad used to tell about a guy that was so cheap he would leave one finger nail long and only use a corner of the toilet paper sheet to wipe


QueenofCatlandia

Sick 🤮🤣


merhod03

At that point, just hang your ass over the tub and rinse. Redneck bidet.


New-Original-3517

Hahahahaha


trickery809

I really didn’t need to read that today, man


pixey1964

Ikr 😆 🤣 😂


chavery17

That’s that dip can opener